Knob Goblin Alchemist
|Knob Goblin Alchemist|
|Monster Parts||head, arm, leg, torso|
This is one of the most mad of the knob goblin mad scientists. He spent most of his life in the futile pursuit of a formula to turn lead into meat, but the most he could muster was turning cardboard into tofu, and nobody could tell the difference.
After so many failures, he devoted the remainder of his life to the pursuit of combining chemicals and magical incantations to make smoke, bubbles, and pretty colors in beakers, and that's been a lot easier and more rewarding.
He tosses a potion at you. Some of it gets in your mouth and burns like a fire on fire. Argh!
He tosses a potion at you. It smells like lavender, but it dissolves your flesh like acid. Argh!
He tosses a potion at you. It explodes in a glittery cloud. Oh, wait, those are tiny razor blades. My bad. Argh!
He tosses two potions at you. They collide in midair and react, turning into a sphere that's half ice and half fire. While you're staring at it, he sneaks behind you and brains you with a crucible. Ouch!
He tosses a potion at you, but misses. Maybe he should cook up a potion that improves potion-tossing aim.
He tosses a potion at you. It clears up your eczema.
He tosses a potion at you. It tastes a little like grapes and a little like gravy.
He tosses a potion at you. It explodes in a glittery cloud, making you look like the lamest kind of vampire.
He toddles off to the dispensary to get more ingredients to use in his weirdo potions. (FUMBLE!)
|You acquire an item: half-baked potion|
|You acquire an item: philosopher's scone|
Occurs at: Laboratory