Infernal seal spawn
| Infernal seal spawn | |
|---|---|
| Monster ID | 653 |
| Locations | A Large Chamber |
| Hit Points | 21 |
| Attack | 24 |
| Defense | 21 |
| Initiative | 40 |
| Meat | None |
| Phylum | demon |
| Elements | None |
| Resistance | None |
| Monster Parts | flipper, head, leg, tail |
| |
| Quest | a ragged paper strip, a ripped paper strip, a rumpled paper strip, a torn paper strip, seal eyeball |
| Manuel Entry | |
| refreshedit data | |
You're fighting an infernal seal spawnThis young seal has managed to survive its first couple of moults without being devoured by its brood-siblings, and is starting to more closely resemble the common Loathingian seal you know and despise with every fibre of your being. Particularly the claws and fangs -- you don't like those bits at all.
Hit Message(s):
It flicks sand in your eyes with its horrible claws. Yes, Virginia, it does have sandy claws.
It rakes your skull with its cute little claws. No, not 'cute'. What's the word I'm looking for? Oh right, 'horrible'.
It finds a worthless trinket and pelts you with it. Maybe some hermetic seal had a stash of them in here.
It leaps into the air and sinks its fangs into your throat. You didn't realize they could jump like that, and are quite surprised! Ow!
It wails for its mother, then realizes that its mother is as likely to eat it as save it, and stops.
It tries to pelt you with chocolate eggs, but doesn't have any since it's not an Easter seal.
It tries to flick sand at you with its claws, but you tell it you don't believe in sandy claws. Eek!
It stops attacking and nods at you. Huh, maybe it's a seal of approval.
It tries to rake you with its claws, but fails. Maybe next time it should try clawing you with a rake.
It leaps into the air, but you quickly duck and it hits the wall with a thump. Ha ha, stupid seal. (FUMBLE!)
 | You acquire an item: a creased paper strip (30% chance)* |
| You acquire an item: a crumpled paper strip (30% chance)* |
| You acquire an item: a crinkled paper strip (30% chance)* |
| You acquire an item: a folded paper strip (30 chance)* |
| You acquire an item: a ragged paper strip (30% chance)* |
| You acquire an item: a ripped paper strip (30% chance)* |
| You acquire an item: a rumpled paper strip (30% chance)* |
| You acquire an item: a torn paper strip (30% chance)* |
 | You acquire an item: seal eyeball (?% chance)* |
Occurs in A Large Chamber, Seal Clubbers only.
Notes
- A maximum of 15 seal eyeballs can drop per ascension.
- The first hit message is a reference to a famous editorial written by Francis Church in response to a little girl's question whether or not Santa Claus exists.
