Holiday Log

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Familiar number: 144
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Holiday Log

Just a hunk of wood with some ribbons and a bow. What's the friggin' point?

Sits there, is festive

Ability: Sits motionless, does nothing

Throne/Bjorn: So-So Resistance to all Elements, sometimes deals 30-50 damage

Hatchling: holiday log

	Ultimate Cage Match	Scavenger Hunt	Obstacle Course	Hide and Seek

Cannot breathe underwater

Combat Messages

Regular message:
(No message.)
Enthroned in the Crown of Thrones:
<name> falls out of the hat and lands on your opponent's toe for 30-50 damage. Happy Crimbo!
Bjornified in the Buddy Bjorn:
As you turn to attack, the momentum of your spin flips <name> out of the Buddy Bjorn, and it clocks your opponent in the face for 30-50 damage. Way to go, pal!
With lucky Tam O'Shanter equipped:
(No message.)
With miniature gravy-covered maypole equipped:
(No message.)
With wax lips equipped:
(No message.)
With pet rock "Groucho" disguise equipped, after fumbling:
Your pet rock's fake eyebrows waggle at you sarcastically. You'd horse-whip him, if you had a horse.
With pet rock "Snooty" disguise equipped:
(No message.)

Arena Messages

When attempting to have this familiar battle in the Arena, Susie gives the message: "Since the Arena doesn't have a 'sitting motionless, doing absolutely nothing' event, there's probably no point in allowing your Holiday Log to compete."
The Holiday Log does nothing at all, but it can at the very least contribute to a few trophies that require familiar weight.
While it doesn't say anything special for the wax lips, miniature gravy-covered maypole, or lucky Tam O'Shanter it still gives the effects of each item. In other words if you equip a Holiday Log with wax lips you have the equivalent of a 9 lb. volleyball.
Unlike most familiars, the Holiday Log has two pieces of familiar-specific equipment.
This is functionally identical to the original Pet Rock.