Knob Goblin Barbecue Team
|Knob Goblin Barbecue Team|
|Locations||Outskirts of Cobb's Knob|
|Monster Parts||head, arm, leg, torso, grill|
|Pickpocket||Colon Annihilation Hot Sauce|
This is a deadly combination of a neophyte Knob Goblin Chef and a magically animated barbecue grill. Sometimes these things are friendly, but this one appears to be pretty aggressive.
It sics its grill on you, which proceeds to get all up in your grill. Argh!
The Chef gives you a severe tong-lashing. No, that's not a typo. Ooh! (hot damage)
The chef picks up the grill and swings it in a wide circle, releasing it so it flies straight at you! You black out and wake up with grill-marks all over your face. Looks like that attack was making headlines! Ooh! Ugh! (hot damage)
Its grill gets all up in your grill, but you tell it it best get to steppin'.
The Chef dips his barbecue tongs into the coals of the grill, and tries to grab your <shins> with them. You deftly sidestep.
The grill spits hot coals at you, but you stay cool.
The Chef tries to give you a tong-lashing, but you quickly dodge.
The Chef grabs the grill by the legs and swings it at you. It flies over your head and rolls over on the ground. The Chef rushes over to make sure the grill's okay, moaning "Fritz! Fritz, get up, for God's sake!" (FUMBLE!)
|You gain 8-12 Meat (average: 10, stdev: 1.15)*|
|You acquire an item: bowl of cottage cheese (60% chance)*|
|You acquire an item: Knob Goblin pants (8% chance)*|
|You acquire an item: Knob Goblin tongs (20% chance)*|
- If you are on the appropriate bounty hunt:
|You acquire a bounty item: bloodstained briquette|
|You gain 1 <substat>.|
Occurs at Outskirts of Cobb's Knob.
- Using Pickpocket on this monster may yield a Colon Annihilation Hot Sauce from about 20% of pickpocket attempts.