Items from Monsters

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Here's a not so comprehensive list of everything in the game that increases the item drop rate from monsters, excepting familiars, which are comprehensively listed at familiars by type. To see various maximum levels of item drops, see Maximizing Your Item Drops.

Increased drop rates are treated as a multiplier to the base drop rate. If you have multiple item drop rate increases, the percentages are added together to arrive at a multiplier. For example, if a player has a 20 lb. Baby Gravy Fairy (50%), Mad Looting Skillz (20%), and a Mr. Accessory Jr. (25%), then the item drop multiplier will be 50% + 20% + 25% = 95%. To find your final drop rate, the game computes the "final drop rate" as

 (base drop rate) * (1 + drop bonus percent / 100)

When you finish off a monster the game rolls a uniform random number between 0 and 1. If the number it rolls is less than the final drop rate, you get the item. So, in this example let's say we are farming for stars which have a base drop rate of 30%. Using the equipment above your final drop rate would be

 30% * (1 + 0.95) = 58.5%

When farming for more common items, a high multiplier may push the drop rate above 100%. This is just treated as 100%. Note additionally that some items only drop if certain conditions are fulfilled.

Finally, an item with a 100% base drop rate will always drop, even if you reduce your drop multiplier to a negative value.

PlasticLobster has created a tool in which you can enter a certain item's base drop rate, and the tool will both display how much +item% is required to cap the drop and the % chance of the item dropping at other levels of +item%.

Jick gives a brief explanation of drop mechanics in the KoL forums. (The actual roll used in the game is at the 0.01% level.)

Here is a table with further examples:

Base Drop Rate	Example Multiplier	Bonus Drop Rate	Total Drop Rate	Notes
10%	120%	12%	22%
30%	120%	36%	66%	Now we should be getting the item an average of two out of three adventures.
50%	120%	60%	100%	Drops are capped at 100%, at which point the item will be obtained on every adventure.
100%	-50%	-50%	100%	A 100% drop will always drop.
50%	-100%	-50%	0%	Only 100% drops will drop if the total drop rate is nonpositive.
100%	-100%	-100%	100%	A 100% drop will always drop.

Item Drop Boosters

The table below lists all confirmed sources except for familiars. Extra item drops from familiars are listed at the end of the article.

Items that are marked as food drops increase both the chance of cooking ingredients as well as edible items.

