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Monster ID 978
Locations Infernal Rackets Backstage
Hit Points 58
Attack 58
Defense 52
Initiative 40
Meat 40-60
Phylum demon
Elements hot
Resistance None
Monster Parts head, arm, leg, torso, horn, wing, tail
bus pass
Manuel Entry
refreshedit data
inkubus You're fighting an inkubus

This is one of the demon scribes of hey deze. His saliva is black ink, and his tail is sharpened so he can use it as a pen. Traditionally, inkubi write on the flayed and tanned skin of the damned.

Nowadays, though, they usually use spray-on tan, so most of hey deze's books are a weird shade of orange.

Hit Message(s):

He inscribes an evil incantation on your <giblets>. You dislocate your neck trying to read it. Argh! Oof!

He spits ink in your eye. If only you'd had an inkling he was going to do that. Ow! Argh!

He writes a grocery list on your <forehead>. It's like getting a tattoo with a jumbo-size needle. Ooh! Ow!

He punches you in the <knee>, then writes a limerick about the experience. Ouch! Argh!

Critical Hit Message:

He flays off some of your skin to use as parchment. You protest, but he points out you weren't using that bit of skin for anything, and who are you to stand in the way of art? Argh! Ouch! Ooh!

Miss Message(s):

He stops to work up some more ink-spit.

He spits ink at you, but finally all that squid-fighting training you've been doing pays off, and you dodge.

He tries to write a grocery list on you, but can't remember how to spell 'yogurt.'

He decides to punch up his prose instead of punching you this round.

Fumble Message:

You critique his inking technique. He's too piqued from the critique to attack this round. (FUMBLE!)

After Combat

Meat.gifYou gain 40-60 Meat (average: 50, stdev: 4.47)*
Librarycard.gifYou acquire an item: bus pass (15% chance)*
You gain 14-15 <substat>.

Occurs in Infernal Rackets Backstage.