Here You Are, Up On Stage
You're currently on the stage inside the big tent in the Hobopolis Town Square.
| Keep performing |
If a clanmate has started a mosh or if Hodgman is defeated while you are still onstage:
- You're still performing, but for some reason, there's nobody watching -- all of the hobos have left the tent. You shrug and leave the stage.
(adventure ends)
If you are a Seal Clubber:
- You continue to bang your drum.
If you are a Turtle Tamer:
- You keep playing your washboard shield.
If you are a Pastamancer:
- You keep plinking away on your spaghetti-box banjo.
If you are a Sauceror:
- You continue to vigorously play the jug.
If you are a Disco Bandit:
- You continue to bust any number of moves, punctuated by your skillful castanet-playing.
If you are a Accordion Thief:
- You toodle away on the melodica.
If a clanmate Seal Clubber is on stage with you:
- <name> provides the backbeat with a sealskin drum.
If a clanmate Turtle Tamer is on stage with you:
- <name> cranks out some rhythm on a washboard shield.
If a clanmate Pastamancer is on stage with you:
- <name> provides accompaniment with a spaghetti-box banjo.
If a clanmate Sauceror is on stage with you:
- <name> puffs out a bassline on the marinara jug.
If a clanmate Disco Bandit is on stage with you:
- <name> provides backup dancing support and castanet assistance.
If a clanmate Accordion Thief is on stage with you:
- <name> toodles a melody on a melodica.
One person performing on stage:
- A couple of mostly disinterested hobos are milling around the tent, barely paying attention to the stage.
Two people performing on stage:
- A handful of hobos are watching the show, or at least watching some sort of halluciation that's in the same direction as the show.
Three people on stage:
- A decent-sized group of hobos is gathered to watch the performance.
Four people on stage:
- A fair-sized crowd of hobos is gathered around the stage.
Five people on stage:
- A sizable crowd of raucous hobos watches the performance, hooting and hollering at moments they deem appropriate.
Six people on stage:
- A throng of hobos gleefully looks on, dancing, singing along (even though your performance doesn't have any words) and drunkenly carousing.
| Leave the stage |
If you are the only performer on stage:
- You leave the stage.The crowd boos, hisses, then leaves the tent. All of them.
If someone has already moshed:
- You leave the stage.
Occurs as a part of the subadventure Attention -- A Tent! at Hobopolis Town Square.
References
- Possible reference to Turn The Page by Bob Seger: "There I am, up on the stage"
