Hi mein

Hi meins are an improved type of chow mein. Pulverize is required to get the elemental nuggets for the sauces, while The Way of Sauce is required to make the sauces with the nuggets and scrumdiddlyumptious solutions, and finally Transcendental Noodlecraft is required to combine the sauce with noodles to create the Hi Mein.

Access to The Malus of Forethought is only available to Muscle classes. Therefore, characters in Hardcore playing other classes will have to wait until they've found and smashed equipment good enough to produce elemental nuggets without the Malus' special combining properties. The Pulverize a... column lists a lower-level option for nuggets, although some level-independent options like the Cerebral Crossbow also exist.

Hi Mein	Base Sauce	Pulverize a... (Lvl available)	Adventures	Muscle	Mysticality	Moxie	Fullness
cold hi mein	cold and sour sauce	frozen nunchaku (8)	24-27	70-75	30-35	15-20	5
hot hi mein	hot and sour sauce	demon buckler (6)	24-27	70-75	15-20	30-35	5
sleazy hi mein	sleazy and sour sauce	buffalo blade (6)	24-27	25-30	25-30	70-75	5
spooky hi mein	spooky and sour sauce	spiked femur (7)	24-27	15-20	70-75	30-35	5
stinky hi mein	stench and sour sauce	lihc face (7)	24-27	30-35	70-75	15-20	5

For a comparison of hi meins to other pasta dishes, refer to the recipe tables in Pastamastery and Transcendental Noodlecraft.

History

• Prior to the July 7th, 2015 revamp, hi meins required the Wok of Ages to make.
• Prior to a trivial update on January 20, 2018, "Level required" was 13.

References

• Unlike chow mein and lo mein, hi mein refers to nothing in Chinese – it is merely a pun based on reading lo mein as "low mein".
• It is also a pun on Low Maintenance and High Maintenance