Hamlet
Hamlet | |
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Monster ID | 1843 |
Locations | Globe Theatre Main Stage |
Hit Points | Scales, max 750 |
Attack | Scales, max 1000 |
Defense | Scales, max 1000 |
Initiative | 0 |
Meat | None |
Phylum | dude |
Elements | None |
Resistance | ? |
Monster Parts | head, arm, leg, torso |
Manuel Entry | |
refreshedit data |
O woe betide the suff'ring Danish prince -- beset with madness, hatred, vengeance, lust -- and left alone to his devices, since not even his best school chums can he trust. The internet would surely earn his praise; he'd find a home on 4chan nowadays.
Hit Message(s):
![]() | You acquire an effect: A Little Bit Poisoned (duration: 10 Adventures) |
He stabs you behind an arras. Why were you behind an arras? What even is an arras? Ow! Argh! Ooh! Ow! Argh!
He accidentally switches swords with you, and stabs you with your poisoned one. Ow! Ooh! Ugh! Argh! Ooh!![]() | You acquire an effect: A Little Bit Poisoned (duration: 10 Adventures) |
He switches a letter you were supposed to carry to the king of England with one saying you should be executed instead. Ha ha punk'd! (CRITICAL HIT!) Ouch! Ow! Argh! Ouch! Argh!
He invites you to watch a play called "The Tale of the Adventurer Who Was a Huge Jerk" but you tell him you have a dentist appointment.
He tries to stab you in the <knee>, but can't see it behind that arras.
He tries to stab you with his sword, but he's as about good a fencer as he is a neighbor.
He wanders around muttering to himself and gesturing despondantly, totally ignoring your presence. (FUMBLE!)
![]() | You acquire an item: hawk (5% chance)* |
![]() | You acquire an item: hamlet sandwich (25% chance)* |
Occurs at Globe Theatre Main Stage.
Notes
- The accidental sword-switching attack and the poisoned wine attack both give ten turns of A Little Bit Poisoned if you are not already poisoned.