Jerry Bradford, Pokéfam World Champion

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Jerry Bradford, Pokéfam World Champion
Monster ID 2059
Locations The Sorceress' Chamber
Hit Points 0
Attack 250
Defense 0
No-Hit 260
Initiative 0
Meat None
Phylum dude
Elements None
Resistance Indeterminate
Monster Parts Indeterminate
Manuel Entry
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Jerry Bradford, Pokéfam World Champion You're fighting Jerry Bradford, Pokéfam World Champion

"Ha ha ha! You're too late again, loser!" Jerry Bradford crows as you enter the Naughty Sorceress' chamber. "I defeated the Naughty Sorceress a whole ten minutes ago, and that makes me the pokéfam world champion!"

"What?" you say. "How does that even work?"

"She was the previous champion, duh! I beat her, so now I'm the champion!"

"Soo... all I have to do is beat you, like I have constantly and consistently been doing, and I become the world champion?" you ask. "Kid, prepare to be the shortest-term champion on record."

Hit Message(s):

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Critical Hit Message:

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Miss Message(s):

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Fumble Message:

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After Combat

"Nuts," Jerry grumbles, then sighs. "You know, <name>, I think I've really learned a lesson through all of this."

"Oh yeah?" you say. "The lesson about treating your pokéfam well, or the one about perseverance in the face of adversity?"

"No, no. Neither of those."

"Just the usual lesson about the power of friendship, then?"

"No," Jerry says, shaking his head. "I think the lesson I learned today was... that you're a big dumb loser, loser! Smell you later!" He flips you double middle fingers, jumps on his skateboard, and ollies out of the Naughty Sorceress's chamber.

"Well," you say to the empty room as a loud crashing noise comes from the archway, "I learned that you shouldn't try to skateboard down a six-story spiral staircase when someone's been leaving banana peels on the steps."

Karma.gifYou acquire an item: Instant Karma (100.0% if player is at level 13; otherwise, 0% chance)*
Thwaitmetabug.gifYou acquire an item: Thwaitgold metabug statuette

Occurs in The Sorceress' Chamber.