Source	Source Type	Extra Items	Duration	Cost	Prereq	Notes
test case	Accessory	10,000%	Always			All Attributes +100% Maximum HP/MP +10,000 +10 Monster Level Run Away always works Grants 10 Adventures of Aykrophobia at Rollover A custom item for Jick
Jukebox Hero	Skill (AoSP)	300%	1 turn	25 MP	Avatar of Sneaky Pete	Obtained from casting Jukebox Hero Can cast 3 times per day
Staff of the All-Steak jiggle	Weapon (1H)	300%	Current Combat	1 charge	Avatar of Jarlsberg 50 Mys	Obtained from jiggling the Staff of the All-Steak, 5 times per day Only available during an Avatar of Jarlsberg challenge path Item bonus only affects the combat in which the staff was jiggled Spell Damage +50% Damage Reduction: 15 Regenerate 5-6 MP per adventure
talisman of Renenutet	Combat Item	300%	Current Combat	Item Loss	Actually Ed the Undying	Only available during an Actually Ed the Undying challenge path The monster must be defeated after using this item to get its bonus
Otoscope	Skill	200%	Current Combat	1 charge	Lil' Doctor™ bag equipped	Usable 3 times per day Also delevels by 20% and staggers
Bats Form	Skill (DG)	150%	Intrinsic	10 HP	Dark Gyffte	Obtained by casting Flock of Bats Form Combat Initiative +150%
li'l ninja costume	Familiar Equipment	150%	Always	1 combat	Must have a Trick-or-Treating Tot in your Terranium	Familiar equipment specifically for the Trick-or-Treating Tot Obtained daily by defeating any ninja while Trick-or-Treating Tot familiar is active or in your terranium Disappears at the end of the day
Synthesis: Collection	Skill	150%	30 turns	2 complex candies 1 Spleen	None	Obtained from casting Sweet Synthesis with the correct candies (see page for details) Learned from Crimbo (2016) skill book Rethinking Candy
Ask the hobo to dance for you	Combat Item	100%	Current Combat	Item Loss	None	Enabled from using a dinged-up triangle
	Skill			None	Wearing Hodgman's Regal Frippery	Enabled from Summon hobo underling
Car-Charged	Item	100%	30 turns	Item Loss	None	Obtained from Battery (car) Spell Damage +50% Combat Initiative +50% +3 Stat(s) Per Fight +100% Meat from Monsters Regenerate 5-10 MP per adventure Grants one use of Shocking Lick Restores 80 MP, or 40 energy as a Robot
Certainty	Spleen Item	100%	50 turns	Item loss 1 spleen	None	Obtained from abstraction: certainty
Dancin' Drunk	Booze	100%	20 turns	Item loss 3 Drunk	Level 11	Obtained from bottle of Lambada Lambic
Frosty	Item	100%	50 turns	Item Loss	None	Obtained from frost flower +100% Combat Initiative +200% Meat from Monsters +25 to Monster Level
Gettin' the Goods	Spleen Item	100%	50 turns	Item Loss 1 Spleen	G-Lover	Obtained from gaseous gravy Costs 1 G at the G-Mart
Handsome Devil	Combat Item	100%	Current Combat	Item Loss	None	Insta-kills the target; does not work otherwise +200% Meat from Monsters
Lantern-Charged	Item	100%	30 turns	Item Loss	None	Obtained from Battery (lantern) Spell Damage +50% Combat Initiative +50% +3 Stat(s) Per Fight Regenerate 5-10 MP per adventure Grants one use of Shocking Lick Restores 70 MP, or 35 energy as a Robot
li'l liberty costume	Familiar Equipment	100%	Always		Nuclear Autumn Must have a Trick-or-Treating Tot in your Terranium	Familiar equipment specifically for the Trick-or-Treating Tot +200% Meat from Monsters
Of Course It Looks Great	Skill (AoSP)	100%	10 turns	30 MP	Avatar of Sneaky Pete	Obtained from casting Check Hair
One Very Clear Eye	Item	100%	10 turns	Item Loss	None	Obtained from cyclops eyedrops
Sharp Eyes	Passive Skill (DG)	100%	Always		Dark Gyffte
Team Avarice cap	Hat	100%	Always		Pocket Familiars	Only available in a Pocket Familiars challenge path, but persists after freeing the king (until you ascend)
The Inquisitor's Unknown Effect	Spleen Item	100%	100 turns	Item loss 1 Spleen	Level 6	Obtained from The Inquisitor's unidentifiable object +10 to Familiar Weight Damage Reduction: 25 Combat Initiative +100% +100% Meat from Monsters Maximum MP +100% Weapon Damage +100% Spell Damage +200%
Your #1 Problem	Effect	100%	10 turns		Bad Moon	Obtained from You Look Flushed All Attributes -20
Pork Barrel	Effect	90%	50 turns		Installed shrine to the Barrel god Pastamancer	Obtained when praying to the Barrel God for Luck
Do an epic McTwist!	Skill	75%	Current Combat		Pro skateboard	Usable 1/day
Egg Man	Skill (AoJ)	75%	Rollover	15 MP	Avatar of Jarlsberg Working Lunch learned	Obtained from summoning an Egg Man Bonus is 50% without Working Lunch
Let's Go Shopping!	Item	75%	20 turns	Item Loss	None	Obtained from sorority brain +150% Meat from Monsters Mysticality -300%
Crying, Dying	Item	60%	1 turn	Item Loss	Effect	Obtained from black tear, with Tearful, Fearful active
Feel Lost	Skill	60%	20 turns		Emotionally Chipped	Obtained from Feeling Lost +30 Stat(s) Per Fight Random Adventuring
Melancholy Burden	Spleen Item	60%	20 turns	Item Loss 1 Spleen	None	Obtained from glimmering raven feather
Always be Collecting	Effect	50%	100 Adventures	Item Loss	None	Obtained from Daily Affirmation: Always be Collecting +100% Meat from Monsters Can be used in combat to duplicate item drops from a monster
barrel hoop earring	Accessory	50%	Always		None	Mysticality +25% Regenerate 5-10 MP per adventure Item disappears at the end of day
Bat-Adjacent Form	Effect	50%	1 turn		Vampyric cloake	Obtained from casting Become a Bat with the vampyric cloake equipped Can be cast once per combat, 10 times total per day
Beta Carotene Overdose	Item	50%	30 turns	Item Loss	None	Obtained from hi-octane carrot juice
Bounty of Renenutet	Skill (Ed)	50%	10 turns	20 MP	Actually Ed the Undying	Obtained by casting Bounty of Renenutet
C Sharp Eyes	Passive Skill (JA)	50%	Always		Jazz Agent	Only available in an Avatar of Shadows Over Loathing challenge path as a Jazz Agent +50% Meat from Monsters
Cautious Prowl	Skill (Cow Puncher)	50%	20 turns	40 MP	Avatar of West of Loathing	Obtained by casting Walk: Cautious Prowl
Clyde's Blessing	Item	50%	20 turns		None	Obtained from The Legendary Beat Once per day
cursed dragon wishbone	Accessory	50%	Always		Avatar of Shadows Over Loathing	Only available in an Avatar of Shadows Over Loathing challenge path -50% Meat from Monsters Can be uncursed into a weaker variant
Driving Observantly	Effect	50%	30 turns	37 fuel	Installed Asdon Martin	Obtained from choosing to drive observantly in your Asdon Martin +50% Meat from Monsters +50% Booze Drops from Monsters
Egg Man	Skill (AoJ)	50%	Rollover	15 MP	Avatar of Jarlsberg	Obtained from summoning an Egg Man Increases to 75% with Working Lunch
Eldritch Equipage	Outfit	50%	Always		47 Moxie	Obtained from wearing eldritch hat and eldritch pants together
Extra Sensory Perception	Adventure	50%	20 turns	3 Adventures	None	Obtained in roachform
Fingers of Fontina	Passive Skill (CW)	50%	Always		Cheese Wizard	Only available in an Avatar of Shadows Over Loathing challenge path as a Cheese Wizard
Haunted Liver	Booze	50%	20 turns	Item Loss 3 Drunk	None	Obtained from haunted bottle of vodka +25% Meat from Monsters
					Level 3	Obtained from haunted eggnog +25% Meat from Monsters
						Obtained from haunted martini +25% Meat from Monsters
				Item Loss 4 Drunk	Level 6	Obtained from Haunted gimlet +25% Meat from Monsters
			40 turns	Item Loss 2 Drunk	Level 2	Obtained from twice-haunted screwdriver +25% Meat from Monsters
Items Are Forever	Booze	50%	10 turns	Item Loss 1 Drunk	None	Sometimes obtained from basic martini
			20 turns		Level 3	Sometimes obtained from improved martini
			40 turns		Level 6	Sometimes obtained from splendid martini
	Effect		10 turns	1 click (randomly)	Kremlin's Greatest Briefcase	22 clicks/day available
			50 turns	3 clicks (reliably, once discovered)
Octolus Gift	Effect	50%	30 turns		50 Moxie	Obtained at rollover from wearing an octolus-skin cloak
Perceptive Pressure	Item	50%	5-15 turns	Item Loss	None	Obtained from pressurized potion of perception Base duration of 10, +5 with Impetuous Sauciness, +5 as a Sauceror
Sacré Mental	Booze	50%	50 turns	Item loss 1 Drunk	None	Obtained from Sacramento wine
Salsa Satanica	Adventure	50%	13 turns	1 Adventure	Level 11	Obtained from Sunday Black Sunday
School Spirited	Adventure	50%	X turns	1 Adventure	KOLHS	Obtained in Saved by the Bell 100% Meat from Monsters X is based on previous acquisitions of this effect
There's No N in Love	Effect	50%	100 turns	Once per day	VIP Fortune Teller access	Obtained from a consult with Hangk +50% Food Drops from Monsters +50% Booze Drops from Monsters
The Vitus Virus	Adventure	50%	10 turns	1 Adventure	Bad Moon	Obtained from Laboratory -5 Stat Gains from Fights
Truffle Tango	Booze	50%	40 Adventures	Item Loss 1 Drunk	Level 3	Obtained from moreltini Primary ingredient used to make this is dropped by the Robortender familiar
Unusual Perspective	Item	50%	20 turns	Item Loss	None	Obtained from unusual oil, which is obtained from an Avatar of West of Loathing challenge path
Visual Cortex	Passive Skill (GN)	50%	Always	Item Loss	Gelatinous Noob	Obtained from absorbing any of the Following Items during a Gelatinous Noob challenge path
Wandering Eye Surgery	Effect	50%	50 turns		Access to The Tunnel of L.O.V.E.	Obtained from choosing to get eye surgery at the L.O.V. Emergency Room
Spitting Rhymes	Effect	50%	30 turns	1 charge		Obtained from Loathing Idol Microphone Never Fumble
All Branned Up	Food	40%	25 turns	Item Loss 1 Full	None	Obtained from bran muffin Regenerate 5-7 MP per adventure Also grants 10 turns of Started Your Day Right if eaten as the first food of the day
Mercenary	Booze	40%	60 turns	Item Loss 3 Drunk	Level 6	Obtained from Highest Bitter
pumpkin spice candle	Off-Hand Item	40%	Always	150 Sprinkles	20 Muscle	Obtained from choosing Buy a candle in the noon non-combat in the Gingerbread Upscale Retail District of Gingerbread City Disappears at the end of the day
Saccade Reflex	Passive Skill (GN)	40%	Always	Item Loss	Gelatinous Noob	Obtained from absorbing any of the Following Items during a Gelatinous Noob challenge path
Sour Grapes	Booze	40%	40 turns	Item Loss 2 Full	Level 4	Obtained from non-aged vinegar
The Dinsey Spirit	Booze	40%	30 turns	Item Loss 2 Drunk	Level 5	Obtained from Dinsey Whinskey
Tremella Tremens	Booze	40%	80 turns	Item Loss 2 Drunk	Level 3	Obtained from swirling mushroom wine
	Food		40 turns	Item Loss 2 Full		Obtained from Ludovico Pastaco
	Item		10 turns	Item Loss	None	Obtained from Tremella Tarantella mushroom
Thanksgot	Effect	40%	Varies	Loss of Thanksgetting	None	At rollover, any remaining turns of Thanksgetting are converted to Thanksgot +80% Meat from Monsters +2 to Familiar Weight Slight Resistance to All Elements (+1)
I See Everything Thrice!	Item	33%	10 turns	Item Loss	None	Obtained from government
Black Tongue	Item	30%	20 Turns	Item Loss	None	+5 to Familiar Weight (so the item boost is increased commensurately for fairy-types) +3 Stat(s) Per Fight +20 HP/MP per Fight +30% Meat from Monsters Obtained from black snowcone. Only one unique snowcone at a time can be used
Blue Tongue	Item	30%	20 turns	Item Loss	None	Obtained from blue snowcone. Only one unique snowcone at a time can be used
Broken Fast	Food	30%	20 turns	Item Loss 3 Full	Level 4	Obtained from bowl of Bounty-Os
Celestial Vision	Item	30%	10 Turns	Item Loss	None	Obtained from celestial carrot juice.
Cupcake of Choice	Item	30%	20 turns	Item Loss	None	Obtained from blue-frosted astral cupcake
El Aroma de Salsa	Item	30%	40 turns	Item Loss	None	Obtained from Salsa Caliente™ candle Item is sometimes obtained from Our Daily Candles
Envy	Passive Skill	30%		None	Bad Moon	Meat from Monsters -25%
Finding Stuff	Effect	30%	20 turns		Cargo Cultist Shorts	Obtained from opening any of pockets 34, 86, 238, 274, 583 Can only open one pocket a day
Going Ape	Food	30%	40 turns	Item Loss 2 Full	Level 4	Obtained from pixel banana
Grimacite go-go boots	Accessory	30%			15 Mys	A prize from The Raffle House Moxie +0-50% based on Grimace darkness May not equip more than one
Hoity Toity	Booze	30%	20 turns	Item Loss 3 Drunk	Level 4	Obtained from Oreille Divisée brandy
hypnodisk	Off-Hand Item	30%			None	An ultra-rare item
items.enh	Effect	30%	25-100 turns		Access to a Source Terminal	Obtained from using enhance on an installed Source Terminal Duration and casts per day depend on chips installed
Lucky Brooch	Passive Skill (Plumber)	30%	Always		Path of the Plumber
Lucky Insignia	Passive Skill (Plumber)	30%	Always		Path of the Plumber
Lucky Pin	Passive Skill (Plumber)	30%	Always		Path of the Plumber
Magno-Lev	Other (Robot Attachment)	30%	Always	30 Scrap	You, Robot	Potentially replaces your pants slot during a You, Robot challenge path
Mayor Ghost's sash	Accessory	30%	Always		100 Mys	-30% Meat from Monsters -10 Stats per Fight May not equip more than one
Metal Detector	Other (Robot Attachment)	30%	Always	5 Scrap	You, Robot	Potentially replaces your weapon slot during a You, Robot challenge path
Mmmmmelon	Food	30%	10 turns	Item Loss 2 Full	Level 2	Obtained from honey-dew
Optic Nerves	Passive Skill (GN)	30%	Always	Item Loss	Gelatinous Noob	Obtained from absorbing any of the Following Items during a Gelatinous Noob challenge path
pantogram pants	Pants	30%	Always	tiny dancer	portable pantogram	Created by using a portable pantogram Must have a Sacrifice (Right) of a tiny dancer Other enchantments vary depending on alignment, element and sacrifices Item disappears at the end of the day
Rave Concentration	Other (Rave Combo)	30%	1 turn	6 MP	Disco Bandit	Obtained by performing the correct rave combo in combat Sequence is randomized each ascension
Stench Jellied	Food	30%	25 turns	Item Loss 1 Full	None	Obtained from toast with stench jelly +5 Stench Damage Muscle +10% Mysticality +10% Moxie +10% Makes monsters avoid you
	Spleen Item		50 turns	Item Loss 1 Spleen		Obtained from stench jelly +5 Stench Damage Muscle +10% Mysticality +10% Moxie +10% Makes monsters avoid you
Tearful, Fearful	Item	30%	1 turn	Item Loss	Effect	Obtained from a black tear, with Weepy, Creepy active
treasure chest key	Accessory	30%	Always		Low Key Summer	Only available in a Low Key Summer challenge path +30% Meat from Monsters
Antique Nutcracker Outfit	Outfit	+25%	Always		30 Mus 30 Mys 30 Mox	All Attributes +25 +25% Meat from Monsters
Aykrophobia	Booze	25%	20 turns	Item Loss 3 Drunk	Level 3	Obtained from crystal skeleton vodka +15 Monster Level +20 Spooky Damage
Brocolate Brostidigitation	Booze	25%	40 turns	Item Loss 3 Drunk	Level 11	Obtained from brocolate brogurt Mysticality +100% +20% Chance of Spell Critical Hit
chiptune guitar	Familiar Equipment	25%	Always		None	Familiar equipment for the Mini-Hipster
Crimbeau'd	Spleen Item	25%	50 turns	Item Loss 1 Spleen	None	Obtained from using a Crimbeau de toilette +50% Meat from Monsters +10 Familiar Weight
combat lover's locket	Accessory	25%	Always		None	Only available after reminiscing a Mer-Kin-type monster. +25 Damage to Sleaze Spells. Regenerate 8-10 HP and MP per adventure. May not equip more than one.
Crimbuccaneer nose ring	Accessory	25%	Always		None	Potion Drops Only +5 Pirate Warfare Effectiveness All Attributes +10%
Crunching Leaves	Item	25%	20 turns	Item Loss	None	Obtained from autumn leaf Monsters will be more attracted to you
cursed swash buckle	Accessory	25%	Always		50 mys	A very rare drop from Comb the Beach Moxie +25 +50% Meat from Monsters
extra-large utility candle	Weapon (1H)	25%	Always		Our Daily Candles subscription	+50 Hot Damage Disappears at the end of the day
Eyes Wide Propped	Effect	25%	40 turns	Item Loss	None	Obtained from papier-mâché toothpicks +50% Meat from Monsters
Fancy Footwork	Passive Skill (PS)	25%	Always		Pig Skinner	Only available in an Avatar of Shadows Over Loathing challenge path as a Pig Skinner
frosty halo	Accessory	25%			Unarmed	Bonus for Unarmed Characters only
Gift of the Cat	Passive Skill (Ed)	25%	Always		Actually Ed the Undying Level 21 Cat	Automatically learned with a sufficient levelled Cat Servant during an Actually Ed the Undying challenge path Is not lost when the servant is swapped, but is lost upon path completion
