Ice Cube

Ice Cube
Monster ID	207
Locations	The Sorceress' Tower (The Stairs)
Hit Points	99999
Attack	99999
Defense	89999
No-Hit	100009
Initiative	0
Meat	None
Phylum	elemental
Elements	None
Resistance	None
Monster Parts	side, corner
Drops None
Manuel Entry
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 You're fighting an Ice Cube

Your way up the tower is blocked by a gigantic cube of ice. It slides forward to crush you. Looks like it can defeat you without even using its AK, which means today is a good day. For it. Not for you.

Hit Message(s):

It tells you to check yourself before you wreck yourself. Your checking is sub-par, though, and he wrecks you. Argh! Eek! Ooh! Oof! Eek! Eek! Eek! Eek! Ouch! Ooh!

It kicks you into next Friday, then joins you there and kicks you again. Argh! Oof! Eek! Oof! Oof! Argh! Ugh! Ooh! Oof! Oof!

Miss Message(s):

Hey, bitch! Get on up out of my database.

So much drama in the LBC, it's kinda hard bein' Snoop D-O-double-G.

	You hold a match in front of the can of hair spray and hose down the Ice Cube. It melts into a harmless puddle and pours down the steps.

You gain 40 <substat>.

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Formerly occurred at The Sorceress' Tower (The Stairs). Can still be encountered via Wishing.

Notes

• This monster's combat weakness is hair spray.
• If you lose, you will receive a hint as to which item to use.
  • First hint: This dude is ice. Ice, baby.
  • Second hint: How about a little fire, scarecrow?
  • Third hint: How about a little flamethrower, scarecrow?
  • Fourth hint: How about a little source of pressurized flammable liquid and a match, scarecrow?
  • Fifth hint: How about a little can of hairspray, scarecrow?
• This monster cannot be copied.
• Very rarely, this monster can still be fought by using the Deck of Every Card and getting the Fire Elemental card.

References

• The Ice Cube's description "Looks like it can defeat you without even using its AK, which means today is a good day." is a reference to rapper Ice Cube's song It Was a Good Day. The "check yourself" attack is a reference to rapper Ice Cube's song Check Yo Self, and the "next Friday" attack is a reference to the movie Next Friday starring rapper Ice Cube.
• The first hint refers to rapper Vanilla Ice's song Ice Ice Baby.
• The second hint is a line from The Wizard of Oz.