Knob Goblin poseur

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Knob Goblin poseur
Monster ID 533
Locations The Haiku Dungeon
Hit Points 5
Attack 4
Defense 3
No-Hit 14
Initiative 50
Meat 16-24
Phylum goblin
Elements None
Resistance None
Monster Parts head, arm, leg
dope gangsta bling-bling, out-of-tune biwa, terrible poem
Manuel Entry
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Knob Goblin poseur When couplets go bad
there's always someone to blame:
Knob Goblin poseur

This Knob Goblin teen
thinks he's a gangsta poet.
In fact, he's neither.

Miss Message(s):

He tries to hit you,
but you bust moves too skillful
for his poser style.
He recites some verse
it makes you gag a little
but you're still okay.
His recitations
are amusing, to be sure.
But dangerous? Nope.
Your foe stands silent,
channeling his gangsta angst,
rockin' the suburbs.
He lets the beat drop
Swiftly, you leap out the way.
That was slick, homie.

After Combat

Meat.gifYou gain 16-24 Meat (average: 20, stdev: 2)*
Near you on the ground
is a dope gangsta bling-bling.
You hork it and jet.
(10% chance*)
Near you on the ground
is a out-of-tune biwa.
You hork it and jet.
(10% chance*)
You find an item.
A terrible poem, in fact.
A looter is you!
(20% chance*)

Occurs at The Haiku Dungeon.