Jeff the Fancy Skeleton

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Jeff the Fancy Skeleton
Monster ID 1917
Locations Investigating a Plaintive Telegram
Hit Points 300
Attack 180
Defense 200
Initiative 100
Meat None
Phylum undead
Elements spooky
Resistance  ?
Monster Parts head, arm, leg, torso
Fancy Jeff's fancy pocket square
Manuel Entry
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Jeff the Fancy Skeleton You're fighting Jeff the Fancy Skeleton

You at least have to admit that dying hasn't changed Jeff all that much.

Hit Message(s):

He glares at you. The haughtiness is painful.

He stares judgmentally at your <bung>. He's got a point, I guess. If you were a better person you'd be able to afford a better <shoulder>.

He hires another nearby skeleton to punch you in the <skull>.

Critical Hit Message:

He hires another nearby skeleton to punch you in the <forehead>. (CRITICAL HIT!)

Miss Message(s):

He stops to adjust the empty space where his cravat used to be.

He hits you with a rock, but because he's the 1% the damage gets rounded down to zero.

He pauses briefly to get a shoeshine, which consists of standing impatiently and glancing at wristbone while pretending somebody is shining his absent shoes.

Fumble Message:

not known

After Combat

Buffdime.gifYou acquire an item: buffalo dime
Fancysquare.gifYou acquire an item: Fancy Jeff's fancy pocket square

You head back to the telegraph office and wire Jeff's family, telling them that he is dead and also that he came back to life and was a real jerk so you killed him again. You say it in a nice way, though, and you actually omit the part about you killing him. What they don't know can't hurt you.

Occurs at The Investigation Thrillingly Concludes! while Investigating a Plaintive Telegram (Missing: Fancy Man).


  • Immune to staggers.
  • Has about 50% physical and 70% elemental resistance.
  • Using skills against Jeff will fail most (around 90%) of the time:
You reconsider your actions in light of Jeff's fanciness.
  • You cannot use combat items:
It would be far too gauche to use that item on a skeleton as fancy as Jeff.
  • Jeff is immune to physical damage from non-blunt weapons:
(blunt weapons would probably work better against this guy...)

Occurs at Investigating a Plaintive Telegram.