Illegal alien

Illegal alien
Monster ID	1587
Locations	Some Scattered Smoking Debris
Hit Points	?
Attack	?
Defense	unknown
Initiative	75
Meat	52-78
Phylum	humanoid
Elements	None
Resistance	None
Monster Parts	arm, head, leg, torso
Drops alien drugs
Quest	weird space book
Manuel	alien hologram projector
Manuel Entry
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 You're fighting an illegal alien

This is an alien who is obviously not supposed to have been aboard the ship when it crashed. Afraid that you will turn him in for illegal stowing-away, he attacks you.

Hit Message(s):

He commits a grievous crime against your <thigh>. Ouch! Oof! Ooh! Oof!

He screams "Bloop flipboort blipnirt" as he fires a tiny raygun at your <skull>. Ooh! Argh! Ow!

Critical Hit Message:

He commits a grievous crime against your <lower back>. Eek! Ouch! Ugh! Eek! (CRITICAL HIT!)

Miss Message(s):

He screams "Flop glipnort glopbeert" as he fires a tiny raygun at your <forehead>. Then he screams "Fleepjort glopbirt bleepneert" because he missed.

He tries to commit a crime against your <groin>, but your <forehead> has diplomatic immunity.

Fumble Message:

He tries to commit a crime against your <calf>, but your <neck> has diplomatic immunity. (FUMBLE!)

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After Combat

You gain 52-78 Meat. (average: 65, stdev: 5.7)*

You acquire an item: alien drugs (15% chance)*

You acquire an item: weird space book (25% chance)*

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Occurs at Some Scattered Smoking Debris.

Notes

• Not to be confused with the legal alien.