|Locations||South of The Border|
|Monster Parts||head, arm, leg, torso|
This mariachi is seriously upset about something. Could be that the maraca player is late, could be that he forgot the chords to "Dos Arbolitos," who knows. Either way, it looks like he's going to take it out on your ass.
He plays the highest note he can on his trumpet. Your ears start to bleed. Ooh! Argh!
He swings his guitarron at you and clips you in the <elbow>. It hurts you deeply. Argh! Argh!
He plays a complex riff on his guitar -- you pause to admire the complexity of it, and he abruptly stops playing and hits you over the head with his guitar. Ugh! Argh!
He tries to play a loud, high note on his trumpet, but seems to lack los chops.
He swings his guitarron at you, but misses you completely. Man, that was a low blow.
A string on his guitar breaks and he cuts his finger. Ouch! (FUMBLE!)
|You gain 4-6 Meat (average: 5, stdev: 0.71)*|
|You acquire an item: bottle of tequila (35.5% chance)*|
|You acquire an item: half-sized guitar (17% +/- 1% chance)*|
|You acquire an item: irate sombrero (20.1% chance)*|
|You acquire an item: mariachi G-string (30.7% chance)*|
|You gain 5 <substat>.|
Occurs at South of The Border.
- "Dos Arbolitos" (Two Little Trees) is a well-known mariachi song.