Guard Bugbear

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Guard Bugbear
Monster ID 28
Locations The Degrassi Knoll Restroom, The Degrassi Knoll Garage
Hit Points 6
Attack 12
Defense 10
No-Hit 22
Initiative 60
Meat 20-28
Phylum beast
Elements None
Resistance None
Monster Parts head, arm, leg, torso, tail
bugbear beanie, bugbear bungguard
Manuel Entry
refreshedit data
Guard Bugbear You're fighting a Guard Bugbear

This is a Bugbear kept by the Gnolls of Degrassi Knoll as a guardian and pet.

Hit Message(s):

He gives you a bearhug. That'd be nice of him, except his claws are now buried in your <ear>. Argh! Eek!

He bites you in the <solar plexus> with his vicious bugbear fangs. Oof! Ow! Argh!

He leaps up and pummels you with his flat feet. Looks like he'll never be your arch-nemesis. Ugh! Oof!

He whips you in the <forehead> with his skinny little arms. Icky. Ow! Ugh! (sleaze damage)

He hooks you in the <thigh> with his fearsome claws. Ooh! Ow!

Critical Hit Message:

He snorts a couple of times, like a lawnmower starting up, then vanishes into a spinning blur of fur, claws, and fangs. Looks like your ass is grass. Ow! Argh! Ouch! Ugh!

Miss Message(s):

He tries to give you a bearhug, but you say you only like him as a friend.

He tries to bite you, but you tell him when you said "Bite me!" it was just a figure of speech.

He tries to pummel you with his flat feet, but can't seem to get his flat feet off the ground.

He tries to whip you with his skinny little arms, but it's like getting whipped with a wet noodle.

He tries to hook you with his claws, but the hook keeps dragging him backwards. I ain't telling you no lie.

Fumble Message:

He snorts a couple of times and spins into a whirling blur of fur, claws and fangs. Just before he reaches you, though, he collapses to the ground, completely dizzy. (FUMBLE!)

After Combat

Meat.gifYou gain 20-28 Meat
Beanie.gifYou acquire an item: bugbear beanie (25.1% chance)*
Furpants.gifYou acquire an item: bugbear bungguard (25.7% chance)*
You gain 4-5 <substat>.

Occurs at The Degrassi Knoll Bakery, The Degrassi Knoll Restroom and The Degrassi Knoll Garage.



  • The miss text refers to the song Hook by Blues Traveler: "The hook brings you back / I ain't tellin' you no lie"
  • One of the miss messages seems to refer to the song Mustang Sally: "You been running all over the town now / Oh! I guess I'll have to put your flat feet on the ground"
  • The critical hit and fumble messages seem to refer to the Looney Tunes character The Tasmanian Devil