I'm Cotton a Trap; I Can't Walk Out
As you wander in your drunken stupor (which is like a drunken huff, but with fewer wheels), you encounter a group of frat boys sitting around a fire. They're passing around what looks to be one of the hippies' glass sculptures.
"Hey, bra!" one of them says. "Check out this thing we stole from some stupid hippies, bra! It's totally full of this great fluffy white stuff! You totally should try it, bra." He puts his face up to the sculpture and comes back with wisps of something thick, white, and fluffy dangling from his mouth.
"Wait a minute," you say, "I thought hippies burned herbs in those things. That looks like --"
"Yeah, bra, it totally is full of cotton!" the frat boy says. "You've got to try it, man -- having a mouthful of cotton is way better than being drunk. Plus, no hangover, bra! Just ask Chad over there!" The frat boy motions to his fellow frat brother, who nods and says, "Erk Frmble Spz."
"See, bra? Here, just take some and give it a shot."
You take the proffered wad of cotton and walk away shaking your head. Well, at least that was the least homoerotic encounter you've had with a bunch of frat boys. Any time you meet up with those guys and don't end up cross-dressed or paddled, things have gone surprisingly well.
 | You acquire an item: wad of cotton |
Occurred during St. Sneaky Pete's Day Stupor on St. Sneaky Pete's Day XXIII-XXVIII.
References
- The title of this adventure is a nod towards the opening line from the Elvis Presley hit "Suspicious Minds": "We're caught in a trap / I can't walk out."
- "Cotton Mouth" is a dryness of the mouth, a common side-effect of smoking marijuana.
- The image name "2boys1bong" is a reference to 2 Girls 1 Cup.
