Knob Goblin poseur
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Knob Goblin poseur | |
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Monster ID | 533 |
Locations | The Haiku Dungeon |
Hit Points | 5 |
Attack | 4 |
Defense | 3 |
No-Hit | 14 |
Initiative | 50 |
Meat | 16-24 |
Phylum | goblin |
Elements | None |
Resistance | None |
Monster Parts | head, arm, leg |
Manuel Entry | |
refreshedit data |
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When couplets go bad there's always someone to blame: Knob Goblin poseur | |
thinks he's a gangsta poet. In fact, he's neither. |
Miss Message(s):
He tries to hit you, but you bust moves too skillful for his poser style. |
He recites some verse it makes you gag a little but you're still okay. |
His recitations are amusing, to be sure. But dangerous? Nope. |
Your foe stands silent, channeling his gangsta angst, rockin' the suburbs. |
He lets the beat drop Swiftly, you leap out the way. That was slick, homie. |
![]() | You gain 16-24 Meat (average: 20, stdev: 2)* |
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| (10% chance*) |
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| (10% chance*) |
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| (20% chance*) |
Occurs at The Haiku Dungeon.