Jailbait orquette
Jailbait orquette | |
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Monster ID | 957 |
Locations | Kegger in the Woods |
Hit Points | 80 |
Attack | 40 |
Defense | 45 |
Initiative | 30 |
Meat | 4-6 |
Phylum | orc |
Elements | sleaze |
Resistance | None |
Monster Parts | head, arm, leg, torso |
Quest | orquette's phone number |
Manuel Entry | |
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This is a sorority-orc-in-training, as well as in-a-training-bra. Her makeup-to-clothing ratio is entirely out of whack, and she's completely trashed.
This calls for an intervention.
Hit Message(s):
She slaps you across the face before she figures out you aren't the orcish delinquent that just grabbed her butt. Ouch!
She winks at you and shakes her hips. You die a little inside. Ugh! (sleaze damage)
She headbutts you, coating your forehead in a thick layer of makeup. Ugh! (sleaze damage)
She scratches you with her fake nails. The pain is real. Ooh!
She calls over a few of her skanky friends to give you the slapping, hair-pulling, scratching beat-down of your life. Yipe. Eek!
She starts to scratch you, but doesn't want to break a nail.
She tries to flirt with you, but you resist. Fairly easily, actually.
She tries to headbutt you, but all the makeup cushions the blow.
She starts to slap you, but you're not slap-happy enough to let her connect.
She stops to text all of her friends about how omg she's totes beating up some dude lol. (FUMBLE!)
![]() | You gain 4-6 Meat (average: 5, stdev: 0.71)* |
![]() | You acquire an item: plastic cup of beer |
You gain 10 <substat>. |
Using a plastic cup of beer:
![]() | You acquire an item: orquette's phone number |
You wander off to a different part of the party.
Occurs at Kegger in the Woods.
References
- The orquette's name is a reference to the Arquette sisters, specifically Patricia Arquette.