Gorgonzola's Guile	Passive Skill (CW)	25%	Always		Cheese Wizard	Only available in an Avatar of Shadows Over Loathing challenge path as a Cheese Wizard
Grimacite gorget	Accessory	25%			17 Mys	A prize from The Raffle House Muscle +0-50% based on Grimace darkness
Haunted Stomach	Food	25%	3 turns	Item Loss 1 Full	None	Obtained from ghostly ectoplasm +50% Meat from Monsters
			20 turns			Obtained from haunted orange +50% Meat from Monsters
				Item Loss 2 Full		Obtained from haunted pizza +50% Meat from Monsters
				Item Loss 3 Full	Level 4	Obtained from haunted cherry pie +50% Meat from Monsters
				Item Loss 4 Full	Level 6	Obtained from haunted Hell ramen +50% Meat from Monsters
Heightened Senses	Item	25%	20 turns	Item Loss	None	Obtained from airborne mutagen 50% Meat from Monsters
High-Falutin'	Booze	25%	30 turns	Item loss 2 Drunk		Obtained from high-end ginger wine
Human-Penguin Hybrid	Effect	25%	Intrinsic	None	Installed Little Geneticist DNA-Splicing Lab
	Item		30 turns	Item Loss	None	Obtained from Gene Tonic: Penguin
luck incense	Familiar Equipment	25%	Always		None	Despite being the familiar equipment of the mu, it can be equipped by any familiar +10 to Familiar Weight Disappears at the end of the day
miniature gravy-covered maypole	Familiar Equipment	25%			None	Cannot equip in Hardcore
Mr. Accessory Jr.	Accessory	25%			None	All Attributes +5 Cannot equip in Hardcore
Mushroom Samba	Booze	25%	40 Adventures	Item Loss 1 Drunk	None	Obtained from shroomtini Primary ingredient used to make this is dropped by the Robortender familiar
Nouveau nosering	Accessory	25%	Always		None	Obtained from your first playthrough of Bastille Battalion for the day Requires a drawbridge style of ART NOUVEAU Moxie +50% Maximum HP +25 Maximum MP +25 +4 Moxie Stat(s) Per Fight Item disappears at the end of the day
novelty sparkling candle	Weapon (1H)	25%	Always		Our Daily Candles subscription	+25 Hot Damage +25 damage to Hot Spells Disappears at the end of the day
Pearly Vision	Spleen Item	25%	50 turns	Item Loss 1 Spleen	Level 5	Obtained from pearlescent oyster egg
Prince George costume	Other (costume)	25%	Always		Clothes-wearing familiar	Costumes are given to familiars with the mumming trunk Bonus is only 15% if the requirement is not met Also inflicts bleeding damage if used with a quick familiar
Ring of the Skeleton Lord	Accessory	25%	Always		50 Mox	Mysticality +50% +50% Meat from Monsters
runed taper candle	Weapon (1H)	25%	Always		Our Daily Candles subscription	+50 damage to Hot Spells Disappears at the end of the day
scratch 'n' sniff unicorn sticker	Item	25%	20 combat turns	Item Loss	None	Must be attached to a scratch 'n' sniff sword or scratch 'n' sniff crossbow Maximum of 3 may be attached
Snow Fortified	Effect	25%	10 turns	Rest	Having a Snow Fort	Obtained from resting in a Snow Fort +50% Meat from Monsters Maximum MP +50 Maximum HP +100
Song of Fortune	Skill (AoB)	25%	20 turns	10 MP	Avatar of Boris	+50% Meat from Monsters First blow is always Critical
Super Vision	Effect (Pants)	25%	20 turns	Use of 1/5 Daily Super Powers	Greatest American Pants	Obtained from Greatest American Pants Effect is lost when GAP are unequipped
Steamed Sinuses	Item	25%	30 turns		None	Obtained from portable steam unit Once per day
training helmet	Hat	25%	Always		10 Mox	Quest item Combat Initiative -50% Moxie +25%
unbreakable umbrella (bucket style)	Off-Hand Item	25%	Always		None	Must be configured in bucket style. Maximum HP/MP +25 All Attributes +25% +25% Meat from Monsters
uncursed dragon wishbone	Accessory	25%	Always		Avatar of Shadows Over Loathing	Only available in an Avatar of Shadows Over Loathing challenge path Obtained from uncursing the cursed dragon wishbone
Turkey-Agitated	Booze	25%	25 turns	Item loss 1 Drunk	Level 3	Obtained from Agitated Turkey
Uncucumbered	Effect	25%	100 Turns		Boxing Daycare Access	Obtained from the Boxing Day Spa Mysticality +200%
Video Game Hot Dog	Food	25%	50 turns	3 issues of GameInformPowerDailyPro magazine 3 Fullness	Access to a Hot Dog Stand with the hot dog unlocked	Obtained from video games hot dog +25% Meat from Monsters
Wet and Greedy	Item	25%	100 turns	Item Loss	None	Obtained from goblin water
Your Eyes are Peeled!	Food	25%	30 turns	Item Loss 2 Full	None	Obtained from Bowl of eyeballs
Tunac	Shirt	25%	Always		VIP Clan Floundry access	Muscle +50% +25 to Monster Level Monsters will be much more attracted to you Disappears at the end of the day
All Chipped Up	Food	20%	25 turns	Item Loss 1 Full	None	Obtained from chocolate chip muffin +30% Meat from Monsters Regenerate 4-5 MP per adventure Regenerate 3-6 HP per adventure Also grants 10 turns of Started Your Day Right if eaten as the first food of the day
astral mask	Accessory	20%			None	Moxie +25% Quest item
bounty-hunting helmet	Hat	20%			25 Mox	Part of the Bounty-Hunting Rig
bounty-hunting pants	Pants	20%			25 Mox	Part of the Bounty-Hunting Rig
Dance Interpreter	Effect	20%	20 turns	1 Adventure		Obtained from choosing to Head to the Back in the Brings All the Boys to the Blue Yard Seaside Megalopolis adventure
Dancin' Fool	Adventure	20%	30 turns	1 Adventure	None	Obtained from Louvre It or Leave It
Dilated Pupils	Effect	20%	10 turns	Once per day	Level 12	Obtained from the Mysterious Island Arena if completed with Jam Band Flyers Can receive once per day
Eagle Eyes	Item	20%	20 turns	Item Loss	None	Obtained from eagle feather
Expert Timing	Effect	20%	Intrinsic	None	Unarmed	Obtained from Kung Fu Hustler skill Gained after 30 unarmed combats Lost after entering armed combat
Fat Leon's Phat Loot Lyric	Skill (AT)	20%	5-20 turns	11 MP	None	Can be cast on other players
The Grass... Is Blue...	Item	20%	20 turns	Item Loss	None	Obtained from blue grass +40% Meat drops
Held Closer	Item	20%	20 turns	Item Loss	None	Obtained from tiny dancer
Hella Smooth	Effect	20%	10 turns	Once per day	Bad Moon	Obtained from The Styx Pixie Moxie +25% +40% Meat from Monsters
Holiday Bliss	Booze	20%	5 turns	Item Loss 2 Drunk	None	Obtained from Lollipop Drop +20% Meat drops
			10 turns		Level 4	Obtained from Candy Alexander +20% Meat drops
			15 turns		Level 8	Obtained from Candicaine +20% Meat drops
	Effect		505-50 turns	Once per day	None	Obtained by resting in a Gingerbread House, as well as with a Crimbo wreath, string of Crimbo lights and/or plastic Crimbo reindeer installed Duration is determined by the number of these installed +20% Meat drops
	Item		1 turn	Item Loss		Obtained from holly-flavored Hob-O +20% Meat drops
Improved Optical Processing	Other (CPU Upgrade)	20%	Always	40 Energy	You, Robot	Obtained as a passive upgrade during a You, Robot challenge path
Juiced and Jacked	Effect	20%	10 turns	Once per day	None	Obtained from resting in a Ginormous Pumpkin +10 Monster Level +10 Spooky Damage
	Item			Item Loss		Obtained from pumpkin juice +10 Monster Level +10 Spooky Damage
latte lovers member's mug	Off-Hand Item	20%	Always		Carrot ingredient unlocked	Must include a carrot among its current ingredients for the enchantment to take effect Enchantments can be customized at will Grants the Gulp Latte, Offer Latte to Opponent and Throw Latte on Opponent combat skills
Left Eyeball	Passive Skill (GN)	20%	Always	Item Loss	Gelatinous Noob	Obtained from absorbing any of the Following Items during a Gelatinous Noob challenge path
Lucky Struck	Item	20%	10 Turns	Item Loss	Nuclear Autumn Must have a Wrist-Boy	Obtained from Lucky Strikes holo-record Wrist Boy can only be obtained in a Nuclear Autumn challenge path, but persists after freeting the king (until your ascend)
Mad Looting Skillz	Passive Skill (DB)	20%			None
Peeled Eyeballs	Spleen Item	20%	10 turns	Item Loss 1 Spleen	None	Obtained from Knob Goblin eyedrops -30% Meat from Monsters -1 Stat(s) Per Fight
miniature candle	Off-Hand Item	20%	Always	Item Loss	None	Obtained from glob of melted wax +3 Stat(s) Per Fight Disappears at the end of the day
oversized sparkler	Weapon (1H)	20%	Always	1000 meat	Access to the Underground Fireworks Shop	All Attributes +20% Disappears at the end of the day
plexiglass pants	Pants	20%			75 Mox	Combat Initiative +25% Moxie +30% DB's HCO reward
Propagation Drive	Passive Skill (GY)	20%			Grey You	Learned from killing a junksprite bender in a Grey You challenge path
Quadrilled	Effect	20%	30 turns	Once per day	None	Obtained from The Mad Tea Party when wearing a hat with 28 characters
Rain Dancin'	Skill (HR)	20%	100 turns	10 drops	Heavy Rains	Obtained from casting Rain Dance
Right Eyeball	Passive Skill (GN)	20%	Always	Item Loss	Gelatinous Noob	Obtained from absorbing any of the Following Items during a Gelatinous Noob challenge path
Scavengers Scavenging	Skill (ZS)	20%	10 turns	1 Zombie	Zombie Slayer	Obtained from casting Scavenge
The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder	Skill (AT)	20%	5-20 turns	50 MP	Level 15 AT	Obtained from the skill The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder +50% Meat from Monsters Can only be cast 10 times per day Can be cast on other players (that are at least level 15)
	Item		20 turns	Item Loss	None	Obtained from recording of The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder +50% Meat from Monsters Does not have a level requirement, unlike the song itself
Things Man Was Not Meant to Eat	Item	20%	10 turns	Item Loss	None	Obtained from fudge-shaped hole in space-time +50% Bonus Weapon Damage +100% Bonus Spell Damage +20% Combat Initiative +10 Damage Reduction +20% Meat Drops +10% Pickpocket Chance
Vinegavotte	Effect	20%	10 turns	Item Loss		Obtained from sweet mochi ball One of three possible effects. See item description.
antique Canadian lantern	Off-Hand Item	15%			60 Mys	Serious Cold Resistance +15% more Item Drops in the Canadian Wildlife Preserve
whittled walking stick	Off-Hand Item	20%	Always	100 sticks of firewood	50 Mus Access to Your Campsite Away From Your Campsite	+3 Adventure(s) per day when equipped +6 PvP fight(s) per day when equipped Monsters will be more attracted to you Quest Item; is lost upon ascension
bounty-hunting rifle	Weapon (2H)	15%			25 Mox	Part of the Bounty-Hunting Rig
Bounty-Hunting Rig	Outfit	15%	Always		25 Mox	Effect is in addition to the effects of the parts (Total: +70%)
Buddy Bjorn	Back Item	15%	Always		None	Must have one of the following familiars bjornified: Adventurous Spelunker, Feral Kobold, Li'l Xenomorph, Rockin' Robin Additional benefits vary based on the familiar bjornified
Camp Scout backpack	Back Item	15%			None	Cannot equip in Hardcore
Chief Executive Optimism	Item	15%	5 turns	Item Loss	None	Obtained from Boss Drops
Crown of Thrones	Hat	15%	Always		None	Must have one of the following familiars enthroned: Adventurous Spelunker, Feral Kobold, Li'l Xenomorph, Rockin' Robin Additional benefits vary based on the familiar enthroned
Dancing Prowess	Adventure	15%	5 turns	1 Adv Item Loss	None	Obtained by adventuring in The Rogue Windmill after using a tiny bottle of absinthe Opens a path in the Worm Wood Done Quickly
flaming pink shirt	Shirt	15%			Torso Awaregness	Cannot equip in Hardcore
flickering flashlight	Off-Hand Item	15%	Always		None	Obtained from the Left-Hand Man familiar
ice pick	Hat	15%			None	Foldable Cannot equip in Hardcore
Initiative: Institute GBLI (Guaranteed Basic Loot Income.)	Other (Initiative)	15%	Rollover		Access to the Voting Booth	A possible choice out of 4 different initiatives each day
Joyful Resolve	Item	15%	20 turns	Item Loss	None	Obtained from resolution: be happier
Lens of Violence	Hat	15%	Always		125 Mys	Part of the Violent Vestments +5% Critical Hit Chance Weapon Damage +30% Grants use of Violent Gaze
Litterboxing	Item	15%	20 turn	Item Loss	None	Obtained from potion of the litterbox
Magnetized Ears	Skill (NA)	15%	10 turns	10 MP	Nuclear Autumn	Obtained by casting Magnetic Ears
Mr. Cheeng's spectacles	Accessory	15%	Always		35 Mys	+10% Chance of Spell Critical Hit Spell Damage +30% Find... like... far out stuff, like everywhere... man...
nicksilver ring	Accessory	15%	Always		10 Mys	+15% Pickpocket Chance +30% Weapon Drops from Monsters
pantogram pants	Pants	15%	Always	fairy gravy boat	portable pantogram	Created by using a portable pantogram Must have a Sacrifice (Right) of a fairy gravy boat Other enchantments vary depending on alignment, element and sacrifices (fix this for the meat versions) Item disappears at the end of the day
Pantsgiving	Pants	15%	Always		None	+2 Stat(s) Per Fight So-So Resistance to All Elements (+2) +30% Meat from Monsters Lets you cram in slightly more food. Improves resting Lets you use various Thanksgivingy skills
plastic cup of flat beer	Combat Item	15%	1 turn	Item Loss	None	Can only use one per combat 30-40 Sleaze Damage
protonic accelerator pack	Back Item	15%	Always		None	August 2016 Mr. Store item DIY protonic accelerator kit +25 Damage vs. Ghosts Regenerate 2-20 MP per adventure All Attributes +10 +5% Chance of Critical Hit Monsters will be less attracted to you Allows you to bust ghosts
Prince George costume	Other (costume)	15%	Always		None	Costumes are given to familiars with the mumming trunk Bonus is increased to 25% if used with a clothes-wearing familiar Also inflicts bleeding damage if used with a quick familiar
Radio KoL Maracas	Accessory	15%			None	Radio prize
Sucker Fingers	Passive Skill (NA)	15%	Always		Nuclear Autumn
vampyric cloake	Back Item	15%			None	Mr. Store item Maximum HP +level*10 +25% Combat Initiative +4 Adventure(s) per day +3 Stats Per Fight Improves the effectiveness of various Dark Gyffte skills
wad of used tape	Hat	15%	Always		None	Obtained from January's Garbage Tote, a Foldable All Attributes +10% +30% Meat from Monsters
Yorick	Off-Hand Item	15%			25 Mys	+2 Stat(s) Per Fight Regenerate 5-10 HP and MP per adventure
cursed magnifying glass	Off-Hand Item	13%	Always		None	+13 Spooky Damage +13% Combat Initiative Fight a void guy, void spider, or void slab every 13 adventures, with the first five being free fights.
plastic pumpkin bucket	Familiar Equipment	13%	Always		None	+5 to Familiar Weight (with Gravy-type familiars, this boosts the effective item bonus above 13%) Familiar can do extra physical or elemental attacks Cannot equip in Hardcore
complicated device	Off-Hand Item	11%	Always		200 Mys	+1 Stats Per Fight +1 Hot Damage, Cold Damage, Stench Damage, Spooky Damage, and Sleaze Damage +11 Damage to Hot Spells, Cold Spells, Stench Spells, Spooky Spells, and Sleaze Spells +11 to Monster Level +11% Combat Initiative Damage Reduction: 11 Damage Absorption +11 +11% Meat from Monsters +11 & +11% Muscle, Mysticality, and Moxie Maximum MP +111 & +111% Maximum HP +111 & +111% Obtained from Grandpa Sea Monkee
It's Ridiculous	Item	11%	111 turns	Item loss	None	Obtained from a can of V-11 Muscle +11% Mysticality +11% Moxie +11% Combat Initiative +11% +11% Meat from Monsters Weapon Damage +11 Spell Damage +11 Maximum HP +11 Maximum MP +11 Damage Reduction: 11
	Effect		11 turns	Once per day		Obtained by resting in an elevent Muscle +11% Mysticality +11% Moxie +11% Combat Initiative +11% +11% Meat from Monsters Weapon Damage +11 Spell Damage +11 Maximum HP +11 Maximum MP +11 Damage Reduction: 11
Order of the Silver Wossname	Accessory	11%			85 Mys	All Attributes +11 +11% Meat from Monsters May not equip more than one
Pork Elf Prizes	Outfit	11%			30 Mox, 30 Mys
Red Balloon of Valor	Accessory	11%			85 Mys	All Attributes +5 May not equip more than one
The Trickster's Trikitixa	Weapon (2H)	11%	Always		60 Mox	Part of the Legendary Regalia of the Master Squeezeboxer Moxie +15 Ranged Damage +23 Special Attack: Extreme High Note Enables casting of 20-turn Accordion Thief buffs Accordion Thief's Ultimate Legendary Epic Weapon
Uranium Omega of Temperance	Accessory	11%			85 Mys	All Attributes +5 May not equip more than one
20/20 Vision	Item	10%	20-400 turns	Item Loss	None	Obtained from using 20 d20s from Inventory
