Guzzlr tablet

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Guzzlr tablet
Guzzlr tablet

This is the electronic device Guzzlr issues to its valued delivery staff. Notice that it doesn't have a button that lets you check your employee benefits.

Type: accessory
Cannot be traded or discarded

+10% Item Drops from Monsters
Maximum HP/MP +10
+X% Booze Drops from Monsters
Regenerate Y-(Y+3) HP per Adventure
Regenerate Z-(Z+1) MP per Adventure
Dispatches you to deliver booze to clients

(In-game plural: Guzzlr tablets)
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Item number: 10533
Description ID: 413321705
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Obtained From

Guzzlr application

When Used

Takes you to Guzzlr Client Selection


  • X = min(50, 1 + floor(B / 4)), where B is № completed bronze deliveries
  • Y = min(9, 3 + floor(power(G,0.35)) + floor(G/150)), where G is № completed gold deliveries
  • Z = min(7, 1 + floor(sqrt(P)) + floor(P/30)), where P is № completed platinum deliveries
  • This means that you would need to do a total of 196 bronze deliveries to max out Booze Drops, 150 gold deliveries to max out HP regeneration, and 30 platinum deliveries to max out MP regeneration.
  • Is automatically placed in your inventory for you at the beginning of your run, with the message:
    You check your pocket to make sure your Guzzlr tablet is still there.
    Guzzlrtablet.gifYou acquire an item: Guzzlr tablet


  • Until late in the evening of May 11th 2020, this was a usable item from the inventory with no enchantments. In response to strong feedback from /dev and the community, it was updated to be an accessory with scaling enchantments similar to the Lil' Doctor™ bag.


  • A reference to food delivery companies like Waitr, often staffed by low-paid contractors who don't receive benefits that permanent employees would get.

See Also


TOP 10 Guzzlr tablet collections
1. Fronobulax - 1 | 2. Agressive Coffee Addict - 1 | 3. Mme_Defarge - 1 | 4. wakela - 1 | 5. gatekeeper66 - 1
6. GT1 - 1 | 7. Mistress of the Obvious - 1 | 8. Poncho the Sane - 1 | 9. runeslayer - 1 | 10. lACEy jONEs - 1
Collection data courtesy of ePeterso2 and Jicken Wings