Is There A Doctor In The House?

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Is There A Doctor In The House?
Is There A Doctor In The House?

The chunky plastic cellular phone inside your Lil' Doctor™ bag rings. You answer it.

"Hello, Doctor. We've received a report of a patient with extremely low vim and vigor, in <location>. Patient is in need of a dose of Doc Galaktik's Vitality Serum. Can you assist?

or

"Hello, Doctor. We've received a report of a patient who ate some very bad clams, in <location>. We recommend the administration of a basic anti-anti-antidote. Can you assist?

or

"Hello, Doctor. We've received a report of a patient with a broken limb, in <location>. A cast should do the trick. Can you assist?

or

"Hello, Doctor. We've received a report of a patient with a criss-cross laceration, in <location>. Immediate application of a plaid bandage is recommended. Can you assist?

or

"Hello, Doctor. We've received a report of a patient suffering from tropical heatstroke, in <location>. The patient needs to be cooled down with a palm-frond fan as soon as possible. Can you assist?

or

"Hello, Doctor. We've received a report of a patient knocked out by a random encounter, in <location>. The condition requires the application of a phonics down. Can you assist?

or

"Hello, Doctor. We've received a report of a patient suffering from an archaic cough, in <location>. An antique bottle of cough syrup should do the trick. Can you assist?

or

"Hello, Doctor. We've received a report of a patient suffering from a blood shortage, in <location>. A bag of pygmy blood should be sufficient to alleviate the shortage. Can you assist?

or

"Hello, Doctor. We've received a report of a patient suffering from Thin Blood Syndrome, in <location>. A transfusion of red blood cells is recommended. Can you assist?


Accept the case
"The doctor..." you say to the imaginary dispatcher, "is about to be in."

Decline the case (Next call in 15 Adventures)

"Let one of the other chil... doctors... handle this case, please," you say to the imaginary dispatcher, "as I am currently busy with various non-medical concerns."


Turn off the phone for the rest of the day

"Hold my calls! I'm golfing!" you shout, to nobody in particular.
You power off the cell phone.

Occurs with the Lil' Doctor™ bag equipped.

Notes

  • This adventure occurs immediately after a combat with the message:
The phone in your doctor's bag rings...
  • Completed the nth quest gives you n*500 meat.
  • Completing a set of 5 quests upgrades your Lil' Doctor™ bag, increasing the maximum HP bonus by +5, and the HP regeneration by +1.