20/20 Vision	Passive Skill	10%	Always		None	Obtained from do-it-yourself laser eye surgery kit
Aspect of the GravyPlum Fairy	Effect (Familiar)	10%	1+ turns		None	Obtained from Sweet Nutcracker Duration is equal to one third of the familiar's weight, rounded up
adobe arsecover	Pants	10%	Always		40 Mus	Muscle +20% Subscribe for access to Premium Enchantments™
Bag o' Tricks	Off-Hand Item	10%			None	+15% Meat Drops Regenerate 10-12 MP per Adventure +50% Spell Damage Summons Animals During Combat
Baron von Ratsworth's monocle	Accessory	10%			10 Mys	May not equip more than one
bindlestocking	Weapon (2H)	10%			None	On critical: Merry Crimbo! (random crimbo/candy item)
Bootyliciousness	Effect	10%	5-15 turns	400-900 Meat/Member		Obtained as a Clan Buff No benefit if in Hardcore or Ronin.
bottle-rocket crossbow	Weapon (1H)	10%			None	+15% Meat from Monsters Moxie +15% Shoots bottle-rockets Cannot equip in Hardcore
BRICKOfig Outfit	Outfit	10%
Buddy Bjorn	Back Item	10%	Always		None	Must have one of the following familiars bjornified: Oily Woim, Reassembled Blackbird, Reconstituted Crow Additional benefits vary based on the familiar enthroned
Coily™	Weapon (2H)	10%			200 Mox
Crimbo ukulele	Weapon (2H)	10%			20 Mox
Crown of Thrones	Hat	10%	Always		None	Must have one of the following familiars enthroned: Oily Woim, Reassembled Blackbird, Reconstituted Crow Additional benefits vary based on the familiar enthroned
Dreadsylvania Auditor's badge	Accessory	10%	Always		200 Mys	Lets you find 5% more Krueggerands May not equip more than one
Eggs-tra Sensory Perception	Spleen Item	10%	20 turns	Item Loss 1 Spleen	None	Obtained from off-white paisley oyster egg, off-white polka-dot oyster egg, and off-white striped oyster egg.
Eye of the Seal	Item	10%	10 turns	Item Loss	None	Obtained from seal eyeball Can only be obtained by seal clubbers
famous blue raincoat	Shirt	10%	Always		Heavy Rains	So-So Resistance to All Elements (+2) Combat Initiative +40% Disappears at the end of the day
fiberglass fingerguard	Accessory	10%	Always		40 Mys	Combat Initiative +40% Dramatically increases the effectiveness of Disco Eye-Poke May not equip more than one
flagstone flag	Off-Hand Item	10%	Always		40 Mus	+3 Muscle Stats Per Fight Allows use of the Flagellate skill in combat
flamin' bindle	Weapon (2H)	10%	Always		200 Mus	+25 Hot Damage Extra Hot Damage on critical hit
Fortunate Resolve	Item	10%	20 turns	Item Loss	None	+10% Meat from Monsters +10 Combat Initiative +5 Bonus Spell Damage Obtained from resolution: be luckier
freezin' bindle	Weapon (2H)	10%	Always		200 Mus	+25 Cold Damage Extra Cold Damage on critical hit
Guzzlr tablet	Accessory	10%	Always		None	Maximum HP +10 Maximum MP +10 Variable HP & MP Regeneration Variable Booze Drops bonus
Heart of Lavender	Item	10%	10 turns	Item Loss	None	All Attributes +3 Obtained from lavender candy heart.
Hip to Be Square Dancin'	Effect	10%	10 turns		None	Sometimes obtained from An Old-Timey Radio Must have stayed over rollover in a clan with the radio to be eligible Can try once per day No benefit if in Hardcore or Ronin
honeycap	Hat	10%			72 Mox	Part of the Bits o' Honey Moxie +5% Ranged Damage +15
Human-Human Hybrid	Effect	10%	Intrinsic	None	Installed Little Geneticist DNA-Splicing Lab	All Attributes +10%
	Item		30 turns	Item Loss	None	Obtained from Gene Tonic: Dude All Attributes +10%
Hustlin'	Effect	10%	10 turns	Up to 3 times per day	VIP Pool Table access	Combat Initiative +50% Obtained from Playing Pool Stylishly
Ichorous Eyesight	Effect	10%	15 turns		Sauceror	Obtained from tertiary color Slime Potions
Jacked In	Other (Summoning Chamber)	10%	25 Turns	Item Loss	None	Unlocked with an Intergnat +20% Meat from Monsters Spell Damage +30 Weapon Damage +40 +50% Combat Initiative Additional benefit depends on your level
Kramco Sausage-o-Matic™	Off-Hand item	10%	Always		None	+10% Food Drops from Monsters Maximum HP +5 Maximum MP +5 +20% Chance of Critical Hit Allows for random encounters with sausage goblins, and lets you make magical sausages
Lead Zeta of Chastity	Accessory	10%			85 Mys	All Attributes +6 May not equip more than one
Loathing Legion many-purpose hook	Off-Hand Item	10%			None
Mark IV Steam-Hat	Hat	10%	Always		60 Mox	Mysticality +5 Maximum HP +20 Combat Initiative +15% Never Fumble
Mark V Steam-Hat	Hat	10%	Always		60 Mox	Mysticality +5 Maximum HP +20 Combat Initiative +15% Never Fumble Has a Death Ray on it Grants use of Fire Death Ray
mayfly bait necklace	Accessory	10%			None	+10% Meat from Monsters Grants ability to Summon Mayfly Swarm in combat May not equip more than one Cannot equip in Hardcore
Object Quasi-Permanence	Passive Skill	10%	Always		None	Obtained from Peek-a-Boo!
Ocelot Eyes	Item	10%	5-15 turns	Item Loss	None	Obtained from eyedrops of the ocelot Base duration of 5, +5 with Impetuous Sauciness, +5 as a Sauceror
party whip	Weapon (1H)	10%	Always		None	+10 to Monster Level +5 to Familiar Weight
pixel grappling hook	Off-Hand Item	10%	Always		200200 Mox	Combat Initiative +40%
Pla-see-bo	Booze	10%	10 turns	Item Loss 3 Full	Level 3	Obtained from carrot cake
	Food			Item Loss 3 Drunk		Obtained from carrot claret
	Spleen Item			Item loss 3 Spleen	None	Obtained from carrot juice
Powers of Observatiogn	Passive Skill from Fragnk	10%			None
Purple Horseshoe of Honor	Accessory	10%			85 Mys	All Attributes +6 May not equip more than one
PVC staff	Weapon (2H)	10%			85 Mus	Mysticality +15% +60 Damage to Cold Spells
Singer's Faithful Ocelot	Skill	10%	10 turns	15 MP	None
sleazy bindle	Weapon (2H)	10%			200 Mus	+25 Sleaze Damage Extra Sleaze Damage on critical hit
Sneaky Pete's basket	Weapon (1H)	10%	Always		Path	Quest item in an AoSP run Moxie +5 Combat Initiative +10%
Spelunker's whip	Weapon (1H)	10%	Always		None	Part of Spelunker's Gear Weapon Damage +25% +5 to Familiar Weight
spiky turtle shield	Off-hand Item (Shield)	10%			50 Mus	Weapon Damage +8 Damage Reduction: 8
spooky bindle	Weapon (2H)	10%			200 Mus	+25 Spooky Damage Extra Spooky Damage on critical hit
Staff of the Healthy Breakfast	Weapon (1H)	10%	Always		Avatar of Jarlsberg	Only available during an Avatar of Jarlsberg challenge path Spell Damage +10 Maximum HP +15 Regenerate 2-4 MP per adventure Jiggle: Recover Some HP
stinkin' bindle	Weapon (2H)	10%			200 Mus	+25 Stench Damage Extra Stench Damage on critical hit
straw hat	Hat	10%			85 Mox	+15% Food Drops from Monsters +15% Booze Drops from Monsters
Techno Bliss	Effect	10%	10 turns	Once per day		Obtained from A Jukebox
terra cotta train	Back Item	10%	Always		40 Mys	Mysticality +20% Lets you unleash a terra cotta army on your foes
The Packrat	Other (Moon Sign)	10%			None	Unlocks the Gnomish Gnomad Camp +10% to all Moxie gains
The Spirit of Taking	Skill	10%	10 turns	50 MP	None
Tingling Feeling	Item	10%	20 turns	Item Loss	None	+20% Meat from Monsters Obtained from tin cup
toy Crimbot mega face	Hat	10%	Always		None	Part of the Crimbot Crimboutfit +1 Crimbot Outfit Power Allows use of LIGHT in combat
Two Right Feet	Passive Skill (NA)	10%	Always		Nuclear Autumn Disco Bandit
Xiblaxian holo-wrist-puter	Accessory	10%	Always		None	Detects Anomalous Materials of Xiblaxian Origin
Your Interest is Peaked	Adventure	10%	10 turns	Lucky!	None	Obtained from What Kind of Party Is This? Combat Initiative +10% Slight Stench Resistance
Weasels Underfoot	Effect	10%	20 turns	Up to 3 times per day	None	Obtained by opening a Bag o' Tricks in combat.
Ellsbury's skull	Off-Hand Item	10%			35 Myst	+10% Meat from Monsters
Aluminum Epsilon of Humility	Accessory	9%			85 Mys	All Attributes +7 May not equip more than one
Blue Diamond of Honesty	Accessory	9%			85 Mys	All Attributes +7 May not equip more than one
Green Clover of Justice	Accessory	8%			85 Mys	All Attributes +8 May not equip more than one
Zinc Delta of Tranquility	Accessory	8%			85 Mys	All Attributes +8 May not equip more than one
BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt	Shirt	7%			Torso Awaregness	+7% Meat from Monsters
lucky rabbit's foot	Accessory	7%			15 Mys	+7% Meat from Monsters
Nickel Gamma of Frugality	Accessory	7%			85 Mys	All Attributes +9 May not equip more than one
Yellow Moon of Compassion	Accessory	7%			85 Mys	All Attributes +9 May not equip more than one
Iron Beta of Industry	Accessory	6%			85 Mys	All Attributes +10 May not equip more than one
Orange Star of Sacrifice	Accessory	6%			85 Mys	All Attributes +10 May not equip more than one
Accordion of Jordion	Weapon (2H)	5%	Always		37 Mox	+10% Meat from Monsters Enables casting of 14-turn Accordion Thief buffs Bonus for ATs only
bat hat	Hat	5%			75 Mox	Mysticality +9
bubble bauble bow	Weapon (2H)	5%			25 Mox	Moxie +3 Mysticality +2
chocolate rabbit's foot	Accessory	5%	Always		5 Mys	+5% Meat from Monsters +20% Candy Drops from Monsters
Copper Alpha of Sincerity	Accessory	5%			85 Mys	All Attributes +11 May not equip more than one
cyber-mattock	Weapon (2H)	5%			65 Mus	Meat from Monsters +10%
duck-on-a-string	Weapon (1H)	5%			35 Mus	Weapon Damage +5
duct tape sword	Weapon (1H)	5%			82 Mus	Part of the Tapered Threads Damage Absorption +40
Encephalic Ensemble	Outfit	5%			30 Mox	Cerebral Cloche: Jellyfish Vision; Max MP +15 Cerebral Crossbow: +3 Cold Damage; +3 Spooky Damage; +3 Sleaze Damage Cerebral Culottes: Myst +10
Ermine Eyes	Item	5%	5-15 turns	Item Loss	None	Obtained from eyedrops of the ermine Base duration of 5, +5 with Impetuous Sauciness, +5 as a Sauceror
eye of the Tiger-lily	Off-Hand Item	5%			20 Mys	Spell Damage +10
fancy opera glasses	Off-Hand Item	5%			10 Mys	+5% Meat from Monsters
Fruit Recognition	Passive Skill	5%			None
Gauntlets of the Blood Moon	Accessory	5%	Always		None	Part of the Raiments of the Final Boss Maximum HP +75 All Attributes +5% May not equip more than one
government-issued night-vision goggles	Accessory	5%	Always		None	+5 to Monster Level
Grateful Undead T-shirt	Shirt	5%			20 Mus Torso Awaregness
iron dagger	Weapon (1H)	5%	Always		None	Muscle +3 +10 Spell Damage
ivory cue ball	Off-Hand Item	5%	Always		None
jam band	Accessory	5%	Always		85 Mys	+20% Booze Drops from Monsters +35% Food Drops from Monsters
Je Ne Sais Porquoise	Item	5%	5-50 turns	Item Loss	None	Obtained from vial of porquoise juice, flask of porquoise juice, jug of porquoise juice Moxie +50% +6% Meat from Monsters
KoL Con X Treasure Map	Off-Hand Item	5%	Always		None	+10% Meat from Monsters
Lucky Cat Is Lucky	Effect	5%	5 turns	Once per day		Obtained by resting with a lucky cat statue
makeshift cape	Back Item	5%	None		75 Myst	Part of the Terrycloth Tackle
mer-kin takebag	Off-Hand Item	5%			85 Mys	+15% for underwater adventuring
miner's helmet	Hat	5%			25 Mox	Part of the Mining Gear
molten medallion	Accessory	5%			65 Mys	Slight Hot Resistance
monstrous monocle	Accessory	5%			65 Mus	Slight Spooky Resistance
muddy pirate hat	Hat	5%	Always		47 Mox	Combat Initiative +20%
musty moccasins	Accessory	5%			65 Mox	Slight Stench Resistance
Natural Born Scrabbler	Passive Skill	5%			None
Object Detection	Item	5%	10 turns	Item Loss	None	Obtained from Dungeons of Doom potion Potion effects are randomized per person, per ascension
observational glasses	Accessory	5%			None
octopus's spade	Weapon (1H)	5%			85 Mus	Combat Initiative +10% Weapon Damage +15
Panda outfit	Familiar Equipment	5%			None	A custom item given to Foggy +5 to Familiar Weight
Pink Heart of Spirit	Accessory	5%			85 Mys	All Attributes +11 May not equip more than one
pixel boomerang	Weapon (1H)	5%			10 Mox
roboduck-on-a-string	Weapon (1H)	5%			35 Mus	Weapon Damage +5
Spice Haze	Skill	5%	10 turns	250 MP	Non-Pastamancer	Obtained from casting Bind Spice Ghost as any class besides a Pastamancer
sticky hand whip	Weapon (1H)	5%	Always		None	+10% Pickpocket Chance +15% Meat from Monsters
Strung-Up Quartet	Other (Song)	5%	Always	1 Adventure
Thief Among the Honorable	Passive Skill (AT)	5%			None
tiny die-cast goose a-laying	Accessory	5%			None
Toddler-sized Dragon Costume	Familiar Equipment	5%			None	A custom item given to Cynn +5 to Familiar Weight
Tuesday's ruby	Off-Hand Item	5%	Thursdays		45 Mys	Enchantment varies by day: +5% Meat from Monsters (Sundays) Muscle +5% (Mondays) Regenerate 3-7 MP per Adventure (Tuesdays) Mysticality +5% (Wednesdays) +5% Items from Monsters (Thursdays) Moxie +5% (Fridays) Regenerate 3-7 HP per Adventure (Saturdays)
UV monocular	Accessory	5%			22 Mys
vampire duck-on-a-string	Weapon (1H)	5%			35 Mus	Weapon Damage +5
Video... Games?	Effect	5%	5 turns		None	Obtained by using a defective Game Grid token +5 to just about everything else; see page for a full list
	Food			Item Loss 1 Full	Level 5	Obtained from bowl of Tastee-Wheet™ +5 to just about everything else; see page for a full list
Weepy, Creepy	Item	5%	1 turn	Item Loss		Obtained from a black tear
zombie accordion	Weapon (1H)	5%	Always		250 Mox	Ranged Damage +50 Keep 1 additional song in your head Enables casting of 20-turn Accordion Thief buffs Bonus for ATs only
Claybender glasses	Accessory	4%			35 Mys	+15 Damage vs. Ghosts May not equip more than one
tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ	Accessory	4%			None
Elf Guard commandeering gloves	Accessory	3%			None	Get more Pieces of 12 from Crimbuccaneers May not equip more than one
gnauga hide whip	Weapon (1H)	3%			None	Part of the Gnauga Hides
La Bamba	Item	3%	5 turns		None	Obtained by using an outrageous sombrero Can be done once per day
Mr. Container	Back Item	3%			None
screwing pooch	Accessory	3%			27 Mys
hemp backpack	Back Item	2%			None
Newbiesport™ backpack	Back Item	1%			None
Big Veiny Brain	Spleen Item	-5%	10 turns	Item Loss 1 Spleen	None	Obtained from Knob Goblin learning pill -10% Meat from Monsters +3 Stat Gains from Fights
radiation-resistant helmet	Hat	-10%			None	Part of the High-Radiation Mining Gear
Greed	Passive Skill	-15%		None	Bad Moon	+50% Meat from Monsters
Initiative: Mandatory item tithing.	Other (Initiative)	-20%	Rollover		Access to the Voting Booth	A possible choice out of 4 different initiatives each day
Wasabi Sinuses	Spleen Item	-20%	10 turns	Item Loss 1 Spleen	None	+40% Meat from Monsters -1 Stat(s) Per Fight Obtained from Knob Goblin nasal spray
aerated diving helmet	Hat	-25%			85 Moxie	Serious Stench Resistance Combat Initiative -50% Allows underwater adventuring
crappy Mer-kin mask	Hat	-25%	Always		85 Mox	Part of the Crappy Mer-kin Disguise Serious Stench Resistance Combat Initiative -50% Lets you Breathe Underwater
Mer-kin gladiator mask	Hat	-25%	Always		85 Mus	Serious Stench Resistance Combat Initiative -50% Lets you Breathe Underwater
Mer-kin scholar mask	Hat	-25%	Always		85 Mys	Serious Stench Resistance Combat Initiative -50% Lets you Breathe Underwater
Braaaaaains	Adventure	-50%	10 turns	1 Adventure	Bad Moon	+200% Meat from Monsters
cursed arcane orb	Off-Hand Item	-50%	Always		Avatar of Shadows Over Loathing	Only available in an Avatar of Shadows Over Loathing challenge path +13 Prismatic Damage
Dinsey mascot mask	Hat	-50%	Always		None	Quest item Combat Initiative -100% Changes Your Avatar
makeshift SCUBA gear	Accessory	-50%			None	No longer obtainable So-So Stench Resistance Combat Initiative -100% Allows underwater adventuring
old SCUBA tank	Back Item	-50%	Always		75 Mys	Combat Initiative -100% Permits underwater adventuring
rusty diving helmet	Hat	-50%			85 Mox	Slight Stench Resistance Combat Initiative -50%
Socialismydia	Adventure	-50%	10 turns			Obtained from crusty hippy
Temporary Blindness	Adventure	-75%	10 turns	1 Adventure	None	Obtained from the critical hit of the Giant octopus and the toxic beastie Moxie -25% -30% Combat Initiative Causes all enemy encounters to appear as darkness
	Booze		3 turns	Item Loss 3 Drunk	Level 3	Obtained from white lightning Moxie -25% -30% Combat Initiative Causes all enemy encounters to appear as darkness
high-temperature mining mask	Hat	-100%	Always		35 Mox	Stupendous Hot Resistance (+4)
oxygenated eggnog helmet	Hat	-100%	Always		None	Combat Initiative -100% Permits underwater adventuring

