Jarlsberg's Cosmic Kitchen

Jarlsberg's Cosmic Kitchen can be found in The Campground under the Avatar of Jarlsberg path.

Once per day, Jarlsberg can create a cosmic six-pack without any ingredients:

You lazily twirl your fingers. Cosmic water molecules coalesce into a writhing mass, and you curdle it into a six-pack of cheap domestic beer.

You acquire an item: cosmic six-pack

Basic Cooking

Basic cooking involves using Jarlsberg's cooking skills on cosmic ingredients. Most dishes are decent and provide 1.5 adventures per size, however there are some exceptions: consumate toast (decent) gives 1.25, sauerkraut (crappy) gives 1, and sour cream (crappy) gives 1.

	cosmic egg	cosmic dough	cosmic vegetable	cosmic cheese	cosmic potted meat product	cosmic potato	cosmic cream	cosmic fruit
Boil	consummate hard-boiled egg Size: 3	consummate bagel Size: 4	consummate soup Size: 4
Fry	consummate fried egg Size: 3				consummate bacon Size: 3	consummate french fries Size: 3
Chop		consummate hot dog bun Size: 3	consummate salad Size: 3
Slice		consummate sliced bread Size: 3	consummate corn chips Size: 2	consummate cheese slice Size: 2				consummate strawberries Size: 3
Bake		consummate brownie Size: 3		consummate melted cheese Size: 4	consummate meatloaf Size: 5	consummate baked potato Size: 4
Grill		consummate toast Size: 2			consummate steak Size: 4
Freeze					consummate cold cuts Size: 3		consummate ice cream Size: 3	consummate sorbet Size: 3
Blend	consummate egg salad Size: 3		consummate salsa Size: 2		consummate frankfurter Size: 3		consummate whipped cream Size: 2
Curdle		passable stout Potency: 3	consummate sauerkraut Size: 1			acceptable vodka Potency: 3	consummate sour cream Size: 1	adequate rum Potency: 3

Advanced Food

Advanced food dishes can be created from the result of basic cooking:

Ingredients				Result	Full	Avg Adv/Full	Required Skills (and Ingredients)	Minimum Skillcount
		consummate toast	consummate cheese slice	immaculate grilled cheese	4	2		11
		consummate ice cream	consummate brownie	immaculate ice cream sandwich	4	2		7
		consummate hot dog bun	consummate frankfurter	immaculate hot dog	4	2		12
		consummate egg salad	consummate sliced bread	immaculate egg salad sandwich	4	2		10
	consummate sliced bread	consummate cheese slice	consummate cold cuts	perfect sandwich	5	3		12
	consummate salad	consummate hard-boiled egg	consummate cold cuts	perfect chef salad	5	3		9
	consummate fried egg	consummate bacon	consummate toast	perfect breakfast	5	3		8
	consummate hot dog bun	consummate frankfurter	consummate sauerkraut	sublime deluxe hot dog	6	4		12
	consummate soup	consummate steak	consummate baked potato	sublime stew	6	4		6
consummate corn chips	consummate salsa	consummate melted cheese	consummate sour cream	sublime nachos	6	4		9
consummate fried egg	consummate bagel	consummate cheese slice	consummate bacon	Ultimate Breakfast Sandwich	7	5		11
consummate baked potato	consummate bacon	consummate melted cheese	consummate sour cream	Loaded Baked Potato	7	5		13
consummate ice cream	consummate whipped cream	consummate strawberries	consummate brownie	Omega Sundae	7	5		11

Quality legend: decent good awesome EPIC

Advanced Booze

Advanced drinks can be created from the result of basic cooking:

Ingredients		Result	Drunk	Avg Adv/Drunk	Required Skills (and Ingredients)	Minimum Skillcount
mediocre lager	consummate sauerkraut	Das Sauerlager	3	1.5		1
acceptable vodka	consummate sour cream	Disappointed Russian	4	2		5
passable stout	consummate cold cuts	Bologna Lambic	3	3		8
acceptable vodka	consummate hot dog bun	Vodka Dog	3	3		7
acceptable vodka	consummate salsa	Chunky Mary	4	3		7
adequate rum	consummate melted cheese	Nachojito	3	3		5
adequate rum	consummate french fries	Le Roi	3	3		7
adequate rum	consummate fried egg	Over Easy Rider	3	3		5

Quality legend: decent good awesome EPIC

Chefstaves

Jarlsberg can also craft chefstaves from cosmic ingredients, although only one of each type. These chefstaves are all marked as quest items and cannot be carried across ascensions:

Ingredient	Chefstaff	Myst req	Effect
cosmic fruit	Staff of Fruit Salad	N/A	Spell Damage +10 Moxie +10 Regenerate 2-3 MP per adventure Jiggle: Deal some Prismatic damage
cosmic egg	Staff of the Healthy Breakfast	N/A	Spell Damage +10 Maximum HP +15 +10% Item Drops from Monsters Regenerate 2-4 MP per adventure Jiggle: Recover Some HP (10-15)
cosmic potato	Staff of the Hearty Dinner	N/A	Spell Damage +10 Damage Reduction: 5 Regenerate 2-3 MP per adventure Jiggle: Weaken Bad Guy
cosmic vegetable	Staff of the Light Lunch	N/A	Spell Damage +10 Combat Initiative +15% Regenerate 2-3 MP per adventure Jiggle: Deal Some Cold Damage
cosmic potted meat product	Staff of the All-Steak	50	Spell Damage +50% Damage Reduction: 15 Regenerate 5-6 MP per adventure Jiggle: Massive Bonus to Item Drops (5/day)
cosmic cream	Staff of the Cream of the Cream	50	Spell Damage +50% Moxie +30 Regenerate 5-6 MP per adventure Jiggle: Attune to Monster's Essence (5/day)
cosmic dough	Staff of the Staff of Life	50	Spell Damage +50% Maximum HP +30 Regenerate 5-6 MP per adventure Regenerate 10-12 HP per adventure Jiggle: Full HP Recovery (5/day)
cosmic cheese	Staff of the Standalone Cheese	50	Spell Damage +50% Combat Initiative +30% Regenerate 5-6 MP per adventure Jiggle: Banish opponent for the rest of the day (5/day)

Notes

• Before crafting them, the advanced dishes are hinted at (exact ingredients are not listed, just number and final product) in the "glowing cookbook" that you can read in your kitchen.
• After you have the necessary ingredients, the kitchen will automatically (magically, even) offer the new items.
• Once made, the advanced dishes are not hinted at, but fully laid out.
  • The cook book and interface will show you recipes once you have ingredients, but the recipe is not learned until cooked.
  • Learning is retained across ascensions, like all crafting discoveries.
• Trying to make something that requires a skill you do not have:

  Huh?

• Trying to make something without enough (including none) of an ingredient you can make:

  You don't have enough <plural item> for that transaction.

• All the consumables made here are quest items.