Knob Goblin Organ Grinder

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Knob Goblin Organ Grinder

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Grinding up your foes
Wealth and tasty pies for you
Join the upper crust.

Increases Meat drops from enemies
Also makes pies from their organs


Ability: Leprechaun, attacks enemies during combat dealing tuned elemental damage, makes pies.

Throne/Bjorn: +25% Meat from Monsters, 5-15 meat for the first three rounds of combat

Hatchling: Grinder.gif organ grinder

Familiar-Specific Equipment: Stogie.gif microwave stogie

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Mumming Trunk Abilities:

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+30% Meat Drop 4-5 MP +3 Muscle statgain +15% Item Drop +4 Mysticality statgain 8-10 HP +2 Moxie statgain
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Combat Messages
  • Regular Messages:
    • During combat:
      <name> pulls a bone shard out of the organ grinder and stabs him for X damage, shouting "Stick that up yer Khyber, ya chav!".
      <name> says "You're in Barney now!" and scrapes all the grease off the bottom of his pie oven, then smears it on her for X damage.
      <name> shouts "McIntyre!" and flicks some ash from his stogie at her, burning her for X damage.
      <name> pulls an unidentifieable [sic] lump out of his organ grander [sic]. "Cor, that doesn't have Jimmy!" he whistles, then flings it at him for X damage.
      <name> pulls out a bit of cold shoulderbone that was stuck in his organ grinder. He flings it at her for X damage.
      <name> pulls a bit of ectoplasm from his organ grinder and flings it at her for X damage.
    • After combat:
      <name> rummages through your defeated enemy's body for organs to grind. He holds up a little extra Meat. "Oi, guvna, 'ere's some extra Pie and Mash!" he says, winking."
    • After combat against normal foes:
      <name> rummages around in his body, picking a few choice bits to put in his grinder.
    • After combat against Stench-aligned foes:
      <name> holds his nose and says "This'un smells like Betty, guv!" has[sic] he picks some organs out of your opponent and tosses them into his grinder.
    • After combat against Hot-aligned foes:
      <name> grabs a bit of his insides, squealing something about burning his Longers and Lingers.
    • After combat against Spooky-aligned foes:
      <name> shudders as he plunders it for organs to grind, chattering about how the upper story on his Gregory is standing up.
    • After combat against Sleaze-aligned foes:
      <name> blushes a little as he rummages in his body for organs to grind. "My Hampton has a funny feeling about this one, mate," he says.
    • After combat against Cold-aligned foes:
      <name> shivers as he rummages for grindable organs, muttering about how he'll catch his death of Boris.
    • After underwater combat:
      <name> squelches around in its body for some grinder fodder, muttering about how he's getting his Tony Blair wet.
    • After combat against certain important monsters:
      <name> says "Blimey, this bloke's a bloody Pich[sic] and Toss!" and harvests a few choice bits for his grinder.
    • Creating a liver and let pie:
      <name> hands you a pie. "'Ave a bit of Becks and Dosh on this, mate," he says.
      Pie.gifYou acquire an item: liver and let pie
    • Creating a stomach turnover:
      <name> holds his nose and hands you a pie with green fumes coming off the top. "Phew! Careful you don't get your Fireman's too close to this one!" he says.
      Pasty.gifYou acquire an item: stomach turnover
    • Creating a piping organ pie:
      <name> hands you a pie that's so warm the pie tin is glowing a dull red. "Careful, mate, this one's peasy as Gypsy Nell!" he shouts.
      Pie.gifYou acquire an item: piping organ pie
    • Creating a dead lights pie:
      <name> shakes with fear as he hands you a spooky glowing pie. "I heard me dear ol' Gran when I looked at that pie, mate," he says, "and she's been Father Ted for years."
      Pie.gifYou acquire an item: dead lights pie
    • Creating a throbbing organ pie:
      <name> averts his eyes and hands you a weirdly pulsating pie. "This one gives me a funny feeling 'round the Jacksons, mate," he says.
      Pie.gifYou acquire an item: throbbing organ pie
    • Creating a igloo pie:
      <name> hands you a pie so cold that your fingers stick to the tin. "Blimey, this pie's straight taters! Mind your Brigham Young, guvna!" he says.
      Pie.gifYou acquire an item: igloo pie
    • Creating a shoo-fish pie:
      <name> hands you a pie. "'Ave a bit of Becks and Dosh on this, mate," he says.
      Pie.gifYou acquire an item: shoo-fish pie
    • Creating a badass pie:
      <name> hands you a pie. "'Ave a bit of Becks and Dosh on this, mate," he says.
      Pie.gifYou acquire an item: badass pie
  • Enthroned in the Crown of Thrones:
    <name> says, "have a little extra Charlie Drake, guv!" and hands you some meat.
    Meat.gifYou gain 5-15 Meat.
  • Bjornified in the Buddy Bjorn:
    <name> says "'Ere you are guv, no sense letting the leftovers go t'waste," as he hands you some meat.
    Meat.gifYou gain 5-15 Meat.
  • With lucky Tam O'Shanter equipped:
    <name> winks beneath the Tam O'Shanter while waxing rhapsodic about the joys of haggis.
  • With miniature gravy-covered maypole equipped:
    <name> demonstrates that he has the guts to dance in public, doing a visceral jig around the Maypole.
  • With wax lips equipped:
    <name> sticks the wax lips on his organ grinder and spins the handle a few times.

