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|Locations||A Crowd of Adventurers|
|Monster Parts||arm, head, leg, torso|
"Hey," you say to the spectacled teenager loitering near the tower, "is this where the Smartest Adventurer contest is?"
"Hrmph," he replies. "If you had a chance, you'd already know."
"Hey now," you say, "there's no reason to be insulting."
"Furthermore, if you had an ounce of brains, you'd have stopped me from stealing your watch just then." He grins smugly.
"Okay, that tears it. I'm gonna knock an ounce of brains out of your ears."
A brick falls from the sky and hits you on the <eye>. "I tossed that brick up there 40 seconds ago, because I knew you'd be standing there now," he explains.
He asks you to solve a complicated math problem, and while you're not paying attention, he steals your wallet and stabs you in the <bung>.
He steals part of your <skull>. It really hurts.
A brick falls from the sky and hits you on the <bung>. "I tossed that brick up there 40 seconds ago, because I knew you'd be standing there now," he explains.
He snorts and smiles his smug little smile at you.
He pauses to push his glasses up his nose.
He takes a moment to case the joint. And by "the joint" I mean "your <leg>."
He snorts and smiles his smug little smile at you. (FUMBLE!)
When you miss: He calculates the destination of your attack and easily sidesteps it.
Occurs at The Naughty Sorceress' Tower.
- The critical hit message is a nod towards Brick Jokes.