Item Modifier

An Item Modifier alters the way an item looks or what stats it gives. They were introduced with the Two Crazy Random Summer path. Weaker versions of these modifiers can appear on the ring, the 2CRS path reward.

Items can have multiple modifiers, generally based on the number of enchantments the item originally has.

WARNING: There is an unresolved bug with the 2CRS +rollover adventure equipment modifiers. If you log in and then log out without having adjusted your equipment (for example, if you sometimes log in just to chat), then during rollover the 2CRS modifiers will fail to apply (the "base" enchantments on your equipment will apply instead). To avoid this, be sure to un-/re-equipping something if you log back in later in the day.

Equipment Modifiers

Name prefix/suffix	Enchantment
Annie Oakley's	+20% chance of Critical Hit
arcane researcher's	+10% to all Mysticality Gains
aromatic	Slight Stench Resistance (+1)
asbestos-lined	Superhuman Hot Resistance (+5)
auspicious	+10% Item Drops from Monsters
avaricious	+30% Meat from Monsters
baleful	Spell Damage +25
banded	Damage Absorption +100
beefcake's	Muscle +25
beefy	Muscle +10
boxer's	Muscle +10%
brainy	Mysticality +5
brawny	Muscle +20%
careful	-10 to Monster Level
censurious	Serious Sleaze Resistance (+3)
chaotic	+10% Chance of Spell Critical Hit
chilly	+5 Cold Damage
clever	Maximum MP +20
cool	Moxie +5
coward's	-20 to Monster Level
crafty	Maximum MP +10
curative	Regenerate 3-5 HP per Adventure
Da Vinci's	+5 Mysticality Stats Per Fight
dance instructor's	+10% to all Moxie Gains
dangerous	Weapon Damage +10
deadly	Weapon Damage +5
dog trainer's	+1 Familiar Experience Per Combat
double-paned	Superhuman Cold Resistance (+5)
educational	+1 Stats Per Fight
electrified	Regenerate 3-5 MP per Adventure
energetic	Maximum MP +20%
executive	+40% Meat from Monsters
experienced	+2 Stats Per Fight
extremely unsafe	Weapon Damage +100%
family-friendly	Slight Sleaze Resistance (+1)
fireproof	Serious Hot Resistance (+3)
flame-retardant	Slight Hot Resistance (+1)
flame-wreathed	+10 Damage to Hot Spells
Fonzie's	+1 Moxie Stats Per Fight
forbidden	Spell Damage +50%
fortified	Damage Absorption +60
foul-smelling	+10 Stench Damage
friendly	+3 to Familiar Weight
frightening	+5 Spooky Damage
frosty	+10 Damage to Cold Spells
gravedigger's	+10 Spooky Damage
greasy	+10 Damage to Sleaze Spells
greedy	+20% Meat from Monsters
grievous	Weapon Damage +50%
groovy	Moxie +10%
hale	Maximum HP +20
hardened	Damage Reduction: 3
hardy	Maximum HP +50
healthy	Maximum HP +20%
Herculean	+1 Muscle Stats Per Fight
horrifying	+25 Spooky Damage
inspector's	+15% Item Drops from Monsters
Jack Frost's	+50 Damage to Cold Spells
Jeselnik's	+25 Sleaze Damage
Jim Carey's	+25 to Monster Level
knitted	Serious Cold Resistance (+3)
lard-coated	+25 Damage to Sleaze Spells
lightning-fast	+40% Combat Initiative
lion tamer's	+2 Familiar Experience Per Combat
Lo Pan's	+30% Chance of Spell Critical Hit
MacGyver's	Maximum MP +100
mansplainer's	+15 to Monster Level
manspreader's	+10 to Monster Level
medical-grade	Regenerate 7-10 HP per Adventure
miser's	+10% Meat from Monsters
nasty	+5 Stench Damage
Newton's	+3 Mysticality Stats Per Fight
nippy	+10 Cold Damage
occult	Spell Damage +25%
of bravery	Superhuman Spooky Resistance (+5)
of Calamity Jane	+15% chance of Critical Hit
of chilblains	+25 Cold Damage
