Itznotyerzitz Mine

Itznotyerzitz Mine
Zone Num	270
Location	Mt. McLargeHuge
Unlocks	After receiving quest from The Council of Loathing.
Recom Stat	60
Combat %	90
Quests	Mt. McLargeHuge Quest
ML	53 - 58
Terrain	underground
Special Adventures
Lucky	Either Ore
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Itznotyerzitz Mine is located in Mt. McLargeHuge. If you have some Mining Gear, you can do some mining here.

A primary stat of 60 is suggested. If your main stat isn't high enough, you'll see the following message:

The grim dirges of the 7-Foot Dwarfs surge from within the mine, as the ring of steel on stone reminds you that each of these giant dwarfs is carrying a sizable pickaxe. Axe yourself, are you prepared to face them?

(It is recommended that you have at least 60 <mainstat> to adventure here.)

Undisguised

Combat Adventures

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dopey 7-Foot Dwarf -- (edit metadata)
	Item Drops: miner's helmet Meat Drop: 32-48 Monster Level: 53 • Substat Gain: 13.25 • Moxie for No Hit*: 63 Monster Defense: 47 Hit Points: 40 Initiative: 50 Elemental Alignment: None Damage Resistance: ?

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grumpy 7-Foot Dwarf -- (edit metadata)
	Item Drops: 7-Foot Dwarven mattock Meat Drop: 40-60 Monster Level: 58 • Substat Gain: 14.5 • Moxie for No Hit*: 68 Monster Defense: 52 Hit Points: 45 Initiative: 50 Elemental Alignment: None

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sleepy 7-Foot Dwarf -- (edit metadata)
	Item Drops: miner's pants Meat Drop: 32-48 Monster Level: 53 • Substat Gain: 13.25 • Moxie for No Hit*: 63 Monster Defense: 47 Hit Points: 40 Initiative: 0 Elemental Alignment: None

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mountain man -- (edit metadata)
	Item Drops: asbestos ore, asbestos ore, chrome ore, chrome ore, linoleum ore, linoleum ore Meat Drop: None Monster Level: 80 • Substat Gain: 20 • Moxie for No Hit*: 90 Monster Defense: 80 Hit Points: 301 Initiative: 0 Elemental Alignment: None

Non-combat Adventures

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100% Legal
	Demand loot: miner's helmet Ask for ore: miner's pants Say you'll keep quiet for free: Gain 100 Meat.

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A Flat Miner
	Loot the dwarf's belongings: miner's pants Hijack the meat vein: 7-Foot Dwarven mattock Help the dwarf: Gain 100 Meat.

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See You Next Fall
	Give 'im the stick: miner's helmet DOOOOON'T GIVE 'IM THE STICK!: 7-Foot Dwarven mattock Negotiate for a reward: Gain 100 Meat.

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More Locker Than Morlock
	Open the locka': safety vest, miner's pants, miner's helmet, or 7-Foot Dwarven mattock Get to the choppa' (which is outside): Do nothing (does not take an adventure).

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Either Ore
	Item Drops: asbestos ore, chrome ore, linoleum ore Note: This adventure is triggered whenever you adventure here while feeling Lucky!.

In Disguise

"Dressed in your Mining Gear, you stride past the 7-Foot Dwarves who guard Itznotyerzitz Mine. You walk deep into one of the shafts, and find a nice, quiet place to mine."

• During a Way of the Surprising Fist path, with the Earthen Fist effect active, you will get the following text instead:

"Brandishing your fists of earthen fisting, you stride past the 7-Foot Dwarves who guard Itznotyerzitz Mine. You walk deep into one of the shafts, and find a nice, quiet place to mine."

• If you have been given the Dwarven Factory Quest, the following additional text will appear (on your first time only):

"Off to one side of the work face, you spot a tunnel entrance that looks like it might lead to the Dwarves' factory complex."

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Inside of Itznotyerzitz Mine
	Item Drops: asbestos ore, chrome ore, linoleum ore, 3 meat stacks, stone of eXtreme power, baconstone, hamethyst, porquoise, lump of diamond, loadstone Note: A mining mini-game.

Retired Adventures

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7-Foot Dwarf Foreman -- (edit metadata)
	Item Drops: 7-Foot Dwarven mattock, miner's helmet, miner's pants Meat Drop: 48-72 Monster Level: 57 • Substat Gain: 14.25 • Moxie for No Hit*: 67 Monster Defense: 51 Hit Points: 50 Initiative: 80 Elemental Alignment: None Note: Old semi-rare adventure.

The adventures below are from before the area underwent a major revision on July 24, 2012.

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7-Foot Dwarf -- (edit metadata)
	Item Drops: 7-Foot Dwarven mattock, miner's helmet, miner's pants Meat Drop: 32-48 Monster Level: 53 • Substat Gain: 13.25 • Moxie for No Hit*: 63 Monster Defense: 53 Hit Points: 40 Initiative: 70 Elemental Alignment: None

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7-Foot Dwarf -- (edit metadata)
	Item Drops: 7-Foot Dwarven mattock, miner's helmet, miner's pants Meat Drop: 32-48 Monster Level: 53 • Substat Gain: 13.25 • Moxie for No Hit*: 63 Monster Defense: 53 Hit Points: 40 Initiative: 60 Elemental Alignment: None

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A Girl's Best Friend
	Meat Drops: 100 Substat Gain: 10 Smarm

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Grilling the Foreman
	Meat Drops: 100 Substat Gain: 10 Mysteriousness

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Right in the Vestibule!
	Item Drops: safety vest Note: Must have Torso Awaregness skill, Mining Gear, and no safety vest in inventory for this adventure to occur.

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Speak, Frat Boy, and Enter
	Meat Drops: 100 Substat Gain: 10 Beefiness

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A Real Gem
	Item Drops: stone of eXtreme power Note: Old possible ten-leaf clover adventure.

The adventure below was replaced by mining the Inside of Itznotyerzitz Mine.

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Mining the Mines (like a Miner)
	Item Drops: asbestos ore, chrome ore, linoleum ore or meat stack

Notes

• Non-combats in this area have a cap of 9 turns between occurrences.

References

• Itznotyerzitz Mine, when pronounced, sounds like, "It's not yours, it's mine."
• The 7-Foot Dwarves are no doubt a reference to the seven dwarfs of Snow White fame. They are not a reference to the movie Happily N'Ever After, which came out after their insertion into the game.
• It is quite ironic to have a 7-foot tall "dwarf," as the word typically implies someone shorter that is than average.
• Captin Carrot Ironfoundersson of Discworld is also an unusually tall dwarf.