Knott Slanding

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Hit, miss, fumble, critical hit messages.

Knott Slanding
Monster ID 617
Locations The Icy Peak (ultra-rarely)
Hit Points 150
Attack 150
Defense 135
Initiative always
Meat 970-1342
Phylum beast
Elements cold
Resistance None
Monster Parts unknown
Dallas Dynasty Falcon Crest shield
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Knott Slanding You're fighting a Knott Slanding

Holy cow, it's a Knott Slanding! You hardly ever see these things in the Kingdom, and it's a good thing -- they're all clicking claws, gnashing teeth, and tiresome drama.

Hit Message(s):

It mauls you with its claws, then claws you in the mall. Where did that mall come from? Ouch! Ooh! Eek! Ugh! Ugh!

It bites you on the nipple, the calf, and the ear in rapid succession. Ow! Eek! Ooh! Argh! Ow!

Critical Hit Message:

It engulfs you into its gaping maw, then tastes how long it's been since you showered and spits you out again. Since its maw goes straight to its gaping, acidic stomach, though, you get burned pretty bad. Eek! Eek! Eek! Ow! Ugh!

Miss Message(s):

It tries to pelt you with snowballs, but its aim is off.

It tries to bite your head, but you slip it between the gaps in its fangs and escape unbitten.

It tries to spear you with a fang, but you clear the spear without fear.

It tries to maul you with its claws, but you darth out of the way.

Fumble Message:

It starts to engulf you in its gaping maw, but you leap away and it gets its tongue stuck on a nearby utility pole. You point and laugh, knowing it's going to talk (grunt?) funny for days. (FUMBLE!)

After Combat

Meat.gifYou gain 952-1,335 Meat
Falconcrest.gifYou acquire an item: Dallas Dynasty Falcon Crest shield
You gain 37 <substat>.

If you lose the fight:

You are knocked to the ground. As the monster walks off, he drops a white ribbon.
Ribbon.gifYou acquire an item: consolation ribbon (100% chance)*

Occurs at The Icy Peak, ultra-rarely.


  • This monster cannot be copied.


  • In the same way that the ultra rare item it drops refers to several primetime soap operas, this monster's name refers to Knots Landing.