Horrible tourist family

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Horrible tourist family
Monster ID 1759
Locations Barf Mountain
Hit Points 100
Attack 100
Defense 100
Initiative 0
Meat 200-300
Phylum dude
Elements stench
Resistance None
Monster Parts arm, child, father, head, leg, mother, torso
expensive camera, filthy child leash, bag of gross foreign snacks
Manuel Entry
refreshedit data
horrible tourist family You're fighting a horrible tourist family

You step up to the back of the line, behind a pair of filth-drenched, beleaguered parents and their obnoxious, disgusting child. After a few minutes, the child gets bored and starts kicking you in the shin.

After a few more minutes, you tap the kid's father on the shoulder. "Are you... are you going to do something about this?" you ask.

"I sure am," says the father, as he starts kicking your other shin.

Hit Message(s):

The father grabs the kid's leash, and beats you with him like a biting, kicking flail.

The filthy child runs up and smears snot and drool and god knows what else all over your pant leg. (stench damage)

Critical Hit Message:

They pull out the classic move where the mother distracts you while the child kneels behind you, and the father pushes you over. I'm kind of surprised you fell for that old chestnut, frankly. (CRITICAL HIT!)

Miss Message(s):

The father pulls on the kid's leash, but he's gotten it tangled around a lamppost.

The kid tries to grab your leg, but his leash is just a little bit too short. Whew!

Fumble Message:

They argue for a while about what attack to use next. (FUMBLE!)

After Combat

Meat.gifYou gain 200-300 Meat (average: 250, stdev: 20.82)*
Camera.gifYou acquire an item: expensive camera (15% chance)*
Childleash.gifYou acquire an item: filthy child leash (5% chance)*
Baggie.gifYou acquire an item: bag of gross foreign snacks (20% chance)*

Occurs at Barf Mountain.


  • This monster counts as a group (of size four). It takes manifold damage from area-of-effect skills such as Wave of Sauce.