Arena Messages

  • When entered in a game of Hide and Seek:
    The gears and blades in the Knob Goblin Organ Grinder's organ grinder are too loud for him to hide effectively.

Notes

  • This familiar will attack 25% of the time, regardless of the weight. It does approximately its own weight in damage.
  • Consecutive pies require more organs to create, capping at 50 parts needed from the seventh pie onwards (in a 5-10-16-23-31-40-50 fashion). The microwave stogie appears to reduce the parts needed to create pies from the second onward by 5, effectively resulting in a 5-5-11-18-26-35-45 pattern.
  • With the Just the Best Anapests effect active, the after combats message and pie acquisition messages are suppressed. This is a known issue.
  • The type of pie made is dependent on the kind(s) of stuffing added by the Organ Grinder since you last received a pie. The pie type is determined by the following rules:
    • If the organ grinder has garnered any stuffing from a monster fought underwater, the next pie is guaranteed to be a shoo-fish pie.
    • If there is stuffing from a special important monster, but no stuffing from a monster fought underwater, then the next pie will be a badass pie.
    • If no badass or underwater filling is present, then an elementally themed pie will be selected from among the elements for which the player has collected stuffing.
      • Note that this means that the player may guarantee any particular elemental pie by defeating at least one monster of the desired element, plus as many non-elemental monsters as they wish.
    • In the absence of any badass, underwater, or elemental stuffing, a liver and let pie will be created.
    • To summarize: the order of preference is (shoo-fish pie > bad-ass pie > elemental pie > liver and let pie).
  • A sea monster not fought underwater (e.g. copied monster) does not count for a shoo-fish pie. Conversely, fighting a normal monster underwater (e.g. wandering monster) does count.
  • The pie counter resets at rollover, however your Organ Grinder will remember parts from the previous day. For example, if you grind a badass before rollover, your first pie of the next day will be a badass pie.
  • The following encounters have been verified to count towards badass pie acquisition:

Pies

All pies produced by the Knob Goblin Organ Grinder take 2 fullness.

Pie Adventures Substats gained Effect Effect Summary
Strengthliness Enchantedness Roguishness
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liver and let pie
5-7 5-10 5-10 5-10 -
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piping organ pie
7-9 20-40 5-10 5-10 -
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igloo pie
7-9 15-20 15-20 5-10 -
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stomach turnover
7-9 5-10 15-20 15-20 -
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dead lights pie
7-9 5-10 20-40 5-10 -
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throbbing organ pie
7-9 5-10 5-10 20-40 -
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badass pie
8-10 10-20 10-20 10-20 Pie in the Sky +2 Muscle, Mysticality, and Moxie Stats Per Fight
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shoo-fish pie
8-10 10-30 10-30 10-30 Fishy -1 Adventure cost underwater

References

  • The fact that this familiar is a British-speaking figure who grinds up foes and makes them into meat pies inevitably brings to mind the character Sweeney Todd.
  • Much of what the Organ Grinder says is Cockney rhyming slang. For example, "McIntyre" rhymes with "fire," and is thus used as a replacement for the word. As another example, the last word of the phrase "becks and dosh" rhymes with "nosh" (meaning "to eat"). It can get even more twisted than that: "Gregory" refers to the neck (Gregory Peck -> neck) and "Barney" refers to trouble (Barney Rubble -> trouble). We could go on here, but listing every single explanation would probably make this section too long!