HotStuff's butt

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HotStuff's butt
Monster ID unknown
Locations April Fools' Day#2011
Hit Points 52
Attack 69
Defense 76
Initiative 0
Meat None
Phylum Indeterminate
Elements None
Resistance None
Monster Parts unknown
obnoxious riddle
Manuel Entry
refreshedit data
HotStuff's butt You're fighting HotStuff's butt

A rift opens in the fabric of reality, and a butt emerges from it. A... familiar-looking butt.

Critical Hit Message:

It hits you with the whole butt and the butt hole, which is unpleasant in too many ways to catalog here. Ooh! Argh! (stench damage)

Miss Message(s):

It tries to hit you with its left cheek, but you cheekily dodge.

It tries to hit you with its right cheek, but you cheekily dodge.

It tries to deliver a crapload of pain, but its timing is off.

It flaps its cheeks ineffectively.

The whole butt, and the butt hole, manage to both miss you.

It floats in midair, the moonslight gleaming on each cheek. It's almost majestic, isn't it?

After Combat

Obnoxious.gifYou acquire an item: obnoxious riddle
You gain 20 <substat>.

Occured at random locations during April Fool's Day 2011.