of courage	Serious Spooky Resistance (+3)
of dire peril	Weapon Damage +20
of doom	+50 Damage to Spooky Spells
of extreme caution	-25 to Monster Level
of Flo-Jo	+100% Combat Initiative
of Gandalf	+20% Chance of Spell Critical Hit
of horror	+25 Damage to Spooky Spells
of incineration	+50 Damage to Hot Spells
of James Dean	+3 Moxie Stats Per Fight
of Leguizamo	+20 to Monster Level
of mayonnaise	+50 Damage to Sleaze Spells
of Tarzan	+3 Muscle Stats Per Fight
of temperance	Superhuman Sleaze Resistance (+5)
of terror	+10 Damage to Spooky Spells
of the blizzard	+25 Damage to Cold Spells
of the bloodbag	Maximum HP +100
of the boozehound	+100% Booze Drops from Monsters
of the brazier	+25 Damage to Hot Spells
of the brute	Muscle +30%
of the businessman	+50% Meat from Monsters
of the cheetah	+60% Combat Initiative
of the cougar	Moxie +20
of the dark arts	Spell Damage +100%
of the detective	+20% Item Drops from Monsters
of the early riser	+7 Adventure(s) per Day
of the empath	+5 to Familiar Weight
of the glutton	+100% Food Drops from Monsters
of the overflowing toilet	+50 Damage to Stench Spells
of the ox	Muscle +20
of the pedagogue	+3 Stats Per Fight
of the scaredy-cat	-15 to Monster Level
of the sewer	+25 Stench Damage
of the storm	Maximum MP +40%
of the sweet-tooth	+100% Candy Drops from Monsters
of the wise owl	Mysticality +20
of vim and vigor	Maximum HP +50%
of wisdom	Mysticality +15
Oprah's	Maximum MP +50%
padded	Damage Absorption +20
perfumed	Superhuman Stench Resistance (+5)
personal trainer's	+10% to all Muscle Gains
prompt	+3 Adventure(s) per Day
quilted	Damage Absorption +40
razor-sharp	Weapon Damage +25%
reassuring	Slight Spooky Resistance (+1)
resourceful	Maximum MP +50
ribald	+10 Sleaze Damage
rock-hard	Damage Reduction: 5
rosewater-soaked	Serious Stench Resistance (+3)
Rosewater's	Mysticality +30%
rosy-cheeked	Maximum HP +30%
ruddy	Maximum HP +40%
sage	Mysticality +10%
Samson's	+5 Muscle Stats Per Fight
savvy	Mysticality +20%
scandalous	+5 Sleaze Damage
scorching	+25 Hot Damage
sharpshooter's	+10% chance of Critical Hit
shellacked	Damage Reduction: 7
Sherlock's	+25% Item Drops from Monsters
Sinatra's	+5 Moxie Stats Per Fight
sinister	Spell Damage +10
sizzling	+10 Hot Damage
slick	Moxie +10
smartaleck's	Moxie +30%
smelly	+10 Damage to Stench Spells
smooth	Moxie +15
Socratic	+1 Mysticality Stats Per Fight
stanky	+25 Damage to Stench Spells
steel-toed	Damage Reduction: 9
stiffened	Damage Reduction: 1
strapping	Muscle +5
studded	Damage Absorption +80
stylish	Moxie +25
supercharged	Maximum MP +30%
supercool	Moxie +20%
Temple Grandin's	+7 to Familiar Weight
Tesla	Regenerate 7-10 MP per Adventure
therapeutic	Regenerate 5-7 HP per Adventure
thinker's	Mysticality +10
toasty	+5 Hot Damage
up-at-dawn	+5 Adventure(s) per Day
Usain Bolt's	+80% Combat Initiative
Van der Graaf	Regenerate 5-7 MP per Adventure
veiny	Maximum HP +10
vibrating	Maximum MP +10%
weightlifter's	Muscle +15
wholesome	Maximum HP +10%
wicked	Spell Damage +5
wizardly	Mysticality +25
wool	Slight Cold Resistance (+1)
zippy	+20% Combat Initiative

Consumable Modifiers

Food and Booze

Food and booze items can gain modifiers to size and quality. Their normal substat gain/loss is removed, and they may give random substats. They lose any effect normally gained by consuming them, though they can gain modifiers that grant a positive effect.

