The Source is found in the Gamma Quadrant.
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| Message from First Officer Blixsnarf Young:
Captain, it's... If... If it wasn't so evil, it would be... beautiful. They would have should have sent a poet.
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| Phenomenon: The Source
Mineral Density: EVIL
Biological Activity: EVIL
Danger Level: INSANE
Annihilation Likelihood: 100%
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Crew: 30
Gas: 100 gal.
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Money: 0 Crabs
Time Left: 52 weeks
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Fire your beam weapon at it
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Fire a Phlogiston Torpedo at it
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Fire a Procrastinator urinal cake at it
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- Fire your beam weapon at it:
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| Message from First Officer Blaxbob Mack:
Captain, judging by the wave of palpable Evil that just washed over the ship, I'd say our beam weapon accomplished little more than making the Source angry. Er... angrier than it already was.
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- Fire a Phlogiston Torpedo at it:
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| Message from First Officer Snarfbleeb Belvedere:
Did it... Did it work, Captain? Negative, negative, it just impacted on the surface...
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- Fire a Procrastinator urinal cake at it:
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| Message from First Officer Blorfquee Nelson:
As powerful as that urinal cake was, Captain, it accomplished nothing.
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| Message from First Officer Nortblax Symington:
Captain... Captain! The Source is... The... It worked! The Omega Bomb has created a singularity in the core of the Source, and it's collapsing in on itself!
You've done it, Captain! You've saved the galaxy!
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Congratulations! You have destroyed the Source and put a stop to the wave of Evil that would otherwise have destroyed the galaxy.
(The explosion pictured above is meant to be the Source, not the galaxy, or your ship, or both.)
Well done, Captain! Your name will go down in the annals of the TPS history archives!
