Hermit (monster)

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Monster ID 1781
Locations Drawing a Card
Hit Points 100
Attack 100
Defense 100
Initiative 100
Meat None
Phylum dude
Elements None
Resistance None
Monster Parts head,arm,leg,beard,torso
hermit factoid
Manuel Entry
refreshedit data
Hermit You're fighting the Hermit

With a flash of light, the Hermit appears. He looks around, momentarily confused, then notices you. The two of you stare at each other for a moment.

"This could finally be my chance," you think.

The Hermit seems to sense your intentions. He makes the "cutting throat / thumbs-down" gesture, then cracks his knuckles.

Hit Message(s):

He clubs you with some leftover dingy planks. Ouch! Ow! Ooh! Ooh! Argh! Argh! Ouch!

He shoves like six jabañero peppers in his mouth, and breathes a gout of fire at you. (hot damage)

He sprays a bottle of ketchup in your eyes. Or possibly catsup. Argh! Ugh! Ooh! Eek! Ugh! Ouch! Argh! Oof!

He stabs you in the skull with a pointy seal tooth. Like, a particularly pointy one. Ooh! Ugh! Argh!

He flails you mercilessly with a chain of linked-together trinkets, gew-gaws, and knick-knacks. Not so worthless now, are they? Argh! Ooh! Ooh!

Critical Hit Message:

He tosses a ten-leaf clover onto the ground. There's a puff of smoke, and an anvil falls out of nowhere onto your head. (CRITICAL HIT!) Ow! Ow! Ow!

Miss Message(s):

He tries to stab you with a seal tooth, but you dodge, because the tooth hurts.

Fumble Message:

not known

After Combat

After losing:

You find a little scrap of paper on the ground underneath a pile of your teeth.

Guildapp.gifYou acquire an item: hermit factoid

Occurs when drawing a card.


  • This monster cannot be copied.
  • It is impossible to kill the hermit, since every time his hp reach zero they are reset to their maximum again.
  • You do get a factoid for running away, however, the game does not display the message properly; it may display top left above your action bar (example)
  • Losing due to the fight running over 30 rounds results in the same losing message and factoid as getting beaten up does.