Jungle floor wax

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jungle floor wax
jungle floor wax

The jungle doesn't precisely have a floor, so pygmies generally use this as a dessert topping instead.

Type: food (good)
Size: 2
Level required: 6
Selling Price: 135 Meat.
Effect: Wax On Your Shoes (20 Adventures)Moxie +15
+25% Combat Initiative

(In-game plural: bottles of jungle floor wax)
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Item number: 6705
Description ID: 998043435
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Obtained From

The Hidden Apartment Building
pygmy janitor
The Hidden Bowling Alley
pygmy janitor
The Hidden Hospital
pygmy janitor
The Hidden Office Building
pygmy janitor
The Hidden Park
pygmy janitor

When Consumed

Balm.gif
You eat the sweet, sweet wax, only getting a little bit of it on your shoes.
AdventuresYou gain 5-7 Adventures.
You gain 5-10 Strengthliness.
You gain 5-10 Mysteriousness.
You gain 10-20 Sarcasm.
Balm.gifYou acquire an effect: Wax On Your Shoes
(duration: 20 Adventures)
(You gain 2 Fullness.)

References

  • In the item description, "pygmies generally use this as a dessert topping instead" alludes to a Saturday Night Live ad parody featuring Gilda Radner and Dan Aykroyd, who are debating whether the product "Shimmer" is a floor polish or a dessert topping. (It's "both a floor wax and a dessert topping!")

Collection

TOP 10 jungle floor wax collections
1. dune rune - 25000 | 2. Pastahead - 11964 | 3. Naughty Player - 2500 | 4. Mistress of the Obvious - 1890 | 5. Magister30 - 1354
6. Athanatos - 555 | 7. Bioland - 508 | 8. General_Herpes - 431 | 9. lupus4 - 390 | 10. Noskilz - 384
Collection data courtesy of ePeterso2 and Jicken Wings