Killer Festive Decal-Applying Elfbot

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Killer Festive Decal-Applying Elfbot
Monster ID	unknown
Locations	The Crimborg Collective Factory
Hit Points	Equal to player HP
Attack	Scales with player stats
Defense	Scales with player stats
Initiative	Indeterminate
Meat	None
Phylum	Indeterminate
Elements	None
Resistance	None
Monster Parts	Indeterminate
Drops capacitor relay, carbon nanotube frame, Feynman gate, high-resistance ultrapolymer plating, ion grid, logic synthesizer
Quest	flask of peppermint oil
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 You're fighting a Killer Festive Decal-Applying Elfbot

This is one of the killer robots from the future, (mostly) reprogrammed by the Crimborg to help make fun, futuristic toys. This robot is primarily responsible for applying decals to the new toys. All of the other elfbots tend to laugh and call it names -- I mean, being the evil killer robot that puts stickers on toys is kind of like being the big, tough space marine who runs the daycare for the kids of the other space marines. Still, it *is* a big killer robot. With stickers. *snicker.*

Hit Message(s):

It stomps on you with its big metal feet. That's no mean feat, but it is a pair of mean feet. Ouch! Argh! Ugh! Ow!

It applies a decal to your feet, sticking them together. You trip and fall. Ooh! Argh! Ow! Ooh!

It crushes your <ankle> in its calipers. That's gonna leave a mark. Happy Crimbo! Ow! Oof! Ow!

It applies a decal to your leg and rips it off really fast. Yeow! Ouch! Argh! Argh! Ow!

Critical Hit Message:

It sticks a decal right over your nose and mouth. It takes a good thirty seconds for you to rip it off, during which time you panic. A little bit. Ooh! Ouch! Ugh!

Miss Message(s):

It tries to stomp on you with its big metal feet, but you find it a trivial feat to dodge them.

It tries to crush you in its calipers, but you don't wanna be crushed, buried in fear, or left for töt.

It applies a decal to you. Fortunately, it's a pretty cool decal, so you don't mind.

It applies a decal to your chest and rips it off really fast. Fortunately, your chest is as hairless as a wee boy's.

Fumble Message:

It tries to stick a decal over your nose and mouth to keep you from breathing, but applies it sticky-side up, so it just slides off you. Man, these robots aren't getting any smarter. (FUMBLE!)

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After Combat

You acquire an item: capacitor relay (8.1% chance)*

You acquire an item: carbon nanotube frame (8.0% chance)*

You acquire an item: ion grid (7.7% chance)*

You acquire an item: Feynman gate (7.8% chance)*

You acquire an item: logic synthesizer (8.3% chance)*

You acquire an item: high-resistance ultrapolymer plating (3.7% chance)*

You acquire an item: flask of peppermint oil (??.?% chance)*

You gain some <substat>.

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Occurred at The Crimborg Collective Factory.

References

• The encounter text about a killer robot from the future, reprogrammed for good, is a reference to the Terminator series of movies.
• "Don't wanna be crushed, buried in fear, or left for töt" is a reference to MC Frontalot's song "Rappers We Crush".
• "All of the other elfbots tend to laugh and call it names" is a reference to a similar line in "Rudolph the red-nosed Reindeer".
• Space marines may be a reference to Games Workshop's Warhammer 40,000 or to Blizzard's StarCraft games.