Hodgman's whackin' stick

Hodgman's whackin' stick This was to Hodgman what a scepter is to a regular king. Assuming regular kings periodically went on benders and started beating everyone and everything they saw with their scepters. Type: weapon (1-handed club) Damage: 20 - 40 Muscle Required: 200 Cannot be traded or discarded All Attributes +20% On Critical: Insanity! (In-game plural: Hodgman's whackin' sticks)

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Obtained From

Hobopolis Town Square

Hodgman, The Hoboverlord

Notes

• On a critical hit, "Insanity!" adds special attacks inflicting 75-100 perfect elemental damage, doubled to 150-200 (unaligned targets are dealt 150-200 physical damage instead):

A huge paperclip falls from the sky, hitting your opponent for 150-200 damage and then vanishing. Weird. Did anybody else see that?
Giant bats fly overhead, dropping flaming kerosene-soaked tennis balls on your opponent and dealing 75-100 damage.
An immense ice sculpture of a swan flies up to your opponent. It tries to talk to him, but all that comes out is a blast of frigid air that deals 75-100 damage.
The scenery around you begins to melt, scaring your opponent to the tune of 75-100 damage. Scares you a little bit, too.
A six-foot tall penguin strides up to your opponent, belching in its face and dealing 75-100 damage. At least... you think that's what happened.
Your opponent is chased in circles, Benny Hill style, by a herd of half-naked women, and embarrassed to the tune of 75-100 damage. Echoes of Yakety Sax reverberate through your mind.

• If you are wearing the V for Vivala mask, its critical effect will take place instead of "Insanity!"

See Also

• Muscle Modifiers
• Mysticality Modifiers
• Moxie Modifiers
• Critical hit

Collection

	TOP 10 Hodgman's whackin' stick collections
	1. Manendra - 16 | 2. Lord Stefano - 12 | 3. Donavin69 - 10 | 4. PnE Clan Wadder - 7 | 5. MotherMary13 - 4 6. Tibbiara - 3 | 7. Fungo the mildly annoyIng - 2 | 8. LaRoni - 2 | 9. Poncho the Sane - 2 | 10. AlmostMeek - 2 Collection data courtesy of ePeterso2 and Jicken Wings