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Monster ID 1843
Locations Globe Theatre Main Stage
Hit Points Scales, max 750
Attack Scales, max 1000
Defense Scales, max 1000
Initiative 0
Meat None
Phylum dude
Elements None
Resistance  ?
Monster Parts head, arm, leg, torso
hawk, hamlet sandwich
Manuel Entry
refreshedit data
Hamlet You're fighting Hamlet

O woe betide the suff'ring Danish prince -- beset with madness, hatred, vengeance, lust -- and left alone to his devices, since not even his best school chums can he trust. The internet would surely earn his praise; he'd find a home on 4chan nowadays.

Hit Message(s):

He forces you to drink like half a goblet of poisoned wine, and then stabs you. Man! What a jerk! Oof! Argh! Ow! Oof! Ooh!
Poison.gifYou acquire an effect: A Little Bit Poisoned
(duration: 10 Adventures)

He stabs you behind an arras. Why were you behind an arras? What even is an arras? Ouch! Ow! Ooh! Ooh! Oof!

He accidentally switches swords with you, and stabs you with your poisoned one. Ow! Ooh! Ow! Ouch! Ugh!
Poison.gifYou acquire an effect: A Little Bit Poisoned
(duration: 10 Adventures)
Critical Hit Message:

He switches a letter you were supposed to carry to the king of England with one saying you should be executed instead. Ha ha punk'd! (CRITICAL HIT!) Argh! Ouch! Argh! Ooh! Oof!

Miss Message(s):

He invites you to watch a play called "The Tale of the Adventurer Who Was a Huge Jerk" but you tell him you have a dentist appointment.

He tries to stab you in the <forehead>, but can't see it behind that arras.

He tries to stab you with his sword, but he's as about good a fencer as he is a neighbor.

Fumble Message:

He wanders around muttering to himself and gesturing despondantly, totally ignoring your presence. (FUMBLE!)

After Combat

Bonesaw.gifYou acquire an item: hawk (5% chance)*
Hamsandwich.gifYou acquire an item: hamlet sandwich (25% chance)*

Occurs at Globe Theatre Main Stage.


  • The accidental sword-switching attack and the poisoned wine attack both give ten turns of A Little Bit Poisoned if you are not already poisoned.