As you're approaching the Sleazy Back Alley, a peasant approaches you, carrying a birthday cake, and says "Happy Birthday, Claude!"
Your name is not Claude, and it's not your birthday, but you eat the cake anyway. It's made all the more delicious by the knowledge that you bilked some poor peasant out of some cake. That makes you feel very Moxious.
|You gain 2 Smarm.|
Used to occur at The Sleazy Back Alley