|Locations||The Ice Hotel|
|Monster Parts||arm, head, leg, torso|
Nobody wants to carry suitcases around in a hotel where the floor is made of ice, so the porters in this hotel make pretty good money in tips. Unfortunately, they have to make those tips by carrying suitcases around in a hotel where the floor is made of ice. And considering how much heavy crap you're carrying in your luggage, it's no wonder he hates you.
He escorts you to the elevator, and pushes you down the open shaft. Oof! Eek! Ooh!
He runs you over with a luggage trolley. Clang clang clang, it goes. Ooh! Ow! Argh!
He punches you in the face, and offers to deliver your teeth to your room for you. Eek! Oof! Ugh!
He takes your suitcase, pummels you in the head with it, and holds his hand out for a tip. (CRITICAL HIT!) Ouch! Oof! Eek!
He tries to push you down an open elevator shaft, but the elevator arrives just in time.
He tries to run you over with a luggage trolley, but he got the one with the squeaky wheel and he loses the advantage of surprise.
He looks like he wants to punch you, but both his hands are weighed down with heavy suitcases.
You make fun of his little round hat, and he gets so mad he can't even attack you. (FUMBLE!)
|You gain 20-30 Meat (average: 25, stdev: 2.42)*|
|You acquire an item: bellhop's hat (5% chance)*|
|You acquire an item: ice porter (20% chance)*|
Occurs at The Ice Hotel.