Horrible tourist family
|Horrible tourist family|
|Monster Parts||arm, child, father, head, leg, mother, torso|
You step up to the back of the line, behind a pair of filth-drenched, beleaguered parents and their obnoxious, disgusting child. After a few minutes, the child gets bored and starts kicking you in the shin.
After a few more minutes, you tap the kid's father on the shoulder. "Are you... are you going to do something about this?" you ask.
"I sure am," says the father, as he starts kicking your other shin.
The father grabs the kid's leash, and beats you with him like a biting, kicking flail.
The filthy child runs up and smears snot and drool and god knows what else all over your pant leg. (stench damage)
They pull out the classic move where the mother distracts you while the child kneels behind you, and the father pushes you over. I'm kind of surprised you fell for that old chestnut, frankly. (CRITICAL HIT!)
The father pulls on the kid's leash, but he's gotten it tangled around a lamppost.
The kid tries to grab your leg, but his leash is just a little bit too short. Whew!
They argue for a while about what attack to use next. (FUMBLE!)
|You gain 200-300 Meat (average: 250, stdev: 20.82)*|
|You acquire an item: expensive camera (15% chance)*|
|You acquire an item: filthy child leash (5% chance)*|
|You acquire an item: bag of gross foreign snacks (20% chance)*|
Occurs at Barf Mountain.