Knob Goblin Elite Guard
|Knob Goblin Elite Guard|
|Locations||Cobb's Knob Barracks|
|Monster Parts||head, arm, leg, torso|
As you're stepping into the barracks, an Elite Guard is stepping out of it. Since his job is to protect the Knob from outsiders, and you're pretty definitely an outsider, and his mother didn't raise any shirkers, he springs into action.
He lunges toward a nearby weapon rack to grab a polearm, but you trip him before he can reach it.
He headbutts you with his horny helmet. Er, that is, the horns on his helmet. Eek! Ouch! Eek!
He throws down the gauntlet. Er, I mean, he punches you in the <arm> with his gauntlet. Oof! Oof! Ow!
He gives you a bad case of <foot> elbow when he elbows you in the <nipple>. Ouch! Ouch! Oof!
He stomps your toes with his big, heavy boots. Ooh! Ouch! Eek!
He takes off his helmet and uses it to bludgeon you down to the floor. Does that count as headbutting or punching? Ouch! Oof! Argh!
He tries to headbutt you, but gets his helmet's horns stuck in the wall.
He throws down his gauntlet. Well, at least he didn't punch you with it.
He tries to elbow you in the <lower back>, but you avoid getting a case of <shins> elbow.
He tries to stomp on your toes, but you stay on your toes and jump back.
A ranking officer of the Guard walks by, and the guard you're fighting stops to salute, clanging his bugle off of his helmet. (FUMBLE!)
|You gain 40-60 Meat (average: 50, stdev: 4.47)*|
|You acquire an item: Cobb's Knob Wurstbrau (15% chance)*|
|You acquire an item: Knob Goblin elite helm (10% chance)*|
|You acquire an item: Knob Goblin elite shirt (10% chance)*|
|You acquire an item: Knob Goblin elite pants (10% chance)*|
|You acquire an item: knob bugle (10% chance)*|
Occurs at Cobb's Knob Barracks.