Hot bugbear
Hot bugbear | |
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Monster ID | 1392 |
Locations | Dreadsylvanian Woods |
Hit Points | 800 |
Attack | 500 |
Defense | 500 |
Initiative | 25 |
Meat | None |
Phylum | beast |
Elements | hot |
Resistance | None |
Monster Parts | arm, head, leg, torso |
Manuel Entry | |
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The smell of a merrily burning campfire tickles your nose. You flash back to happy memories of roasting turnips with your friends on camping trips. There's still a hint of a nostalgic smile on your face when a red-hot bugbear leaps out from behind a tree, sparks flying from his smoldering feet as he lands.
Hit Message(s):
He roasts you like a Yuletide marshmallow, then strips off your charred skin and roasts you again. Ooh! Eek! Ooh! (hot damage)
He breathes fiery breath on you, like a smaller, furrier, wingless dragon. Ouch! Ooh! Ouch! (hot damage)
He fires you. I mean, he doesn't end your employment relationship, I mean he roasts you like a marshmallow. Oof! Ow! Ouch! (hot damage)
He chomps your <shoulder> with a red-hot fang, making your blood sizzle. Ooh! Ooh! Eek! (hot damage)
He pierces your <leg> with one red-hot claw. Eek! Ow! Ow! (hot damage)
He punches you with a red-hot paw. Aw naw! Argh! Ouch! Argh! (hot damage)
He clasps his burning paws together around your head, stifling and suffocating and burning. You feel flames, on the side of your face, heaving breaths... Oof! Ouch! Argh! Eek! Ouch! (hot damage)
He tries to breathe fire breath on you, but you point out he's not a dragon.
He tries to pierce your shoulder with one red-hot claw, but your piercing screams dissuade him.
He tries to chomp you with his red-hot teeth, but you point out he could use some whitening toothpaste.
He tries to punch you with a red-hot paw, but you discourage him from pawing at you.
He tries to fire you, but you have a strong union and you avoid the firing.
He tries to roast you like a Yuletide marshmallow, but you say, "Yule be sorry if you do that."
A giant grizzly bear runs up and gives the bugbear a lecture on preventing forest fires, while you watch and snicker. (FUMBLE!)
The bugbear picks up a rock, breathes on it until it glows red, then beans you with it. (hot damage)
The bugbear roars at you, searing and blackening you Cajun-style. (hot damage)
The bugbear sticks out a glowing-red tongue at you. Your blood starts to boil, and not in a metaphorical way. (hot damage)
The bugbear licks you with a searing-hot tongue. It's more painful than gross. (hot damage)
The bugbear grins, then hisses and spits boiling saliva on you. (hot damage)
The bugbear locks you into a searing bugbearhug until your skin starts to blacken. (hot damage)
The bugbear roars at you, its breath like an oven. I mean, like the heat inside of an oven. I'm not saying its breath had metal racks in it, or something. (hot damage)
The bugbear knocks you backwards. You trip over a branch and fall to the ground. Oh, sorry, I mean you fall into a bugbear campfire. (hot damage)
![]() | You acquire an item: warm fur (.1% chance)* |
![]() | You acquire an item: Dreadsylvanian Almanac page |
![]() | You acquire an item: Freddy Kruegerand |
Occurs at Dreadsylvanian Woods
Notes
- This monster cannot be copied.
- The Freddy Kruegerand and Dreadsylvanian Almanac page drops are not affected by item drop modifiers. They are similar to the beer lens drop and drops from crates. In particular, they can still drop after being stomped.
- If any elements are banished, hitting a hot Dreadsylvanian causes damage:
- Augh. Up close it's even hotter!
![]() | You lose Y hit points. (hot damage) |
- The name, image, and introduction text of this monster are all randomly selected:
References
- The grizzly bear from the fumble message is a reference to Smokey Bear, a mascot of the U.S. Forest Service created to raise awareness about wildfire prevention.
- The critical hit message refers to the movie Clue, in particular a memorable ad-lib by Mrs. White (played by Madeline Kahn).