Varying Bonuses

Some mechanics have an item drop bonus that depends on some other character attribute or do not work reliably. Penalties for water-based areas (and ways to cancel such penalties) are listed at underwater adventuring.

Source	Source Type	Extra Items	Duration	Cost	Prereq	Notes
A Light that Never Goes Out	Off-Hand Item	Smithsness%			None	Gives +1% per 5 Smithsness Mysticality +5 +5 Hot Damage
Blessing of the Bird	Skill	0 or 10-50%	10 turns	Variable	Bird-a-Day calendar	Provides up to 4 different enchantments, varying each day Item bonus can alternatively be Meat from Monsters, Monster Level, Combat Frequency, Combat Initiative or Stat(s) Per Fight MP costs starts at 5 and doubles each cast, resetting at rollover Specific blessing can be learned permanently as a favorite bird
Blessing of your favorite Bird	Skill	0 or 10-50%	20 turns	80 MP	Bird-a-Day calendar	Provides up to 4 different enchantments Item bonus can alternatively be Meat from Monsters, Monster Level, Combat Frequency, Combat Initiative or Stat(s) Per Fight Can only be cast once per day
Book of Old-Timey Carols	Off-Hand Item	0 or 15%			None	Bonus only occurs during December
broken champagne bottle	Weapon (1H)	x2 Multiplier	11 Combats		January's Garbage Tote	Doubles your current item drops 11 times per day Does not trigger against bosses Fully stacks with Steely-Eyed Squint Regenerate 4-8 MP per adventure Weapon Damage +50%
Bubble Vision	Effect	1-100%	100 turns	Item Loss	None	Obtained from bottle of bubbles Bonus is 100% - X%, where X is the number of turns remaining
Bug ensorcel	Other (Ensorcel)	10-375%	Always	30 HP	Dark Gyffte	Obtained by using the combat skill Ensorcel on a bug during a Dark Gyffte challenge path Effectively takes the place of a familiar Bonus is the target monster’s ML/5 (min 10%, max of 300%) Effectiveness is increased by 25% if a vampyric cloake is equipped
Cat	Other (Servant)	Variable	Always		Actually Ed the Undying	Bonus is akin to that of a Baby Gravy Fairy during an Actually Ed the Undying challenge path Available at level 7 Gains additional abilities with levels
Clancy (with Lute)	Other (Clancy)	40%-115%	Always		Avatar of Boris	Bonus scales depending on Clancy’s level, similar to that of a Baby Gravy Fairy, during an Avatar of Boris challenge path Requires Clancy's lute, which is available at level 7
Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket	Shirt	1-3%			50 Mus Torso Awaregness	Effect magnitude is believed to be randomized per player per ascension Also has several other effects...see item entry
Disco Greed	Passive Skill (DB)	0-30%		Varying MP cost	Disco State of Mind learned	Bonus increases by 10% per point of Disco Momentum, acquired by casting various Disco Bandit skills during combat or by having a porcelain pelerine equipped
Gravitational Compression	Passive Skill (GY)	0-100%			Grey You	Learned from killing a suckubus in a Grey You challenge path Item bonus is equal to your base mysticality/5, capped at 100%
Hodgman's imaginary hamster	Off-Hand Item	Hobo Power * 0.5%			200 Mys	All Attributes +20% Converts Hobo Power to + Meat Drops, + Item Drops, and HP and MP Regeneration
Hodgman's metal detector	Off-Hand Item	Hobo Power * 0.5%			200 Mus
Jekyllin hide belt	Accessory	15-55%			None	Item boost greatest when moons are brightest All Attributes +1-9 (Greatest when moons are darkest)
little box of fireworks	Familiar Equipment	0 or 25%	Activates randomly at the end of combat (50% of the time)			+5 Familiar Weight Randomly gives +3 Stat(s) Per Fight instead of the item drops Various other beneficial effects
Mayflower bouquet	Familiar Equipment	0 or 25%	Activates randomly at the end of combat (12.5% of the time)			+5 Familiar Weight Various other beneficial effects
Meteor Lore	Passive Skill	0 or 15%	Current Combat		None	A rare, unreliable occurrence Grants the Micrometeorite, Macrometeorite and Meteor Shower combat skills
miniature crystal ball	Familiar Equipment	0 or 50%	Activates randomly at the end of combat (50% of the time)			Randomly gives +5 Stat(s) Per Fight instead of the item drops Combat Initiative +50% Shows which monster you will encounter next
navel ring of navel gazing	Accessory	0 or 20%	Current Combat			After combat effect has 85% chance of firing Mysticaity +25% Spell Damage +100% -1 MP to use Skills Damage Reduction equal to player level Staggers 50% of the time Run Away is successful (and sometimes free) Possible end-of-combat effects include: +20% Meat from Monsters +20% Items from Monsters +3 Stat Gains from Fights Restore 10-20 MP May not equip more than one Cannot equip in Hardcore
no hat	Hat	0 or 15%		300 MP	150 Mox	Created by casting Ceci N'Est Pas Un Chapeau Enchantment varies with each summon Disappears at the end of the day
Polka Face	Effect	555-55%	10 turns	Polka Pop	None	Gives +(5X)% Items from Monsters (max +55%), where X is your current level. Also gives +(5X)% Meat from Monsters (max +55%).
Sole Soul	Effect	1-300%	1 turn	PlexiPips	None	Gives +X% Items from Monsters (max +300%) X is the number of turns of the effect remaining
Spice Ghost	Other (Pasta Thrall)	10-20%	Always	250 MP	Pastamancer	The bonus is 10% + 1% * its level
Steely-Eyed Squint	Skill	x2 Multiplier	1 turn	100 MP	None	Obtained from Steely-Eyed Squint Doubles your current item drops Can only be cast once per day Fully stacks with broken champagne bottle
stinky cheese eye	Accessory	1-20%	Always		None	The bonus is +X/5% (max +20%) X is the stinky cheese counter Also gives +X/5% Meat from Monsters (max +20%)
Thanksgetting	Food	40%-200%	20 Turns	Item Loss 2 Fullness	None	Obtained by eating one of the following: green bean casserole, cranberry cylinder, mashed potatoes, candied sweet potatoes, mince pie, bread roll, baked stuffing, thanksgiving turkey, warm gravy If X is the number of unique thanksgiving foods consumed since rollover: 40%*(X+1) Meat drop 20%*(X+1) Item drop (X+1) familiar weight (X) all elemental Resistance With 15 fullness capacity, maximum item bonus is 160%. The full 200% bonus requires effects which reduce fullness or increase stomach size (such as the Feast of Boris).
The HeyDezebound Heart	Effect	1-300%	1 turn	Pain Dip	None	Gives +X% Items from Monsters (max +300%) X is the number of turns remaining Also gives +X/5 Stats Per Fight (max +100) All Attributes -X% (max -1000%–)
Tiffany's Breakfast	Effect	1-40%	40 turns	The Pretentious Artist's Obsession	None	X is the number of turns remaining Capped at 40
Voracious Gorging	Effect	0-40%	100 turns	An Altar	Special	Requires killing The Thing with No Name, and getting both a jealousy stone and gluttonous stone Gives a bonus based on fullness Also gives a different percentage bonus for food drops
Withered Heart	Effect	1-20%	5 turns	love song of disturbing obsession	None	Gives +X% Items from Monsters (max +20%) X is the number of turns of the effect remaining Also gives +X Mysticality (max +20)

Conditional Bonuses

The following bonuses apply only to certain items, monsters, or areas.

Booze

Booze bonuses affect mostly booze, and also undrinkable cocktailcrafting ingredients. They do not increase the drop rate of items that create booze, such as Frat Army FGF.

