Jungle baboon

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Jungle baboon
Monster ID 832
Locations The Jungles of Ancient Loathing
Hit Points 50
Attack 50
Defense 54
Initiative 80
Meat None
Phylum beast
Elements None
Resistance None
Monster Parts arm, head, leg, torso
banana peel, glass of baboon milk
Bounty purple butt
Manuel Entry
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jungle baboon You're fighting a jungle baboon

Krakrox prowled silently through the forest, careful to avoid attention. He was not the only hunter in this place; indeed, the jungle was teeming with predators, both humanoid and animal. By keeping a careful eye both ahead and behind of him, though, he was certain to avoid any possible ambush.

Or at least, that was the plan, anyway. Until a giant angry monkey drops out of a tree onto his head. I mean your head. Your collective head(s).

Hit Message(s):

The baboon bites the heck out of your <elbow>. This sucks, but at least it's not smiling at you and playing the cymbals. Ouch! Ouch! Ooh!

The baboon bites you violently. Are you wearing that banana-scented aftershave again? Ooh! Ouch! Oof!

The baboon yanks on your ears, trying to peel you like a banana. Eek! Argh! Ugh!

Critical Hit Message:

Lest you confuse the baboon with one of the cute, funny breeds of monkey, let me point out that this one has just torn a huge chunk out of your <solar plexus> with its powerful fanged jaws. Eek! Ugh! Argh!

Miss Message(s):

I was going to do a bit here about the baboon throwing poop at you, but that would be tasteless and puerile, so instead it just attacks you and misses.

The baboon misses you. I don't have a joke here, but 'baboon' is really fun to say. Baboooon!

The baboon bares its fangs at you and slaps the ground in what I guess is some sort of show of anger or dominance. Whatever, at least it's not biting you.

Fumble Message:

The baboon moons you with its shiny red behind. You consider kicking it, but Wikipedia says they don't have any nerves there anyway. (FUMBLE!)

After Combat

Bananapeel.gifYou acquire an item: banana peel (30% chance)*
Milk.gifYou acquire an item: glass of baboon milk (30% chance)*
Asshat.gifYou acquire a bounty item: purple butt
(X of 9 found)
You gain some <substat>.

Occurs at The Jungles of Ancient Loathing.