Name prefix	Size	Quality	Other	Consumable Type
acceptable	none	good	none	booze
adequate	none	good	none	food
aged	none	awesome	none	booze
artisanal	none	EPIC	none	booze
bad	none	decent	none	booze
big	5	none	none	food
bite-sized	1	none	none	food
bland	none	decent	none	food/booze
boozy	5	none	none	booze
decent	none	good	none	food
delicious	none	awesome	none	food/booze
diet	1	none	none	food
distilled	5	none	none	booze
drinkable	none	good	none	booze
enchanted	none	none	5-50 turns of a fixed, random buff, multiple of 5	food/booze
extra-dry	5	none	none	booze
fancy	none	none	5-50 turns of a fixed, random buff, multiple of 5	food/booze
flavorless	none	decent	none	food
fortified	5	none	none	booze
gigantic	6+	none	none	food
half-sized	2	none	none	food
hand-crafted	none	EPIC	none	booze
high-proof	6+	none	none	booze
immense	6+	none	none	food
irresponsibly strong	6+	none	none	booze
jumbo	5	none	none	food
lousy	none	decent	none	booze
low-calorie	1	none	none	food
massive	6+	none	none	food
mediocre	none	decent	none	booze
miniature	2	none	none	food
moldy	none	crappy	none	food
normal	none	good	none	food
perfectly mixed	none	EPIC	none	booze
practically non-alcoholic	1	none	none	booze
rotten	none	crappy	none	food
small	2	none	none	food
smooth	none	awesome	none	booze
snack-sized	2	none	none	food
special	none	none	5-50 turns of a fixed, random buff, multiple of 5	food/booze
spirit-forward	5	none	none	booze
spoiled	none	crappy	none	food
stale	none	decent	none	food
super-sized	?	?	?	food
tasty	none	awesome	none	food
thick	5	none	none	food
tiny	1	none	none	food
tolerable	none	good	none	booze
toothsome	none	awesome	none	food
triple-distilled	6+	none	none	booze
watered-down	2	none	none	booze
weak	2	none	none	booze
yummy	none	awesome	none	food

Spleen

All spleen items become size-1. They lose their normal functions, though hard-coded functions still work. They give random substats, and some also grant a random positive effect.

Spleen items may gain the following prefixes: altered, boiled, compressed, dehydrated, denatured, diluted, distilled, dried, mixed, modified, and pickled, powdered, twisted, and vaporized.

Potions

Potions are given a random positive effect with random duration.

They may gain the following prefixes: activated, adjusted, aerosolized, alkaline, altered, anodized, boiled, chilled, cold-filtered, colloidal, concentrated, corrupted, deionized, denatured, diffused, dry, electrified, energized, enhanced, flattened, frozen, galvanized, improved, ionized, irradiated, liquefied, magnetized, modified, moist, nitrogenated, oxidized, oxygenated, pickled, polarized, polymerized, pressed, quantum, tarnished, unsweetened, vacuum-sealed, Vulcanized, warmed, and wet.

The words above can gain an additional prefix: double-, triple-, quadruple-, extra-, non-, and super-.

Cosmetic Modifiers

Cosmetic modifiers alter the item's appearance. They can appear on any item, including items not otherwise affected by randomization.

Name prefix/suffix	Image variation
blinking	blinking
blue	blue
blurry	blurry
bouncing	bouncing
cyan	cyan
fuchsia	fuchsia
ghostly	transparent/light gray
gray	gray
green	green
huge	huge
jittery	jittery
lime green	lime green
maroon	maroon
mirror	none
narrow	narrow
olive	olive
pulsating	pulsating
purple	purple
red	red
shaking	shaking
skewed	skewed
spinning	spinning
squat	squat
teal	teal
tumbling	tumbling
twirling	twirls/spins horizontally
upside-down	upside-down
wobbly	wobbly
yellow	yellow