Source	Source Type	Extra Booze	Duration	Prereqs & Costs	Notes
prohie's hat	Hat	100%	Equipped	25 Mox	Rare drop from Undercover prohibition agent in An Unusually Quiet Barroom Brawl
norwhal helmet	Hat	60%	Equipped	50 Mys	Rare drop from Norwhal in The Ice Hole +2 Mysticality Stat(s) Per Fight Spell Damage +60%
Red-soled high heels	Accessory	50%	Equipped	None	Obtained from Letter from Carrie Bradshaw Moxie +10% +2 Moxie Stat(s) Per Fight
biker's hat	Hat	40%	Equipped	85 Mox	Moxie +40% +20% Pickpocket Chance Sold at Disco GiftCo for 5 Volcoinos
warbear dress helmet	Hat	25%	Equipped	35 Mox	Moxie +10 Created with 400 warbear whosits
straw hat	Hat	15%	Equipped	85 Mox	+15% Food Drops +10% Items Drops
Crown of Thrones	Hat	X%	Equipped	Possible occupants: 25%: Party Mouse (round 1: 5% chance of dropping a random decent/good booze) 15%: Spirit Hobo (rounds 1-3: drops 5-15 meat)	CoT & BB may be worn simultaneously, and their enchantments will stack, but the familiar combat actions are mutually exclusive Occupant also acts during combat
Buddy Bjorn	Back Item		Equipped
Drapes-You-Regally	Back Item	20%	Equipped	DB 250 Mox	+20% Hat/Pants Drops +20% Meat from Monsters
Size XI Wizard's Robe	Back Item	11%	Equipped		+11% Food Drops +11% Candy Drops Untradeable KoL Con XI item
fresh coat of paint	Shirt	0 or 40%	Equipped		Enchantments greatly vary with each day
piratical blunderbuss	Weapon (2H)	30%	Equipped		+5 to Familiar Weight
ghost accordion	Weapon (2H)	15%	Equipped	AT 55 Mox	+5 Spooky Damage
kiwi beak	Weapon (1H)	25%	Equipped	35 Mus	+25% Food Drops
garbage sticker	Weapon (1H)	20%	Equipped	85 Mus	+20% Food Drops +20% Hat/Pants Drops +20% Weapon Drops +20% Accessory Drops +30% Meat from Monsters
detective roscoe	Weapon (1H)	20%	Equipped		Obtained from the Precinct Materiel Division Ranged Damage +10 Successful hit weakens opponent
cardboard wine carrier	Off-Hand Item	50%	Equipped		Obtained from A Shady Building Only available during Crimbo 2020 Disappears at the end of the day
Guzzlr souvenir stein	Off-Hand Item	50%	Equipped
sommelier's towel	Off-Hand Item	30%	Equipped	60 Mys
velour valise	Off-Hand Item	30%	Equipped		+2 Moxie Stats Per Fight Triples the damage and deleveling of Tango of Terror
'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign	Off-Hand Item	30%	Equipped	175 Mus
KoL Con Six Pack	Off-Hand Item	25%	Equipped		All Attributes +10 Produces 2 ice-cold Sir Schlitzen/day Untradable KoL Con VI item
Loathing Legion corkscrew	Off-Hand Item	25%	Equipped		LLK foldable form
Elf Guard clipboard	Off-Hand Item	25%	Equipped	None	+25% Food Drops from Monsters +25% Meat from Monsters Increases Item Drops on Crimbo Battlefields
reusable shopping bag	Off-Hand Item	20%	Equipped		+20% Food Drops +20% Candy Drops
Seven Loco	Off-Hand Item	5%	Equipped		+5% Candy Drops Untradable KoL Con VII item
fancy party pants	Pants	40%	Equipped	10 Mox	Obtained from a Neverending Party favor Moxie +10%
The Necbromancer's Shorts	Pants	30%	Equipped	200 Mox	Serious Cold Resistance (+3) Serious Sleaze Resistance (+3) Untradable Necbromancer drop
Guzzlr tablet	Accessory	X%	Equipped		Bonus scales with bronze deliveries completed, up to a maximum of +50% +10% Item Drops Maximum HP +10 Maximum MP +10 Variable HP & MP Regeneration
tarnished tastevin	Accessory	25%	Equipped	40 Mys	Gain stats whenever booze drops May not equip more than one
flask flops	Accessory	20%	Equipped		+3 Hooch Capacity May not equip more than one
gabardine girdle	Accessory	20%	Equipped		Moxie +10 Allows you to unleash your Disco Pudge
jam band	Accessory	20%	Equipped	85 Mys	+5% Item Drops +35% Food Drops
tiny die-cast Uncle Hobo	Accessory	10%	Equipped		Regenerate 3-5 HP per adventure Regenerate 3-5 MP per adventure
rum barrel charrrm bracelet	Accessory	5%	Equipped	40 Mys
tiny die-cast middle-management elf	Accessory	5%	Equipped
Infernal Thirst	Effect	200%	30 turns	Summoning Chamber access demon name summoning components	Can only summon one demon per day
Nearly All-Natural	Item	60%	1 turn	Item Loss Community Service challenge path, if in HC	Obtained from bag of grain Mysticality +200%
Big Smile of the Blender	Effect	50%	20 turns	Access to Your Campsite Away From Your Campsite Current moonsign is The Blender	Obtained from Gaze at the Stars, sometimes Limited to 3 times a day
Driving Observantly	Effect	50%	30 turns	Installed Asdon Martin 37 fuel	Obtained from choosing to drive observantly in your Asdon Martin +50% Meat from Monsters +50% Item Drops from Monsters
Human-Pirate Hybrid	Item	50%	Intrinsic	Installed Little Geneticist DNA-Splicing Lab	+50% Gear Drops from Monsters
	Item		30 turns	Item Loss	Obtained from Gene Tonic: Pirate +50% Gear Drops from Monsters
Insatiable Hunger	Item	50%	40 turns	Item Loss	Obtained from Labrador cookie +50% Food Drops from Monsters +50% Candy Drops from Monsters
There's No N in Love	Effect	50%	100 turns	VIP Fortune Teller access	Obtained from a consult with Hangk +50% Items Drops +50% Food Drops Can only consult once per day
Beer Barrel Polka	Effect	45%	50 turns	Installed shrine to the Barrel god AT	Obtained when praying to the Barrel God for Drunkenness Acts as a 20% ode to booze in respect to booze consumption
Brother Smothers's Blessing	Effect	30%	20 turns	Level 6 quest completed	Obtained from Brother Smothers, the Deep Fat Friar Can get one blessing per day
Smile of the Blender	Effect	25%	20 turns	Access to Your Campsite Away From Your Campsite	Obtained from Gaze at the Stars, sometimes Limited to 3 times a day
Video... Games?	Effect	5%	5 turns		Obtained by using a defective Game Grid token +5 to just about everything else; see page for a full list
	Food			Level 5 Item Loss 1 Full	Obtained from bowl of Tastee-Wheet™ +5 to just about everything else; see page for a full list
Gaze of the Gazelle	Food	60%	1 turn	Item Loss 10 Full Community Service challenge path, if in HC	Obtained from weird gazelle steak Spell Damage +200%
Empty Inside	Food	50%	50 turns	Level 5 Item Loss 1 Full	Obtained from "meat" stick +50% Food Drops from Monsters
Helping Comes Second	Food	25%	30 turns	Level 4 Item Loss 4 Full	Obtained from sweet roll Alabama +25% Food Drops from Monsters +25% Candy Drops from Monsters +20% Meat from Monsters
Ready to Roll	Booze	100%	40 turns	Item Loss 1 Drunk	Obtained from Boulevardier cocktail +25 Cold Damage +25 damage to Cold Spells
Always Never Not Guzzling	Passive Skill	25%	Always
Initiative: Happy Hour extended by 23 additional hours.	Other (Initiative)	30%	Rollover	Access to the Voting Booth	A possible choice out of 4 different initiatives each day

Candy

Candy bonuses affect mostly potions, and also certain food items, equipment, and craftables. Candy can be fed to a Stocking Mimic or be used for Sweet Synthesis for quick spading of what does and does not count.

A Peppermint Rhino will increase candy drops like a fairy with twice its current weight.

Source	Source Type	Extra Candy	Duration	Cost	Prereq	Notes
Big Smile of the Opossum	Effect	100%	20 turns		Access to Your Campsite Away From Your Campsite Current moonsign is The Opossum	Obtained from Gaze at the Stars, sometimes Limited to 3 times a day
fudgecycle	Accessory	100%	Equipped		85 Myst	+7 Extra Rollover Adventures Regenerate 10-20 HP per Adventure Regenerate 10-20 MP per Adventure May not equip more than one
Grand Theft Candy	Item	100%	20 turns	Item Loss	None	Obtained from Hotwire™ brand candy rope +25 Hot Damage +25 damage to Hot Spells
pantogram pants	Pants	100%	Equipped	huge bowl of candy	portable pantogram	Created by using a portable pantogram Must have a Sacrifice (Middle) of a huge bowl of candy Other enchantments vary depending on alignment, element and sacrifices Item disappears at the end of the day
peanut brittle shield	Off-Hand Item	100%	Equipped		10 Mus
ribbon candy ascot	Accessory	100%	Equipped		20 Mys	Regenerate 6-10 HP and MP per adventure May not equip more than one
Sugary World View	Effect	100%	10 turns	Item Loss	None	Obtained from Spant eggs
antique candy bucket	Off-Hand Item	50%	Equipped		None	Obtained from A Shady Building Only available during Crimbo 2020 Disappears at the end of the day
Candied Teeth	Item	50%	20 turns	Item Loss	None	Obtained from peppermint syrup Item obtained from Red-Nosed Snapper
carrot-on-a-stick	Weapon (1H)	50%	Equipped		45 Mox	Moxie +7
gummi sword	Weapon (1H)	50%	Equipped		45 Mus	Muscle +7
Human-Elf Hybrid	Item	50%	Intrinsic	None	Installed Little Geneticist DNA-Splicing Lab	Spell Damage +100%
	Item		30 turns	Item Loss	None	Obtained from Gene Tonic: Elf Spell Damage +100%
Improved Candy Vision	Food	50%	10 turns	Item loss 1 Full	Level 3	Obtained from candy carrot
			30 turns	Item loss 4 Full	Level 8	Obtained from candy carrot cake
Insatiable Hunger	Item	50%	40 turns	Item Loss	None	Obtained from Labrador cookie +50% Food Drops from Monsters +50% Booze Drops from Monsters
lemon drop trousers	Pants	50%	Equipped		10 Mox	This item will disappear at the end of the day.
lemon party hat	Hat	50%	Equipped		10 Mox	This item will disappear at the end of the day.
lemon shirt	Shirt	50%	Equipped		10 Mus Torso Awaregness	This item will disappear at the end of the day.
Smile of the Opossum	Effect	50%	20 turns		Access to Your Campsite Away From Your Campsite	Obtained from Gaze at the Stars, sometimes Limited to 3 times a day
Sourpuss	Item	50%	30 turns	Item Loss	None	Obtained from lemonhead caviar
sucker bucket	Off-Hand Item	50%	Equipped		None
candy stick	Weapon (1H)	40%	Equipped		25 Mys	Spell Damage +50%
giant candy cane	Weapon (2H)	40%	Equipped		None	Obtained from A Peppermint Patch Only appears after waiting 5 days without harvesting
Sweet Tooth	Booze	40%	30 turns	Item loss 1 Drunk	Level 4	Obtained from snakebite
chocolate cow bone	Weapon (1H)	30%	Equipped		35 Mus	Candilicious Smacks! (extra candy from smacks?)
High Blood Chocolate Content	Booze	30%	30 turns	Item loss 3 Drunk	Level 5	Obtained from chocotini
Initiative: Subsidies for dentists.	Other (Initiative)	30%	Rollover		Access to the Voting Booth	A possible choice out of 4 different initiatives each day
velour vambraces	Accessory	30%	Equipped		None	Muscle +10 Triples the damage of Spectral Snapper May not equip more than one
Big Candy's tophat	Hat	25%	Equipped		None	Drop from Big Candy during Crimbo 2011 Damage Reduction: 5
candy screwdriver	Weapon (1H)	25%	Equipped		20 Mus	Obtained by choosing Buy a screwdriver in the noon non-combat adventure in the Gingerbread Industrial Zone in Gingerbread City Quest item +10 to Monster Level
cane-mail shirt	Shirt	25%	Equipped		None	+20 to Monster Level +15% Meat from Monsters
chocolate-stained collar	Familiar Equipment	25%	Equipped		None	Equippable by most familiars
Helping Comes Second	Food	25%	20 turns	Item loss 2 Full	Level 4	Obtained from sweet roll Alabama +20% Meat from Monsters +25% Food Drops from Monsters +25% Booze Drops from Monsters
Pecan Pied Piper	Food	25%	30 turns	Item loss 3 Full	Level 5	Obtained from pecan pie
Rootin' Around	Effect	25%	20 turns	Item Loss	None	Obtained from Licorice root
Sharpened Sweet Tooth	Food	25%	40 turns	Item loss 1 Full	Level 4	Obtained from heart-shaped candy whetstone
warbear dress bracers	Accessory	25%	Equipped		35 Mys	Mysticality +10% Created with 300 warbear whosits May not equip more than one
weasel stomping pants	Pants	25%	Equipped		25 Mys	Combat Initiative +25%
All-Hallow's Steve's fright wig	Hat	20%	Equipped		35 Mox	+20 Sleaze Damage So-So Spooky Resistance (+2)
bakelite backpack	Back Item	20%	Equipped		40 Mus	Part of the Bakelite Brigandine +10 to Monster Level Makes Accordion Bash knock loose some Meat
Buddy Bjorn	Back Item	20%	Equipped			With Yule Hound
chocolate rabbit's foot	Accessory	20%	Equipped		5 Mys	+5% Item Drops +5% Meat from Monsters
Crown of Thrones	Hat	20%	Equipped			With Yule Hound
Drunkula's cape	Back Item	20%	Equipped		250 Mys	+3 Adventure(s) per day when equipped +20% Accessory Drops from Monsters Bonus for Saucerors only
reusable shopping bag	Off-Hand Item	20%	Equipped		None	+20% Food Drops +20% Booze Drops
Sweet Nostalgia	Booze	20%	30 turns	Item loss 5 Drunk	Level 7	Obtained from mulled berry wine
Uncle Hobo's Rags	Outfit	15%	Equipped		200 Mys 200 Mox
Size XI Wizard's Robe	Back Item	11%	Equipped		None	+11% Booze Drops +11% Food Drops Untradeable KoL Con XI item
candy necklace	Accessory	10%	Equipped		60 Mox	Quest Item Disco Bandits only
Sweet Taste	Effect	10%	10 turns	Item Loss	None	Obtained from small gummi fin
tiny plastic stocking mimic	Accessory	10%	Equipped		None
bugged bön±Ã©t	Familiar Equipment	5%	Equipped		None	Can only be equipped by a Baby Bugged Bugbear Obtained from zapping a bugged beanie or bugged balaclava +5% Food Drops from Monsters +5% Pants Drops from Monsters
Seven Loco	Off-Hand Item	5%	Equipped		None	+5% Booze Drops
Video... Games?	Effect	5%	5 turns		None	Obtained by using a defective Game Grid token +5 to just about everything else; see page for a full list
	Food			Item loss 1 Full	Level 5	Obtained from bowl of Tastee-Wheet™ +5 to just about everything else; see page for a full list
Elf ensorcel	Other (Ensorcel)	10-375%	Always	30 HP	Dark Gyffte	Obtained by using the combat skill Ensorcel on an elf during a Dark Gyffte challenge path Effectively takes the place of a familiar Bonus is the target monster’s ML/5 (min 10%, max of 300%) Effectiveness is increased by 25% if a vampyric cloake is equipped
Puckered Up	Effect	X%	5 turns	Item Loss	None	Obtained from sour powder X is equal to the turns remaining

Food

Food bonuses affect mostly food, and also non-edible cooking ingredients. It is unknown if they increase the drop rate of items that create food, such as Hippy Army MPE.

