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This is a huge ball of compressed sugar and some unidentifiable attempt at fruit flavoring. It's not quite as brutal as a jawbreaker, but it's definitely not a walk in the park. Kids these days and their sadomasochistic candy . . . back in my day, we had candy everybody wants! And we liked it!

Type: food (good)
Size: 1
Level required: 4
Effect: Sugar Rush (5 Adventures)+20% Combat Initiative
Muscle +5%
Moxie +5%
Mysticality -10%

Cannot be discarded

(In-game plural: jawbruisers)
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Item number: 4333
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Obtained From

bindlestocking (sometimes)
Summon Annoyance
Obsoleted Areas/Methods
Crimbo 2009
Advent Calendar

When Consumed

You eat the jawbruiser, cracking a few molars in the process. By the time you're done, even smiling makes your face ache.
HPYou lose 30-50 hit points.
AdventuresYou gain 1-5 Adventures.
You gain 10-20 Strongness.
You gain 10-20 Magicalness.
You gain 10-20 Chutzpah.
Hoppedup.gifYou acquire an effect: Sugar Rush
(duration: 5 Adventures)
(You gain 1 Fullness.)

When Chucked

  • When chucked:
You chuck the jawbruiser at <player>.
You chuck the jawbruiser at your target, but for some reason, it bounces back and hits you in the jaw.
  • When struck:
<player> has hit you in the jaw with a piece of candy. Crunch!
Jawbruise.gifYou acquire an effect: Bruised Jaw
(duration: 10 Adventures)


  • Getting Beaten Up by consuming this item lasts for 4 adventures instead of the usual 3.
  • Chucking the jawbruiser consumes it.
  • You cannot chuck one at a character in Hardcore or Ronin.
  • On December 16, 2009 Chatbot was made immune to the jawbruiser. Attempting to chuck one at Chatbot produces:
    Chatbot's jaw is made from dwarf-forged steel, and cannot be bruised.


  • "Even smiling makes my face ache" is a quote from The Rocky Horror Picture Show.
  • "...back in my day, we had candy everybody wants! And we liked it!" is a reference to an old Saturday Night Live Dana Carvey skit in which he acts like a "Grumpy Old Man."
  • "Candy Everybody Wants" is also the name of a 10000 Maniacs song.


TOP 10 jawbruiser collections
1. jodez4 - 2000 | 2. fost - 1840 | 3. The 3 - 1599 | 4. Parsley - 1000 | 5. Mistress of the Obvious - 569
6. Tiki Shaman - 561 | 7. Leopold Jimmleson - 491 | 8. Skent - 472 | 9. Chat Czar - 372 | 10. Twixx - 313
Collection data courtesy of ePeterso2 and Jicken Wings