You're fighting a Knob Goblin Embezzler
While poking around in the treasury, you encounter a Bean Counter with a guilty look on his face -- looks like you caught him dipping into the till!
Critical Hit Message:
He actuarializes you in the <throat>. Argh! Eek! Ouch!
He actuarializes you in the <forehead>. Ow! Ugh! Ugh!
He tries to actuarialize you in the <eye>, but misses.
He tries to actuarialize you in the <lower back>, but misses. (FUMBLE!)
|You gain 800-1,200 Meat (average: 1000, stdev: 82.06)*|
Occurs at Treasury, semi-rarely.