Jill-of-All-Trades

Not to be confused with Jill-O-Lantern (October 2004's IoTM familiar).

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Jill-of-All-Trades
A nostalgic face, but over the years she's learned some new tricks (and treats).

Every basic familiar at once, and more!

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Ability: Acts as a regular-strength Leprechaun, Fairy, Ghuol Whelp, Sabre-Toothed Lime, Blood-Faced Volleyball, Hovering Sombrero, Barrrnacle, Levitating Potato, Cocoabo and Mosquito. Can be adjusted to be an extra 0.5x Leprechaun, Fairy or Volleyball/Sombrero, or act twice more in combat, via familiar equipment.

Throne/Bjorn: All Attributes +10, sometimes deals spooky damage

Hatchling: Dark Jill-of-All-Trades

Familiar-Specific Equipment: LED candle

	Ultimate Cage Match	Scavenger Hunt	Obstacle Course	Hide and Seek

Mumming Trunk Abilities:

+15% Meat Drop	4-5 MP	+3 Muscle statgain	+15% Item Drop	+4 Mysticality statgain	8-10 HP	+2 Moxie statgain
	Deals Hot damage*	Staggers*			Deals damage & 10% Delevel*
*Hover for details

Cannot breathe underwater

Combat Messages

• Before combat:

  <name> is clearly creeping your opponent out a little.

  <name> stares into your opponent's eyes. They're getting sleeeepy...

  Your opponent seems unnerved by the way <name> is staring at them.

Monster attack power reduced by ?

Monster defense reduced by ?

• Regular messages:
  • As Mosquito:

    <name> drinks a bunch of your opponent's blood, and vomits it out into your mouth like a mother bird.

    <name> inhales some blood from your opponent and exhales it into you. You're going to need to hit a dry-cleaner after this.

    <name> refreshes you with some blood stolen from your opponent. Well... I guess that would be refreshing.

    You gain X hit points.

  • As Lime:

    <name> bites your opponent for X. She's got some real chompers, for a gourd.

    <name> bites your opponent on the bung (or bung-equivalent) for X.

    <name> chomps your opponent for X. You might expect it to be hot damage, but the candle isn't that big.

    <name> tries to bite your opponent, but they're keeping well away from her.

    <name> tries to bite your opponent, but they're smart enough to stay away from her mouth.

    <name> tries to chomp your opponent, but her "teeth" aren't sharp enough to do any damage.

  • As Potato:

    <name> grabs your opponent in a tangle of spooky vines and shakes them menacingly.

    <name> sprouts a bunch of spooky vines to entangle your opponent!

    <name> tangles up your foes for a minute, so you can take a breather.

    Your opponent seems unnerved by the way <name> is staring at them.

  • As Cocoabo:

    <name> finds some meat. It's not clear where from. Maybe don't ask?

    <name> hops up and down excitedly, to indicate some additional meat she's found.

    <name> horks a small pile of meat onto the ground.

    You gain some Meat.

• After Combat:
  • As Ghuol Whelp:

    <name> brightens up the room... and your heart.

    <name> glows brightly! It's very encouraging.

    <name>'s candle glows brightly, casting fun spooky shadows everywhere.

    You gain some hit points.

    You gain some Mana Points.

  • As Leprechaun:

    <name> shoots you a spooky wink. How is a wink spooky? Well, imagine Steve Buscemi doing it. Or Marty Feldman, if you're a little older.

    <name> winks at you, which is one of the few things she can do that I don't have to qualify how it would be possible.

    <name> winks at you as thought the two of you are sharing a secret. (It's a secret about money.)

  • As Fairy:

    <name> does a spooky pirouette. How is a pirouette spooky? Well, remember in The Exorcist when the little girl's head turns all the way around?

    <name> performs a spooky halloween dance. Well, a spooky halloween hops-around.

    <name> rocks from side-to-side in a way that approximates dancing for a pumpkin.

  • As Volleyball/Sombrero:

    <name> smiles. Which is the main thing that Jill-O-Lanterns do, after all. (+Y Stats)

    <name> smiles devilishly. Or beatifically? I dunno, whichever you're into. (+Y Stats)

    <name> smiles spookily. And spooks smilingly. (+Y Stats)

• From the first Dude killed per ascension:

  Looks like they were getting ready for Halloween. A cool jill-o-lantern light drops from their pack.

  You acquire an item: LED candle

• After combat (35% chance, divided by 20 for each map dropped this day, up to three):

  <name> spits a rolled up piece of paper out of its carved maw.

  You notice a piece of paper stuck to <name> and grab it.

  <name> wiggles around and you notice a map underneath it.

  You acquire an item: map to a candy-rich block

• Enthroned in the Crown of Thrones:

  From atop your head, a spooky ghost flies out of <name> and gives your foe the jibblies, for 14-19? damage.

• Bjornified in the Buddy Bjorn:

  From aback your back, a spooky ghost flies out of <name> and gives your foe the jibblies, for 14-19? damage.

• With lucky Tam O'Shanter equipped:

  <name> gives you a jaunty wink beneath her jaunty Tam O'Shanter.

• With miniature gravy-covered maypole equipped:

  You give <name> a helpful push, and she rolls around the maypole a few times.

• With wax lips equipped:
  

  <name> smiles with her wax lips. It's adorable, but they'll melt if you leave them in there too long. (not actually)

Arena Messages

• None. This familiar has no weaknesses.

Notes

• Acts in combat 25% of the time. Every activation has an equal chance to be a Mosquito, Lime, or a Cocoabo meat effect.
  • If wearing a LED candle with red light selected, the activation rate increases to 50%.
  • Unlike other effects of this type, the meat-granting effect can happen after round 10, but only once per combat in total.
• Has a 25% chance each round to act like a Levitating Potato.
• Y, the amount of stats granted after combat, is the maximum of what Volleyball or Sombrero would grant with the current familiar weight.