Irate mariachi

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Irate mariachi
Monster ID 268
Locations South of The Border
Hit Points 17
Attack 20
Defense 20
No-Hit 30
Initiative 50
Meat 4-6
Phylum dude
Elements None
Resistance None
Monster Parts head, arm, leg, torso
bottle of tequila, half-sized guitar, irate sombrero, mariachi G-string
Manuel Entry
refreshedit data
irate mariachi You're fighting an irate mariachi

This mariachi is seriously upset about something. Could be that the maraca player is late, could be that he forgot the chords to "Dos Arbolitos," who knows. Either way, it looks like he's going to take it out on your ass.

Hit Message(s):

He plays the highest note he can on his trumpet. Your ears start to bleed. Ooh! Argh!

He swings his guitarron at you and clips you in the <elbow>. It hurts you deeply. Argh! Argh!

Critical Hit Message:

He plays a complex riff on his guitar -- you pause to admire the complexity of it, and he abruptly stops playing and hits you over the head with his guitar. Ugh! Argh!

Miss Message(s):

He tries to play a loud, high note on his trumpet, but seems to lack los chops.

He swings his guitarron at you, but misses you completely. Man, that was a low blow.

Fumble Message:

A string on his guitar breaks and he cuts his finger. Ouch! (FUMBLE!)

After Combat

Meat.gifYou gain 4-6 Meat (average: 5, stdev: 0.71)*
Bottle.gifYou acquire an item: bottle of tequila (35.5% chance)*
Ukelele.gifYou acquire an item: half-sized guitar (17% +/- 1% chance)*
Hat2.gifYou acquire an item: irate sombrero (20.1% chance)*
String.gifYou acquire an item: mariachi G-string (30.7% chance)*
You gain 5 <substat>.

Occurs at South of The Border.


  • "Dos Arbolitos" (Two Little Trees) is a well-known mariachi song.