|Locations||Camp Logging Camp (ultra-rarely)|
Have you ever seen a cloud full of sentient, animated hockey equipment bent on beating the crap out of you? No? Well, then you've never seen one of these things.
It bobs toward you and hits you in the mouth with a hockey stick, knocking out one of your teeth. Argh! Ow! Oof!
It shoots a hockey puck at you, which gets comically lodged in your throat. Ouch! Oof! Argh!
It launches a puck at you, which you duck before you're struck. What luck!
He tries to hit you in the face with a hockey stick, but gets a penalty for high-sticking and has to stop.
The elemental tries to hit you with a puck, but you do this really cool trick with your hat and prevent it from damaging you. (FUMBLE!)
|You acquire an item: hockey stick of furious angry rage (100% chance)*|
|You gain 11 <substat>.|
If you lose the fight:
|You acquire an item: consolation ribbon (100% chance)*|
- Based on the sterotype of Canadians enjoying hockey, hence its presence within Little Canadia.
- The "hat trick" in the fumble message refers to different things in different sports; in hockey it represents scoring three goals in one game, at which point spectators throw their hats onto the ice.