Howling Balloon Monkey

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Howling Balloon Monkey

So full of hot air
Inflatable simian
Shockingly useful.

Attacks enemies and restores your MP

Ability: After achieving 11 pounds, electrocutes enemies and restores MP

Throne/Bjorn: Spell Damage +10%, sometimes deals 10-15 Stench Damage and Sleaze Damage to enemies

Hatchling: Balmonkey.gif balloon monkey

Familiar-Specific Equipment: Balknife.gif tiny balloon knife

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Mumming Trunk Abilities:

+15% Meat Drop 4-5 MP +4 Muscle statgain +15% Item Drop +3 Mysticality statgain 8-10 HP +2 Moxie statgain
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Combat Messages
  • Regular message (10 pounds or less):
    None (The familiar does nothing at this weight)
  • Regular message (11 pounds or more):
    <name> rubs his legs together. He reaches out and shocks your opponent for X damage.
    <name> rubs his arms together. He reaches out and shocks you.
MPYou gain X Mana Points.
  • Enthroned in the Crown of Thrones:
    <name> flings a water balloon at <him>. Wait, that wasn't water . . . well, that's disgusting, but it did do 10-15 (+10-15) damage.
  • Bjornified in the Buddy Bjorn:
    <name> targets your opponent with a water balloon that turns out to be filled with something other than water. I'll leave you to guess what exactly, but your hint is that it causes 10-15 (+10-15) damage.
  • With lucky Tam O'Shanter equipped:
    <name> shocks your slain foe's body and shakes loose some extra meat.
  • With miniature gravy-covered maypole equipped:
    <name> does a squeaky simian dance around the maypole.
  • With wax lips equipped:
    <name> squeaks and shifts uncomfortably beneath his wax lips.

Arena Messages

  • When entered in a game of Hide and Seek:
    The squeaking makes it really easy for <name> to be found. Or maybe it's the howling. Either one.


  • This familiar will not act until it weighs at least 11 pounds.
  • Damage ranges from int(X/4) to int(X/2), where X is the weight of the familiar. It acts roughly 22.5% of the time.
  • MP restore ranges from int(X/4) to int(X/2), where X is the weight of the familiar. It acts roughly 27.5% of the time.


  • The monkey is one big reference to the song "Shock the Monkey", from the album Security by Peter Gabriel, in 1982. Being made of balloons, it is also natural that rubbing it would accumulate a static charge.