High-Ranking Warbear Officer

High-Ranking Warbear Officer
Monster ID	1468
Locations	WarBear Fortress (Third Level)
Hit Points	?
Attack	?
Defense	unknown
Initiative	100
Meat	unknown
Phylum	beast
Elements	None
Resistance	?
Monster Parts	arm, head, leg, tail, torso
Drops warbear whosit, warbear whosit, warbear whosit, warbear officer requisition box
Manuel Entry
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 You're fighting a High-Ranking Warbear Officer

You hover up to the highest level of the Warbear Fortress, swipe your warbear badge, and you're in! You open a door and find the Officer's Mess, where you're spotted by a high-ranking warbear officer who seems eager to make a mess of you.

or

You hover up to the tippity-top of the Warbear Fortress and use your badge to get in. Unfortunately, you're almost immediately stopped by a high-ranking warbear officer. "Hmm," he says, "I thought that code you were using was an older code, but it checked out. Turns out we should probably disallow those older codes! What were we thinking!" He powers up his laser axe and stomps toward you.

or

You hover up to the top of the Warbear Fortress and start to use your badge in the door. But the door swishes open before you can even scan the badge, and a high-ranking warbear officer comes flying out, none too pleased that some human is trying to infiltrate the Fortress.

or

You hover to the top of the Warbear Fortress and use your badge to open the exterior portal. You sneak in, tiptoe down a hallway, look nervously over your shoulder, and walk right into a warbear officer. So much for stealth.

or

You float up to the tippy-top of the Warbear Fortress with your hoverbelt, then put your warbear badge up to the locked door. It opens with a swish and a THRUUUUM. No, wait, that second sound was a high-ranking warbear powering up his laser axe.

or

You hover up to the top of the Warbear Fortress and scan your warbear badge. The door opens, but a red light starts blinking and klaxon horns blare, and before you can get one foot in the door, you're accosted by a high-ranking warbear officer.

Hit Message(s):

He powers up a rocket boot and kicks you right in the calf.

He pops up a pair of shoulder turrets that assault and pepper you with a hail of well-seasoned bullets.

He powers up his laser axe and THRUMMMS it into your <arm>. Ugh! Argh! Argh! Ouch! Oof! Ow! Ow! Ow! Argh! (Supercold damage)

He retracts his visor and bites you the old-fashioned way. Ouch! Ugh! Ouch! Oof! Ouch! Argh! Eek! Ugh! Ouch! Eek! (Supercold damage)

He powers up one of his gauntlets until electricity arcs between the metal spikes on it, then backhands you with it. Ugh! Argh! Ouch! Argh! Eek! Oof! Ugh! Ooh! Ooh! Argh! (Supercold damage)

He pulls out a blaster and blasts the crap out of your <elbow>. Ooh! Ooh! Ooh! Ow! Ouch! Ouch! Ow! Eek! Ooh! Ow! (Supercold damage)

Critical Hit Message:

He pulls one of the medals off his armor and flings it at you. It breaks into a dozen laser-toting gyrocopters in midair, and they proceed to ventilate all of your favorite body parts. Eek! Ooh! Eek! Ugh! Ugh! Ooh! Oof! Oof! (Supercold damage)

Miss Message(s):

He tries to kick you with a rocket boot, but you dodge the rocket, man, leaving him burning out his fuse up there alone.

He tries to power up his laser axe, but the battery is dead.

He pops up a pair of shoulder turrets, but they appear to be jammed. Then he shrugs and breaks them off.

He tries to bite you, but can't get his visor to retract.

He tries to throw the gauntlet down on you, but you refuse to have the gauntlet thrown.

He pulls out a blaster, but can't hit the broad side of a barn with it.

Fumble Message:

He tries to hit the "unleash flesh-piercing quadcopter" button on his armor, but accidentally hits one of his medals instead. So it looks like he's just reminding you of his rank as a senior officer, which isn't painful at all. (FUMBLE!)

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After Combat

You acquire 3 warbear whosits (100% chance)*

You acquire an item: warbear officer requisition box (??% chance)*

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Occurs at WarBear Fortress (Third Level).

Notes

• Always immune to stunning, staggering, and insta-kills.
• The more of these you beat, the more difficult they become. This resets at rollover.
  • Sometimes, after the monster description, a line is added to show how many you have beaten, like so:

Beat X of these so far today.

• Scales to the number of High-Ranking Warbear Officers beaten in the same day using the formula 150 * (1.05 ^ Kills) +/- 10% for each stat (Atk, Def, HP).
• Additionally, has a hard damage cap (equal to 10% of their HP rounded down) and initial passive supercold damage like Warbear Foot Soldier.
• Will gain delevel immunity after 10 wins.
• Each Warbear Officer has a special trait:
  • Agile: 100% more defense
  • Burly: More HP
  • Hardened: ~95% elemental resistance
  • Heavily-Armored: Hard damage cap of 3% of max HP instead of 10%
  • Poly-Phasic: ~95% physical resistance
  • Speed-Boosted: Always wins initiative
  • Vicious: 100% more attack
• Failing to defeat a High-Ranking Warbear Officer, either by loss or by CLEESH will cause it and its accompanying drone to remain when challenged again.
• Always assisted by a drone, which acts every round (even if the officer is stunned):
• Possible monster images: