|Locations||The Jungles of Ancient Loathing|
|Monster Parts||arm, head, leg, torso|
Krakrox prowled silently through the forest, careful to avoid attention. He was not the only hunter in this place; indeed, the jungle was teeming with predators, both humanoid and animal. By keeping a careful eye both ahead and behind of him, though, he was certain to avoid any possible ambush.
Or at least, that was the plan, anyway. Until a giant angry monkey drops out of a tree onto his head. I mean your head. Your collective head(s).
The baboon bites the heck out of your <elbow>. This sucks, but at least it's not smiling at you and playing the cymbals. Ouch! Ouch! Ooh!
The baboon bites you violently. Are you wearing that banana-scented aftershave again? Ooh! Ouch! Oof!
The baboon yanks on your ears, trying to peel you like a banana. Eek! Argh! Ugh!
Lest you confuse the baboon with one of the cute, funny breeds of monkey, let me point out that this one has just torn a huge chunk out of your <solar plexus> with its powerful fanged jaws. Eek! Ugh! Argh!
I was going to do a bit here about the baboon throwing poop at you, but that would be tasteless and puerile, so instead it just attacks you and misses.
The baboon misses you. I don't have a joke here, but 'baboon' is really fun to say. Baboooon!
The baboon bares its fangs at you and slaps the ground in what I guess is some sort of show of anger or dominance. Whatever, at least it's not biting you.
The baboon moons you with its shiny red behind. You consider kicking it, but Wikipedia says they don't have any nerves there anyway. (FUMBLE!)
|You acquire an item: banana peel (30% chance)*|
|You acquire an item: glass of baboon milk (30% chance)*|
- If you are on the appropriate bounty hunt:
|You acquire a bounty item: purple butt|
|You gain some <substat>.|
Occurs at The Jungles of Ancient Loathing.