Hodgman's journal 1: The Lean Times

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Hodgman's journal #1: The Lean Times
Hodgman's journal #1: The Lean Times

Hodgman carried around a big pile of notebooks in which he scribbled his every thought. Be forewarned, though -- 99% of his thoughts were completely and utterly devoid of sanity. This is one of the first volumes, chronicling Hodgman's birth in a paper bag in the bottom of a sewer. His family was so poor, he writes, that he had to eat dirtclods for breakfast.

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Grants Skill: Natural Born Scrabbler
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(In-game plural: copies of Hodgman's journal #1)
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Obtained From

Hobopolis Town Square
Hodgman, The Hoboverlord

When Used

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You read the journal from cover to cover. In between the bits where he describes firsthand experiences of stuff that happened years before he was born and the bits that are just huge lists of names with little drawings of shoes next to them, you find some really touching stories about Hodgman's childhood. Sad stuff.

You acquire a skill: Nickel.gif Natural Born Scrabbler

References

  • The last two lines of the description reference the Weird Al Yankovic song "Generic Blues".

Collection

TOP 10 Hodgman's journal #1: The Lean Times collections
1. ThunderGate - 44 | 2. Lord Stefano - 13 | 3. Kharenden - 8 | 4. Donavin69 - 7 | 5. DarkSpuddle - 7
6. Catatonia - 7 | 7. Archipelago71 - 6 | 8. Skent - 6 | 9. Jebustheathiest - 5 | 10. King Stupid - 5
Collection data courtesy of ePeterso2 and Jicken Wings