Ice skate

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Ice skate
Monster ID 731
Locations A Rumble Near the Fountain and Ice Skate Territory
Hit Points 600
Attack 400
Defense 400
Initiative 75
Meat 80-120
Phylum fish
Elements None
Resistance None
Monster Parts head, fin, tail
collapsible baton, skate blade, skate skin, spangly unitard
Manuel Entry
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ice skate You're fighting an ice skate

This is one of the flamboyant skate punks that has taken over the skate park. It scoots along the ocean floor on a pair of vestigial blades, looking to ice members of the rival gang, the roller skates.

It's possible that this particular ice skate is actually a sensitive, artistic skate who puts up a tough-skate image but secretly has a forbidden crush on one of the roller skates.

It's possible, but it's not very likely.

Hit Message(s):

It impales you with the stinger on its tail. Too soon? Eek! Ugh! Argh! Ugh! Oof!

It whacks you with one of its fins. Man, what a whackjob. Eek! Ugh! Ouch! Ooh! Ooh!

It skates up to you and slashes you with its blade. At least it didn't sling its blade, mm hm. Argh! Argh! Ouch! Oof! Argh!

It bites you with its little fishy mouth. Nothing hurts like it. Ow! Ow! Ugh! Ooh! Ow!

Critical Hit Message:

It calls some of its fellow ice skates over to do a Triple Salkow and a reverse Lund on you. It hurts, in a kind of effeminate way. Argh! Ooh! Ouch! Ooh! Eek!

Miss Message(s):

It tries to slash you with its blade, but you sling it away, mm hm.

It tries to impale you with the barb on its tail, but determines that would be in poor taste. Too soon.

It tries to bite you, but its mouth is too small to latch on.

It tries to whack you with a fin, but you hash it a fin instead.

Fumble Message:

It stops attacking to do a few Triple Salkows and a backflip. Impressive, but not painful. (FUMBLE!)

After Combat

Meat.gifYou gain 80-120 Meat (average: 100, stdev: 8.56)*
Cbaton.gifYou acquire an item: collapsible baton (?% chance)*
Skateblade.gifYou acquire an item: skate blade (?% chance)*
Hskin.gifYou acquire an item: skate skin (?% chance)*
Skateunitard.gifYou acquire an item: spangly unitard (?% chance)*
You gain some <substat>.

Occurs at A Rumble Near the Fountain and Ice Skate Territory.