Helm of the white knight
This is a helmet of the sort worn by chess-playing knights in that weird-ass realm down the rabbit hole. It's shaped like a horse's head, which means you can only hope the horse has to wear a helmet shaped like a dude's head. I mean, it's only fair.
(In-game plural: helms of the white knight)
- The Tweedleporium (30,000 Meat)
The description may be a reference to the book, If Life Were Fair Horses Would Ride Half the Time.
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