Handsome mariachi
| Handsome mariachi | |
|---|---|
| Monster ID | 270 |
| Locations | South of The Border |
| Hit Points | 15 |
| Attack | 17 |
| Defense | 15 |
| No-Hit | 27 |
| Initiative | 50 |
| Meat | 4-6 |
| Phylum | dude |
| Elements | None |
| Resistance | None |
| Monster Parts | head, arm, leg, torso |
| Manuel Entry | |
| refreshedit data | |
You're fighting a handsome mariachiThis is a mysterious mariachi with a mysterious past. He has no name and no hometown, but damned if he hasn't got a good head of hair and a handsome face. He doesn't look too dangerous, but he's probably got a crossbow hidden in his guitar case.
Hit Message(s):
He shoots you a look that's so suave and debonair that you don't notice him stick a shiv into your <throat>. Argh! Ooh!
He pulls a hidden switch on his guitar and it spews gouts of flame in your direction. Mmm, flame-broiled <solar plexus>. Ugh! Ouch!
He flips his guitar case up onto one shoulder and launches a small heat-seeking missile at you. That's pretty surprising -- you thought only travelling priests packed that much concealed weaponry. Ugh! Eek!
He tries to charm you while he draws his gun, but you're not having any of that.
He pulls a hidden switch on his guitar and it spews a gout of flame. Fortunately, a change in the wind leaves him holding a big hunk of charcoal.
He opens his guitar case, and looks shocked and dismayed to find a guitar inside it. (FUMBLE!)
 | You gain 4-6 Meat (average: 5, stdev: 0.71)* |
 | You acquire an item: bottle of tequila (30.9% chance)* |
 | You acquire an item: chorizo taco (20.3% chance)* |
 | You acquire an item: handsomeness potion (20.6% chance)* |
| You gain 3-4 <substat>. |
Occurs at South of The Border.
References
- The handsome mariachi is a reference to "El Mariachi", a character from the Robert Rodriguez films El Mariachi, Desperado and Once Upon A Time In Mexico.
- The weaponry concealed in a guitar case refers to the film, Desperado and/or the above Robert Rodreiguez films.
- The critical hit message refers to the character Nicholas D. Wolfwood from the anime series Trigun, who was a traveling priest who carried a rocket launcher concealed in a large cross.
