Hostile intelligent alien

Hostile intelligent alien
Monster ID	2023
Locations	Through the Spacegate
Hit Points	75% of Monster Defense
Attack	Player's Moxie + 25*(first letter of gate-1) + 10
Defense	Player's Muscle + 25*(first letter of gate-1) + 10
Initiative	0
Meat	None
Phylum	humanoid
Elements	None
Resistance	None
Monster Parts	arm, head, leg, torso
Drops None
Manuel Entry
refreshedit data

 You're fighting a hostile intelligent alien

Uh oh. The locals have learned how to use tools, and they're pissed. Those two facts are probably unrelated.

Hit Message(s):

It grabs your hand and makes you hit yourself in the face with it. Ha ha, some things really are universal. Ow. Eek! Ooh! Argh! Ouch! Eek! Ow! Ouch! Oof! Oof!

It stabs you in the <throat> with its crude spear. Eek! Ugh! Ow! Ugh! Ow! Oof! Ouch! Ooh! Oof! Ugh!

It picks up a rock and throws it at your thigh. Sticks and stones can break your thigh, and it really hurts a lot. Ouch! Ugh! Oof! Ow! Eek! Ooh! Ouch! Ouch! Argh! Ugh!

Critical Hit Message:

It stabs you in the <eye> with its crude spear. Eek! Ooh! Ugh! Ow! Ow! Eek! Ow! Ugh! Oof! Ugh!

Miss Message(s):

It throws a rock at you, but its primitive grasp of physics isn't good enough to aim a rock correctly.

It pauses to bellow something at you in a language you don't understand.

It scowls at you, reminding you that you are the intruder, here.

Fumble Message:

It pauses to bellow something at you in a language you don't understand. (FUMBLE!)

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After Combat

You acquire an item: primitive alien blowgun (?% (rare) chance)*

You acquire an item: primitive alien loincloth (?% (rare) chance)*

You acquire an item: primitive alien necklace (?% (rare) chance)*

You acquire an item: primitive alien spear (?% (rare) chance)*

You acquire an item: primitive alien totem (?% (rare) chance)*

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Occurs at Through the Spacegate.

Notes

• This monster's Attack is based on the Player's Moxie+10 and Defense is Player's Muscle+10. However, the Spacegate's first letter will also add an additional 25X, where X is the difference between the first letter and A. (Thus a Spacegate starting with B will be Player Stat+35, while a Spacegate starting with Z will be Player Stat+635.)
• Cannot be be banished, attempting to do so yields the message:

'The weird gravity here stops what you just did from working.

• Cannot be stunned.
• Cannot be photocopied.

Images

Aliens at a given set of coordinates all share one of ten characteristic appearances, which seem to be associated with a given potential item:

Images	Associated item (conjectured)
	primitive alien spear
	primitive alien blowgun
	primitive alien loincloth
	primitive alien totem
	primitive alien necklace