Hamsterpus

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Hamsterpus
Monster ID 1094
Locations Domed City of Ronaldus
Hit Points 75% of Defense
Attack Player's Buffed Moxie + 5 (cap 430)
Defense Player's Buffed Muscle + 5 (cap 430)
Initiative 0
Meat None
Phylum horror
Elements None
Resistance None
Monster Parts body, leg, paw, tentacle
Drops
elven medi-pack, lunar isotope, lunar isotope, lunar isotope
Manuel Entry
refreshedit data
hamsterpus You're fighting a hamsterpus

Cosmic radiation from space turned this hamster into a hideous creature that smells bad, is constantly urinating and defecating, keeps you up all night running on a wheel, and bites you with surprisingly sharp little teeth.

Wait, that's just a regular hamster. This one is like that, only with tentacles.

Hit Message(s):

It bites you with its nasty rodent teeth. Argh! Ouch! Argh! Ugh!

It loops a tentacle around your neck and squeezes until your eyes bulge. Eek! Oof! Ouch! Ugh!

It whips you with a tentacle. It's not a particularly funny attack, but it's effective. Ugh! Argh! Eek! Eek!

It latches onto you with a tentacle, leaving a row of little circular welts when it lets go. Oof! Ow! Oof! Eek!

Critical Hit Message:

It hops into a big plastic ball and rolls back and forth over you until you're thoroughly annoyed. Oh, and you have several broken bones and internal bleeding. Ouch! Ouch! Ouch! Eek!

Miss Message(s):

It tries to bite you, but gets one of its own tentacles instead.

It whips a tentacle at you, but you go forward and move ahead, and it misses you.

It shreds some newspaper to make a little bed for itself.

It hops into a big plastic ball and tries to roll at you, but quickly fills the ball with enough assorted excreta that it can't see where it's going.

Fumble Message:

It hops on a wheel and runs and runs and runs and the wheel is squeaky and it's annoying but not painful. (FUMBLE!)


After Combat

Isotope.gifYou acquire an item: lunar isotope
Isotope.gifYou acquire an item: lunar isotope
Isotope.gifYou acquire an item: lunar isotope
Medipack.gifYou acquire an item: elven medi-pack

Occurs at Domed City of Ronaldus.

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