Source	Source Type	Extra Food	Duration	Cost	Prereq	Notes
feathered headdress	Hat	40%	Equipped		85 Mys	Mysticality +40% Regenerate 10-20 MP per adventure
panhandle panhandling hat	Hat	30%	Equipped		175 Mus
sinister demon mask	Hat	25%	Equipped		35 Mox
crown-shaped beanie	Hat	20%	Equipped		200 Mox	Slight Slime Resistance Combat Initiative +20%
porcelain porkpie	Hat	20%	Equipped		40 Mox	Part of the Ceramic Suit Mysticality +20% Adds Sleaze Damage to all Pastamancer Spells
straw hat	Hat	15%	Equipped		85 Mox	Additional +15% Booze Drops Additional +10% Item Drops
Crown of Thrones / Buddy Bjorn	Hat / Back	50%	Equipped		Holding Cookbookbat	Also drops common ingredients used in Cookbookbat's recipes
		15%	Equipped		Holding Gluttonous Green Ghost
Mayor Ghost's cloak	Back	20%	Equipped		250 Mys, PM	Part of the Dreadful Ghost Suit +5 PvP fight(s) per day when equipped. +20% Weapon Drops Bonus for Pastamancers only
Size XI Wizard's Robe	Back	11%	Equipped		None	+11% Booze Drops +11% Candy Drops Untradeable KoL Con XI item
icing poncho	Shirt	50%	Equipped		35 Mus	+25 Cold Damage +25 Damage to Cold Spells
fresh coat of paint	Shirt	40%, sometimes	Equipped		None	Enchantments are seeded by path, class, and day
Mer-kin rollpin	Weapon (1H)	75%	Equipped		25 Mus	Mysticality +25%
Wrath of the Capsaician Pastalords	Weapon (1H)	50%	Equipped		60 Mys	Mysticality +15 Combat Initiative +40% Special Attack: Noodles of Fire Bonus for Pastamancers only
kiwi beak	Weapon (1H)	25%	Equipped		35 Mus	+25% Booze Drops from Monsters
Staff of the Lunch Lady	Weapon (1H)	25%	Equipped		75 Mys, in or post-KOLHS path	Only available during a KOLHS challenge path Spell Damage +75% Maximum HP/MP +15 Regenerate 5-6 MP per adventure
garbage sticker	Weapon (1H)	20%	Equipped		85 Mus	+20% Booze Drops +20% Accessory Drops +20% Weapon Drops +20% Hat/Pants Drops +30% Meat from Monsters
Greek Pasta of Peril	Weapon (1H)	10%	Equipped		15 Mys, PM	Mysticality +11 Combat Initiative +25% P's Legendary Epic Weapon
red-hot sausage fork	Weapon (1H)	10%	Equipped		None	+8 Hot Damage
Jarlsberg's pan (or in portal mode)	Off-Hand Item	50%	Equipped		None	Spell Damage +50% Regenerate 8-10 MP per adventure +2 Mysticality Stats Per Fight Damage Reduction: 30 (First Hit Only) +1 Food Conjuration for Jarlsberg
"reusable" grocery bag	Off-Hand Item	50%	Equipped		None	No longer available (melting Crimbo 2020 item)
Loathing Legion can opener	Off-Hand Item	25%	Equipped		None
Elf Guard clipboard	Off-Hand Item	25%	Equipped		None	+25% Booze Drops from Monsters +25% Meat from Monsters Increases Item Drops on Crimbo Battlefields
bread basket	Off-Hand Item	20%	Equipped		None
Engorged Sausages and You	Off-Hand Item	20%	Equipped		35 Mys	All Pasta spells do Sleaze damage Spell Damage +15
reusable shopping bag	Off-Hand Item	20%	Equipped		None	+20% Booze Drops +20% Candy Drops
rice bowl	Off-Hand Item	20%	Equipped		None	Enables you to receive white rice from the Don't Fence Me In adventure 2 additional times
Kramco Sausage-o-Matic™	Off-Hand item	10%	Equipped		None	+10% Items from Monsters Maximum HP +5 Maximum MP +5 +20% Chance of Critical Hit Allows for random encounters with sausage goblins, and lets you make magical sausages
Dungeon Fist gauntlet	Off-Hand Item	-100%	Equipped		35 Mus	Weapon Damage +25 Monsters will be more attracted to you
Ginsu™	Weapon (2H)	100%	Equipped		200 Mus	Weapon Damage +100%
Cargo Cultist Shorts	Pants	66%	Equipped		None	All Attributes +6 Combat Initiative +66% Maximum HP +66% Maximum MP +66% Has 666 pockets
warbear dress greaves	Pants	25%	Equipped		35 Mox	Muscle +10 Created with 200 warbear whosits
anchovy can key	Accessory1 only*	100%	Equipped		Low Key Summer	Only available in a Low Key Summer challenge path
sardine can key	Accessory	60%	Equipped		50 Mus	+40 Cold Damage Stupendous Hot Resistance (+4)
jam band	Accessory	35%	Equipped		85 Mys	+5% Item Drops +20% Booze Drops
Caveman Dan's favorite rock	Accessory1 only	30%	Equipped		35 Mus	Maximum HP +60 +3 Muscle Stat(s) Per Fight
tiny plastic food lab	Accessory1 only	20%	Equipped		None
velour viscometer	Accessory1 only	30%	Equipped		None	Mysticality +10 Triples the effectiveness of Scarysauce May not equip more than one
tiny die-cast Father Crimbo	Accessory	10%	Equipped		None	All Attributes +5
tiny plastic dining car	Accessory	10%	Equipped		None
tiny plastic GORM-8	Accessory	10%	Equipped		None
tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski	Accessory	3%	Equipped		None
bugged bön±Ã©t	Familiar Equipment	5%	Equipped		None	Can only be equipped by a Baby Bugged Bugbear Obtained from zapping a bugged beanie or bugged balaclava +5% Candy Drops from Monsters +5% Pants Drops from Monsters
Hungry Eyes	Passive (Skill)	100%	Always		In AoB path
Food Vibrations soundtrack	Passive	30%	Until changed		SongBoom™ BoomBox	Regenerate 3-5 MP per adventure Lets you Sing Along to add damage to the next spell cast Drops a Special Seasoning after every 11 combat wins
Voting Booth local initiative	Passive	30%	Until rollover		Access to the Voting Booth	"A chicken in every pot!" A possible choice out of 4 different initiatives each day
Insatiable Hunger	Item	50%	40 turns	Item Loss	None	Obtained from Labrador cookie +50% Booze Drops from Monsters +50% Candy Drops from Monsters
Human-Goblin Hybrid	Item	50%	30 turns	Item Loss	None	Obtained from Gene Tonic: Goblin +20% Pickpocket Chance
	Effect		Intrinsic	None	Installed Little Geneticist DNA-Splicing Lab workshed	+20% Pickpocket Chance
There's No N in Love	Effect	50%	100 turns		VIP Fortune Teller access	Obtained from a consult with Hangk Can be obtained once per day +50% Item Drops +50% Booze Drops
Brother Flying Burrito's Blessing	Effect	30%	20 turns		Level 6 quest	Obtained from Brother Flying Burrito, the Deep Fat Friar Can be obtained once per day
Voracious Gorging	Effect	0-100%	100 turns	An Altar	Special	Requires killing The Thing with No Name, and getting both a jealousy stone and gluttonous stone Gives a bonus based on fullness Also gives a different percentage bonus for regular drops
Video... Games?	Effect	5%	5 turns		None	Obtained by using a defective Game Grid token +5 to just about everything else; see page for a full list
	Food			Item Loss 1 Full	Level 5	Obtained from bowl of Tastee-Wheet™ +5 to just about everything else; see page for a full list
It Went Through All Right	Food	100%	40 turns	Item Loss 1 Full	None	Obtained from drive-thru burger +25 Sleaze Damage +25 damage to Sleaze Spells
Whet Appetite	Food	100%	30 turns	Item Loss 1 Full	None	Obtained from autumn-spice donut
Appeteyes	Food	50%	50 turns	Item Loss 1 Full	Level 4	Obtained from tin of submardines
Empty Inside	Food	50%	50 turns	Item Loss 1 Full	Level 5	Obtained from "meat" stick +50% Booze Drops
Yeast-Hungry	Food	50%	75 turns	Item Loss 2 Full	None	Obtained from traditional Crimbo cookie
Gimme, Gimme	Food	25%	60 turns	Item Loss 1 Full	Access to Your Campsite Away From Your Campsite	Obtained from campfire s'more
Helping Comes Second	Food	25%	20 turns	Item Loss 4 Full	Level 4	Obtained from sweet roll Alabama +20% Meat from Monsters +25% Booze Drops from Monsters +25% Candy Drops from Monsters
On a Roll	Food	25%	20 turns	Item Loss 2 Full	Level 4	Obtained from D roll

Equipment

Equipment bonuses affect hats, shirts, weapons, pants, accessories, or familiar equipment. It is unknown if they increase the drop rate of items that craft into equipment.

Source	Source Type	Extra Items	Duration	Cost	Prereq	Notes
Go-Gone	Item	100%	20 turns	Item Loss	None	Obtained from go-go potion
Limber as Mortimer	Item	100%	10 turns	Item Loss	None	Obtained from Mortimer's nostrum
tinsel orb	Off-Hand Item	100%	Equipped		75 Mus	Accessories only +60 Spooky Damage Bonus for Turtle Tamers only
basaltamander buckler	Off-Hand Item (Shield)	75%	Equipped		40 Mus	Hat and Pants only Damage Reduction: 15 +25% to all Mysticality Gains Damage Absorption +50
fake washboard	Off-Hand Item (Shield)	75%	Equipped		50 Mus	Accessories only Damage Reduction: 13 +25% to all Muscle Gains Damage Absorption +50
fruit bat	Weapon (1H)	75%	Equipped		75 Mus	Weapons only Weapon Damage +75 Bonus for Seal Clubbers only
Boxing Day Breakfast	Food	50%	50 Turns	Item Loss 1 Full	None	Obtained from glass of raw eggs, which is obtained from the Boxing Daycare Weapon Damage +50% Spell Damage +50% Improves yield when salvaging for the Boxing Daycare
Crimbuccaneer lantern	Off-Hand Item	50%	Equipped		None	Hat/Pants Drops Weapon Drops Accessory Drops Increases Item Drops on Crimbo Battlefields
Human-Pirate Hybrid	Item	50%	Intrinsic	None	Installed Little Geneticist DNA-Splicing Lab	+50% Booze Drops from Monsters
	Item		30 turns	Item Loss	None	Obtained from Gene Tonic: Pirate +50% Booze Drops from Monsters
The Jokester's gun	Weapon (1H)	50%	Equipped		50 Mox	Pants only Part of The Jokester's Costume +5 Prismatic Damage Combat Initiative +25% Can be fired in a weird way once per day to instantly defeat an opponent
lava balaclava	Hat	50%	Equipped		40 Mox	Weapons only +50 Damage to Hot Spells Regenerate 10-12 MP per adventure
love	Weapon (1H)	50%	Equipped		35 Mox	Bonus applies only to Pants drops Regenerate 8-16 HP per Adventure Regenerate 8-16 MP per Adventure +5 to Familiar Weight
Mad Hatrack	Familiar	50%			None	Bonus applies only to Hats, and only when the familiar is naked
Meet the Meat	Effect	50%	100 turns	Once per day	VIP Fortune Teller access	Obtained from a consult with the Meatsmith +100% Meat Drops
naughty paper shuriken	Combat Item	50%	1 turn	None	None	Bonus applies only to pants drops Item must be used in combat Can stun or do 15-20 damage Cannot use in Hardcore Is not consumed when used
pilgrim shield	Off-Hand Item (Shield)	50%	Equipped		None	Bonus applies only to Weapon drops Maximum HP +30 Melee Damage +15 +3 Stat Gains from Fights Regenerate 10-12 HP per Adventure Damage Reduction: +1 per level Cannot equip in Hardcore
Satan hat	Hat	50%	Equipped		75 Mys	Hats and Pants only +30 Hot Damage Bonus for Saucerors only
outlaw bandana	Accessory	40%	Equipped		35 Mox	Bonus applies only to Weapon drops Moxie +10 Combat Initiative +20%
baneful bandolier	Accessory	30%	Equipped		150 Mus	Bonus applies only to Hats/Pants drops Slime Hates It Ranged Damage +30
Initiative: Ban belts.	Other (Initiative)	30%	Rollover		Access to the Voting Booth	Bonus applies only to Pants drops A possible choice out of 4 different initiatives each day
Initiative: Sales tax free weekend for back-to-school shopping.	Other (Initiative)	30%	Rollover		Access to the Voting Booth	A possible choice out of 4 different initiatives each day
nicksilver ring	Accessory	30%	Equipped		10 Mys	Weapons only +15% Pickpocket Chance Additional +15% Item Drop
red silk skirt	Pants	30%	Equipped		62 Mox	Bonus applies only to Hat/Pants drops +1 Moxie Stat(s) Per Fight
velour vaqueros	Pants	30%	Equipped			Pants only Moxie +10 Triples the effectiveness of the Dirge of Dreadfulness
velour veil	Accessory	30%	Equipped			Accessories only +2 Mysticality Stats Per Fight Triples the damage of Fearful Fettucini May not equip more than one
velour voulge	Weapon (1H)	30%	Equipped			Weapons only +2 Muscle Stats Per Fight Triples the effect of Snarl of the Timberwolf
Abyssal ember	Off-Hand Item	25%	Equipped		35 Mus	Bonus applies only to Weapon drops Bonus for Seal Clubbers only +20 Hot Damage
velcro shield	Off-Hand Item (Shield)	25%	Equipped		85 Mus	Bonus applies only to Weapon drops Mysticality +10% Damage Reduction: +24
chalk choker	Accessory	20%	Equipped		None	Bonus applies only to Pants drops +2 Moxie Stats Per Fight Weakens attackers May not equip more than one
Drapes-You-Regally	Back Item	20%	Equipped		250 Mox	Bonus applies only to Hat/Pants drops Part of the Dreadful Bugbear Suit +20% Meat from Monsters +20% Booze Drops Bonus for Disco Banditss only
Drunkula's cape	Back Item	20%	Equipped		250 Mys	Bonus applies only to accessory drops +3 Adventure(s) per day when equipped. +20% Candy Drops Bonus for Saucerors only
garbage sticker	Weapon (1H)	20%	Equipped		85 Mus	Applies to Hat, Pants, Weapons and Accessories +20% Food Drops +20% Booze Drops +30% Meat from Monsters
hopping socks	Accessory	20%	Equipped		200 Mys	Bonus applies only to accessory drops Slight Slime Resistance Maximum HP/MP +200
Mayor Ghost's cloak	Back Item	20%	Equipped		250 Mys	Weapons only Part of the Dreadful Ghost Suit +5 PvP fight(s) per day when equipped. +20% Food Drops Bonus for Pastamancers only
porcelain pelerine	Back Item	20%	Equipped		40 Mus	Bonus applies only to Hat/Pants drops +10 to Monster Level Begin Fights with 1 Disco Momentum
porcelain phantom mask	Accessory	20%	Equipped		40 Mys	Accessories only Part of the Ceramic Suit Moxie +20% Adds Spooky Damage to Bawdy Refrain
velcro broadsword	Weapon (1H)	20%	Equipped		85 Mus	Bonus applies only to Hats/Pants Muscle +5% Regenerate 6-12 MP per adventure
velcro paddle ball	Weapon (1H)	20%	Equipped		85 Mox	Bonus applies only to accessory drops Moxie +5% Regenerate 6-12 MP per adventure
Buddy Bjorn	Back Item	15%	Equipped			With Slimeling Bonus applies only to Weapon drops
Crown of Thrones	Hat	15%	Equipped			With Slimeling Bonus applies only to Weapon drops
polyester parachute	Back Item	10%	Equipped		None	Bonus applies only to Weapon drops Part of the Synthetic Suit +2 Muscle Stat(s) Per Fight Fury Increases Your Initiative
string of moist beads	Accessory	10%	Equipped		10 Mys	Bonus applies only to Pants drops
tiny die-cast Don Crimbo	Accessory	10%	Equipped		None	Accessories only Moxie +5%
tiny die-cast Father Crimborg	Accessory	10%	Equipped		None	Bonus applies only to Hat/Pants drops Mysticality +5%
tiny die-cast Rudolphus of Crimborg	Accessory	10%	Equipped		None	Bonus applies only to Weapon drops Muscle +5%
tiny plastic Toybot	Accessory	10%	Equipped		None	Accessories only
western-style skinning knife	Weapon (1H)	10%	Equipped		5 Mus	Hats and pants only Weapon Damage +5
bugged bön±Ã©t	Familiar Equipment	5%	Equipped		None	Pants only Can only be equipped by a Baby Bugged Bugbear Obtained from zapping a bugged beanie or bugged balaclava +5% Candy Drops +5% Food Drops
Video... Games?	Effect	5%	5 turns		None	Obtained by using a defective Game Grid token +5 to just about everything else; see page for a full list
	Food			Item Loss 1 Full	Level 5	Obtained from bowl of Tastee-Wheet™ +5 to just about everything else; see page for a full list
Initiative: State nudity initiative.	Other (Initiative)	-50%	Rollover		Access to the Voting Booth	A possible choice out of 4 different initiatives each day

