Knob Goblin Barbecue Team

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Knob Goblin Barbecue Team
Monster ID 155
Locations Outskirts of Cobb's Knob
Hit Points 2
Attack 2
Defense 1
No-Hit 12
Initiative 60
Meat 8-12
Phylum goblin
Elements hot
Resistance None
Monster Parts head, arm, leg, torso, grill
bowl of cottage cheese, Knob Goblin pants, Knob Goblin tongs
Bounty bloodstained briquette
Pickpocket Colon Annihilation Hot Sauce
Manuel Entry
refreshedit data
Knob Goblin Barbecue Team You're fighting a Knob Goblin Barbecue Team

This is a deadly combination of a neophyte Knob Goblin Chef and a magically animated barbecue grill. Sometimes these things are friendly, but this one appears to be pretty aggressive.

Hit Message(s):

It sics its grill on you, which proceeds to get all up in your grill. Argh!

The Chef dips his barbecue tongs into the coals of the grill, and grabs your <leg> with them. It burns! It burns! Argh! (hot damage)

The grill spits hot coals at you. Your <forehead> bursts into flames. Oof! (hot damage)

The Chef gives you a severe tong-lashing. No, that's not a typo. Ooh! (hot damage)

Critical Hit Message:

The chef picks up the grill and swings it in a wide circle, releasing it so it flies straight at you! You black out and wake up with grill-marks all over your face. Looks like that attack was making headlines! Ooh! Ugh! (hot damage)

Miss Message(s):

Its grill gets all up in your grill, but you tell it it best get to steppin'.

The Chef dips his barbecue tongs into the coals of the grill, and tries to grab your <shins> with them. You deftly sidestep.

The grill spits hot coals at you, but you stay cool.

The Chef tries to give you a tong-lashing, but you quickly dodge.

Fumble Message:

The Chef grabs the grill by the legs and swings it at you. It flies over your head and rolls over on the ground. The Chef rushes over to make sure the grill's okay, moaning "Fritz! Fritz, get up, for God's sake!" (FUMBLE!)

After Combat

Meat.gifYou gain 8-12 Meat (average: 10, stdev: 1.15)*
Ccheese.gifYou acquire an item: bowl of cottage cheese (60% chance)*
Pants.gifYou acquire an item: Knob Goblin pants (8% chance)*
Tongs.gifYou acquire an item: Knob Goblin tongs (20% chance)*
Briquette.gifYou acquire a bounty item: bloodstained briquette
(X of 8 found)
You gain 1 <substat>.

Occurs at Outskirts of Cobb's Knob.