Location/Enemy specific

Some bonuses only work against specific enemies, or in specific locations.

Source	Source Type	Extra Items	Duration	Cost	Prereq	Notes
over-the-shoulder Folder Holder	Accessory	500%	Always	Item Loss One Folder Slot	folder (owl) inserted	Bonus only applies to Dreadsylvania Has 2 other folder slots that can be customized at will (4 in KoLHS)
Whitesloshed	Booze	500%	50 Adventures	Item Loss 1 Drunk	Level 20	Obtained from white Dreadsylvanian Bonus only applies to Dreadsylvania
You've Got a Stew Going!	Food	500%	50 Adventures	Item Loss 1 Full	Level 20	Obtained from Dreadsylvanian stew Bonus only applies to Dreadsylvania
Brainworm	Booze	200%	50 Adventures	Item Loss 3 Drunk	Level 6	Bonus applies only in The Time-Twitching Tower Obtained from shot of mescal +25 Mysticality Stat(s) Per Fight (Time-Twitching Tower only)
crystalline seal eye	Accessory	200%			None	Bonus applies only to Infernal Seal drops May not equip more than one
cursed compass	Off-Hand Item	100%	Always		None	Bonus applies only in PirateRealm Disappears at the end of the day
Eyes of the Dragon	Effect	100%	20 turns		None	Obtained from Dragon the Line, a Lucky Adventure Bonus only applies to underwater adventuring
Legendary Regalia of the Seal Crusher	Outfit	100%	Always		60 Mus	Bonus applies only to Infernal Seal drops
pair of pearidot earrings	Accessory	100%	Always		None	Bonus applies only in the Candy Diorama May not equip more than one
Red Roger's red left hand	Off-Hand Item	100%	Always		None	Bonus applies only in PirateRealm
time-twitching toolbelt	Accessory	60%	Always		None	Bonus applies only in The Time-Twitching Tower All Attributes +15 Reveals various Time-Forgotten Secrets
Dreaming of a Wet Crimbo	Food	50%	20-40 turns	Varied Items Lost Varied Full	sushi-rolling mat installed	Obtained from eating Maki with peppermint eel sauce and/or a green and red bean, or a Bento Box with a tempura green and red bean and/or peppermint eel sauce Items and fullness depending on the type of sushi Underwater only +100% Meat from Monsters (Underwater only) Makes you a better diver
over-the-shoulder Folder Holder	Accessory	50%	Always	Item Loss One Folder Slot	folder (KOLHS) inserted	Bonus only applies to KoL High School Has 2 other folder slots that can be customized at will (4 in KoLHS)
over-the-shoulder Folder Holder	Accessory	50%	Always	Item Loss One Folder Slot	folder (dancing dolphins) inserted	Bonus only applies to underwater adventuring Has 2 other folder slots that can be customized at will (4 in KoLHS)
surprisingly capacious handbag	Off-Hand Item	50%	Always		None	Bonus applies only in The Neverending Party
doll-eye amulet	Accessory	40%	Always		35 Mys	Bonus applies only to Spookyraven Manor May not equip more than one
Florist: Kleptomaniac	Other (Florist Friar)	40%	Always		Access to The Florist Friar's Cottage	Can only be planted underwater Plant persists throughout the ascension or until uprooted Cannot be combined with other territorial plants
glass eye	Accessory	40%	Always		50 Mys	Bonus applies only in The Time-Twitching Tower Combat Initiative +20% Weapon Damage +20
stinky fannypack	Accessory	40%	Always		85 Mys	Bonus applies in any Elemental International Airport location +25 Stench Damage +25 damage to Stench Spells
antique Canadian lantern	Off-Hand Item	30%	Always		60 Mys	Bonus applies only in the Canadian Wildlife Preserve 15% Item Drops everywhere else Serious Cold Resistance
C.H.U.M. lantern	Off-Hand Item	30%			150 Mus	Bonus applies only in A Maze of Sewer Tunnels +17 Stench Damage
old soft shoes	Accessory	30%			200 Mys	Bonus applies only to Hobos May not equip more than one
pearl diver's necklace	Accessory	30%	Always		85 Mys	Bonus only applies to underwater adventuring +4% Critical Hit Chance +20 to Monster Level May not equip more than one
Possessive Pressure	Item	30%	5-15 turns	Item Loss	None	Obtained from pressurized potion of possessiveness Bonus only applies to underwater adventuring Base duration of 5, +5 with Impetuous Sauciness, +5 as a Sauceror
Sea Seeing	Item	30%	20 turns	Item Loss	None	Obtained from Mer-kin eyedrops Bonus only applies to underwater adventuring Item obtained from Red-Nosed Snapper
Florist: Horn of Plenty	Other (Florist Friar)	25%	Always		Access to The Florist Friar's Cottage	Can only be planted underground Plant persists throughout the ascension or until uprooted Cannot be combined with other territorial plants
Florist: Rutabeggar						Can only be planted outdoors Plant persists throughout the ascension or until uprooted Cannot be combined with other territorial plants
Florist: Stealing Magnolia						Can only be planted indoors Plant persists throughout the ascension or until uprooted Cannot be combined with other territorial plants
Greaser Lightnin'	Effect (KOLHS)	25%	Rollover		KOLHS	Bonus only applies in Art Class Moxie +5
Jamming with the Jocks	Effect (KOLHS)	25%	Rollover		KOLHS	Bonus only applies in Shop Class Muscle +5
Nerd is the Word	Effect (KOLHS)	25%	Rollover		KOLHS	Bonus only applies in Chemistry Class Mysticality +5
Swimming Head	Effect	25%	30 turns		None	Bonus applies only to underwater adventuring Obtained on the first visit to A Merry-Go Round each day
twisted-up wet towel	Weapon (1H)	25%	Always		None	Bonus only applies to KoL High School
Ze™ goggles	Hat	25%			None	Bonus applies only to underwater adventuring
glowing esca	Off-hand Item	20%	Always		85 Mys	Bonus applies only to underwater adventuring
Mer-kin takebag	Off-Hand Item	20%	Always		85 Mys	Bonus applies only to underwater adventuring 5% Item Drops everywhere else
pearl diver's ring	Accessory	20%	Always		85 Mys	Bonus only applies to underwater adventuring +3% Critical Hit Chance +15 to Monster Level May not equip more than one
warbear fancy fedora	Hat	15%	Always		110110 Mus	Bonus only applies to WarBears Combat Initiative -25% Maximum HP -50 Maximum MP -50
warbear high festival pants	Pants	15%	Always		110110 Mox	Bonus only applies to WarBears Combat Initiative -25% Maximum HP -50 Maximum MP -50
warbear polarized goggles	Accessory	15%	Always		110110 Mys	Bonus only applies to WarBears Combat Initiative -25% Maximum HP -50 Maximum MP -50
Speluck	Passive skill	5%	Always		None	Bonus applies only to underground locations +10% Meat from Monsters (underground only)
Emotion Sickness	Item	0-25%	5 turns	Item Loss 1 Spleen	None	Obtained from bottle of melodramamine Bonus only applies to underwater adventuring Bonus value, where X is 25 minus your current Drunkenness, minimum 0: +X% Items Drops +2X% Meat from Monsters
			50 turns	Item Loss 3 Spleen		Obtained from bottle of extra-strength melodramamine Bonus only applies to underwater adventuring Bonus value, where X is 25 minus your current Drunkenness, minimum 0: +X% Items Drops +2X% Meat from Monsters
Bear Essence	Passive Skill	Essence of Bear * 20%	Always		None	Bonus is 20% per Essence of Bear used Bonus applies only to picnic baskets

Sprinkles

Sprinkles bonuses affect sprinkles drops, which is used as currency in the Gingerbread City. Also, whoever is in first place on the "Top Citizens" leaderboard for most sprinkles gathered at the end of each day is awarded a copy of My Life of Crime, a Memoir, a skillbook that teaches a permable skill.

Source	Source Type	Extra Sprinkles	Duration	Cost	Prereq	Notes
Industrially Frosted	Effect	250%	5 turns	Item Loss		Obtained from using an industrial frosting potion Damage Reduction: 50 Superhuman Resistance to All Elements (+5)
sour ball and chain	Accessory	50%	Always		10 Mus	Combat Initiative -300%
sprinkle-begging cup	Off-Hand Item	50%	Always		20 Mys
sugar raygun	Weapon (1H)	50%	Always		50 Mox	Untradeable
Sprinkle Sense	Effect	50%	10 turns	Item Loss		Obtained from using green rock candy
Sprinkle Sense	Effect	50%	40 turns	Item Loss 1 Full		Obtained from eating a green-iced sweet roll
Sprinkle in Your Eye	Effect	25%	30 turns	Item Loss 3 Full	Level 4	Obtained from eating an animal part cracker
Sprinkle in Your Eye	Effect	25%	30 turns	Item Loss 3 Drunk	Level 4	Obtained from drinking a gingerbread wine
gingerbread moneybag	Off-Hand Item	25%	Always			Untradeable
candy dog collar	Familiar Equipment	25%	Always			Can be used with any familiar
Iced and Tainted	Effect	25%	10 turns	Item Loss		Obtained from using a tainted icing potion +15 Cold Damage +5% Chance of Spell Critical Hit
gingerbread hoodie	Shirt	15%	Always		20 Mus	+2 Stat(s) Per Fight Spell Damage +10
Chocolate Lab	Familiar	Varies				When the chocolate lab is the active familiar, will give +1% sprinkle drops per pound of familiar weight Increases item drops from monsters

Familiars

There are a number of familiars that increase item gains during combat. As a familiar's weight increases, the increase in item gains also increases. The maximum base weight a familiar can attain is normally 20 pounds, but the effective weight can be greatly increased with equipment and effects.

The Maximizing Your Familiar Weight article shows which gear and effects will boost your familiar's effective weight. The Familiar Weight article shows how to increase your familiar's base weight more quickly.

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